Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya

Chapter 398 - 384: Not bad, I am indeed the Master of the Magic Sword, Flying Sword!

[ After Kazuma and the others left the academy, they heard a loud noise from a distant hill and immediately ran towards the sound.

"Lady Sylvia, this fellow isn’t calling for help, nor does she have powerful attack methods. Her goal is too suspicious. Let’s retreat for now."

"What a troublesome woman. She can’t hit anyone, yet why is she so tough!"

The Demon King’s Army was completely confused by Darkness’s maneuvers. She couldn’t hit anyone, didn’t call for help, and just kept stalling here. It was truly too suspicious!

At this moment, Kazuma arrived in a hurry with the Crimson Magic Clan people: "Darkness! Good job, I’ve brought the villagers."

Darkness turned her head to see Kazuma, murmuring with seeming regret: "Ka... Kazuma, you arrived too soon."

"I was already depressed finding out the anticipated Orcs were only females, and it turns out the Demon King’s General is a woman too! This trip is just too unsatisfying."

Sylvia looked at the group arriving. Although a bit panicked, she feigned calmness: "So you were stalling for time, waiting for companions to arrive! Was the sword missing everyone completely also an act?"

Darkness, who was praised by the enemy and bad at lying, began to stammer: "Si... Since you saw through it, there’s no helping it... right?"

After saying that, she secretly cast a pleading look at Kazuma. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"No, no, no, you’re overthinking it! She purely just wants to get beaten up. The point about not being able to hit you guys is true, though."

"Because she loves pain and wants to experience more of it, she put all her points into vitality! It’s purely a personal hobby, stop imagining things."

The crowd outside the video suddenly wanted to laugh when they saw the Demon King’s General. It was bad enough that none of them were decent, but there was also a high probability of them being driven crazy...

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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"A Demon King’s General, huh? Not bad at all!"

Kazuma took a light sip of black tea, looking incredibly calm, like a veteran cadre who had been retired for many years.

This version of Kazuma scared Aqua, who asked with some worry:

"Um... Kazuma, did you take the wrong medicine?"

Darkness and Megumin looked at each other, holding the same thought:

"Yeah, this is really too strange."

The usually incredibly cowardly Kazuma, why isn’t he panicking at all after meeting a Demon King’s General this time?

Facing his companions’ doubts, Kazuma elegantly put down the teacup in his hand, his body shimmering with a Buddha-like light:

"I’ve just seen through it..."

Yes, he had reached enlightenment! After watching the video for so long, he finally realized one thing: absolutely do not leave the Starter Village!

Demon King’s Generals that others find hard to meet, even if they wanted to? Why do I bump into them wherever I go? This isn’t scientific at all! What happened to my extremely high luck?

Turns out extremely high luck is only good for stealing panties, right?Ugh... I don’t actually dislike that point, but can you share some of that luck for daily life?

I’m just a weak and helpless Starter Village player. What kind of broken matchmaking system is this? I really don’t want to play in high-end ranked matches!

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[ "You’re called Sylvia, right?" Kazuma really couldn’t watch anymore and slowly walked up: "The Crusader over there is a ruthless character who fought to a draw with the Demon King’s General Vanir!"

Sylvia was filled with astonishment upon hearing this, and even her subordinates stepped back in fear: "Vanir? I heard he went to Axel and never returned! Could it be he was by you..."

Kazuma’s expression became increasingly arrogant: "That’s right, the one who dealt the fatal blow was Megumin right here!"

The people of the Crimson Magic Village were surprised to hear this and praised Megumin one after another. Megumin was twisting the corner of her mouth, almost unable to suppress her laughter!

"The Dullahan Beldia, Deadly Poison Hans, and even the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, all fell at the hands of us four."

"Beldia and Hans, too?" Sylvia’s face was written with disbelief, then she fell into deep thought: "Indeed, contact with Hans was cut off recently. It seems you are not lying."

After confirming her thoughts, Sylvia looked at Kazuma with eyes full of apprehension: "You must be the leader! Can you state your name?"

Kazuma suddenly froze. He didn’t want his name remembered by the Demon King’s Army. He decisively drew the short sword at his waist: "I am Mitsurugi. Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it well."

Aqua and the others behind him all looked at him speechlessly. As soon as the critical moment arrived, he chickened out again, and now he was starting to beat a retreat.

Sylvia said with cold sweat streaming down her face: "So you are the Master of the Magic Sword... Mitsurugi! Since we’ve run into such a powerful team..." ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Saying Megumin dealt the final blow isn’t wrong... But why does it sound like he died? He just quit his job and went to be a wage slave for Wiz!"

"Hahaha, this act of identity theft reminds me of the gutsiest man in the whole apartment complex... Me! Zhang Wei, is a bastard!"

The crowd outside the video revealed subtle expressions. If you don’t mention the process, it is indeed true, but listening to it feels really weird... Also, Megumin, tone it down a bit; your nose is almost touching the sky.

Until seeing the end, everyone couldn’t help but laugh. He took the credit, Mitsurugi took the blame, and the train ticket was bought overnight.

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〜Type-Moon World, ██████ Worldline〜

In the 7th singularity, Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia—

Seeing this, Merlin burst out laughing:

"Hahaha, still persecuting Mitsurugi. As expected of you!"

As the saying goes, when fellow townsmen meet, they stab each other in the back! But you can’t just keep shearing one sheep. Nowadays, when out and about, who doesn’t create an alt account!

Just like me, I can even create a female alt. Lady Avalon caused the trouble. What does that have to do with me, Merlin?

Ishtar said with a smile:

"Speaking of which, he pulled out Chunchunmaru, wanting to pass it off as a Magic Sword. Isn’t it a bit too short?"

Sylvia was completely hoodwinked! She totally suffered from the information gap. Vanir isn’t dead; he went through normal resignation procedures, and she actually didn’t know?

The most critical thing is that short sword, Chunchunmaru—how does that look like a Magic Sword! You actually believed that?

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[ Kazuma also quit while he was ahead, putting Chunchunmaru back, trying hard to maintain his persona as the Magic Sword Master: "Even if I defeat you here, it would feel like riding on the Crimson Magic Clan’s coattails. Too boring."

"Then many thanks, Mitsurugi!" Sylvia had long wanted to retreat, so she took the offer made to her: "See you next time. We will decide the victor then. Retreat!!"

Sylvia turned and ran with her subordinates. The Crimson Magic Clan people instantly unleashed another bombardment: "Don’t let them get away! Lightning Strike!"

An auntie didn’t want to be outdone: "Light of Saber!"

"Catch them to be magic test subjects!"

Following a series of explosions, Sylvia and her subordinates fled in panic, not a single one daring to look back.

Kazuma watched the fleeing Sylvia and finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Treat Mitsurugi to a glass of sparkling wine next time!" ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

"Hahaha, Kazuma’s look is hilarious. He’s clearly scared to death inside but still pretending to be calm."

"Good lord, who is the real villain here?! Exterminating them all is too ruthless, and catching them for test subjects? ...Is this something a righteous person would do?"

The viewers who witnessed the whole process had black lines all over their faces. Truly, where there is a Crouching Dragon, there is a Phoenix Chick. Both of them were clearly cowards, yet both were pretending to be calm.

The most critical point is that these people from the Crimson Magic Village look more like Demon King’s Generals than Sylvia! They showed no mercy when attacking. ’Catch them for test subjects’—they could actually say such things.

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〜OVERLORD World〜

Watching the scene of bombardment before her, Albedo was silent for a moment:

"Is that auntie really a farmer? Is a farmer this strong?"

The folk customs of this Crimson Magic Village are too fierce. What did they grow up eating? They really don’t keep idle people; every single one of them is above the level of an Arch Wizard.

How suicidal is this Demon King’s Army to invade the Crimson Magic Village? Up until now, it seems like these people haven’t even been serious; they were just fighting casually.

"It looks like that auntie is indeed a farmer. Also, that’s not called retreating... that is running away!"

Ainz was speechless too.

Sylvia didn’t want to fight at all. Perhaps she knew she couldn’t win, so she found a random excuse to run. This Crimson Magic Village is simply a dimensionality reduction strike.

Honestly, he started to pity the Demon King a bit. What kind of god-like opponents are they encountering? They can’t even get past the stage of the Crimson Magic Village.

〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

"Kazuma-san... isn’t he thinking a bit too highly of me?"

Mitsurugi looked at the screen with a twitching mouth.

He just felt that his shoulders seemed a bit heavy. He was carrying a blame pot that didn’t belong to him, and this pot was a bit big!

"So... I’ve taken such a huge blame for you, and you just plan to treat me to a glass of sparkling wine?"

...

"Achoo—"

Inside the mansion, Kazuma took out a tissue and silently wiped his nose. He felt like someone was badmouthing him.

Although throwing the blame on someone else is a bit scummy, Mitsurugi looks like a goofball. Generally speaking, he’s a good person, so he probably won’t mind such a small matter.

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