Chapter 1354 - 777: One Bowl, Two Bowls—A Public Display of Affection?
Chapter 1354 - 777: One Bowl, Two Bowls—A Public Display of Affection?
Someone has started fighting, vendettas settled, grievances avenged...
But that’s the business of martial artists.
Right now, Sui Yi is here.
"Boss, two bowls of crossing-the-bridge noodles."
"Sure!"
Sui Yi and Yan Jingan hadn’t been seated long before the crossing-the-bridge noodles arrived.
But... two bowls?
Sui Yi looked at the waiter. The waiter glanced back and forth between Sui Yi and Yan Jingan, tossed his towel aside, and smiled: "Young master, it’s two bowls, one bowl of crossing-the-bridge noodles, and two small bowls for you to share. Oh no, not share, two handsome men and beautiful women, deeply affectionate, destined to be together for a lifetime, the two small bowls symbolize duality, one big bowl represents lifelong fulfillment, that’s a good omen."
Was this waiter doing stand-up comedy or selling insurance? He was so witty that even Sui Yi felt like he was getting married.
Yan Jingan remained at ease, gave the waiter a glance, and said: "Such a big bowl, neither of us could finish it. Separating makes it better."
"You can’t separate it, can’t separate it. If you can’t finish now, there will be children for you two sharing it in the future~~"
Uh... stand-up comedy mixed with selling insurance, and some family planning council advice.
This reasoning was so sound, Sect Master Yan found herself at a loss for words.
Well, glancing up, she saw Sui Yi had already put some noodles into a bowl with clean utensils, and had even added the condiments.
Calmly: "Eat while it’s hot."
The waiter looked smug, saying: "See, see, I guessed right!"
Yan Jingan was initially a bit surprised, then chuckled, as Ren Yingying across the room watched her with extreme envy.
Also, the woman with very long nails and dark lips ahead was staring intently at Sui Yi and her.
Seems like their luck wasn’t great, bumping into two tough characters.
Yan Jingan turned to glance at Sui Yi.
If he were truly a man, no telling how many girls he’d make sad.
Just like Dongfang Bubai, if truly a man...
Sui Yi had just helped Yan Jingan with the noodles, already sensing the guests here were unusual.
Ren Yingying and Linghu Chong showing up wasn’t surprising, probably heading towards Lin Pingzhi and his wife in the corner.
But those other two women...
The one with long black hair and a robe was striking but cold, eyes like swords, easily harboring malice and murderous aura, especially after noticing Sui Yi and Yan Jingan, seemed momentarily distracted. Beside her, two female disciples remained quiet, stealing glances at Sui Yi, cheeks flushed.
The red cheeks weren’t a problem, but the robed woman’s eyes turned icy, "A fine gentleman, but merely a masked animal, heartless and fickle, not worth anything, and if you keep staring, I’ll gouge out your eyes for wine!"
Even without laying down, Sui Yi knew he was caught in trouble, and noticed water silently shifting across the table, forming letters.
——Li Mochou, Mei Chaofeng.
Names renowned like thunder in your ears, especially the former.
Sui Yi paused while ladling soup, pretended not to hear, and focused on eating noodles.
Suddenly.
Boom!
Fighting sounds rose from the street, all the patrons inside looked out, where lantern hangings hadn’t yet brightened, a person running on was slammed out, some lanterns were rare Glass Lanterns, bound to shatter upon impact, yet that person’s back hit them, luckily they weren’t broken, only tossed towards the shop interior.
Sui Yi reached out and caught it, placed it on the table, and turned to look.
The one who hit the Glass Lantern spun, robe fluttering, fingers clasped, the four-eyebrowed person moved up and down, light flared at his fingertips, aimed at the domineering blade-wielding man.
Finger ray sliced along the blade edge, towards the man’s neck.
Thud!
Point!
The man fell to the ground, clutching his neck, unable even to grip his blade.
"Four-eyebrows, Lingxi Finger, Lu Xiaofeng" Many martial artists inside exclaimed aloud.
"That was Tyrant Blade Shuang Yong, right?"
"Heard he just entered our Lost Lands, probably aiming for the Black List, but ended up picking Lu Xiaofeng, such a sly one."
In the Jianghu, some people are quite unique, calling them martial artists doesn’t fit, but saying not doesn’t feel right either...
Take Lu Xiaofeng, an ace investigator, hailed as the smartest in the Martial Arts World, of course, that belonged to his previous world.
Now, he counts among the Black List.
Still clasped fingers, but caught a wavering Glass Lantern, descended gracefully, raised an eyebrow and smiled at Shuang Wu: "Tyrant Blade Shuang Wu, indeed your blade is mighty, but shouldn’t challenge someone who excels in movement techniques like me."
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