I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 501 - 500: End of Episode 6

After Guan Yu and Mu Qiu, the next one to sit on the spring chair was Jiang Lu.

Compared to Cheng Zhirang, he definitely knows how to use his good looks.

He sat down, fastened the seatbelt, then turned his head and smiled at Guan Yu.

"You’ll go easy on me, right?"

Those electrifying fox eyes, the superior profile, that deep voice, made Guan Yu dizzy and forget her own name.

His punishment task was to take two high-definition photos while the spring chair was shaking.

Isn’t this entirely testing the photographer’s skill?

Guan Yu swallowed and once again impersonated a staff member, sneaking over to the props to pick out two items, then walked behind Jiang Lu.

"Don’t worry, Brother Jiang Lu, I’ll protect you!"

Mu Qiu: "......" Being handsome sure comes with perks.

The staff had already started moving the spring chair, ready to "launch."

Guan · Guardian Divine Beast · Yu swiftly placed a pink headband on Jiang Lu’s head.

"Don’t move! Brother Jiang Lu, let my headband protect you instead!"

Jiang Lu: ... The real person doesn’t need it.

The spring chair started rocking, and Jiang Lu didn’t have the time to deal with the headband on his head. He gripped the handles tightly, swaying side to side like a tumbler, with an uncontrollable angle and fairly fast speed.

The pink pig headband on his head, due to the excessive movement, became crooked and ended up half on the front of his head.

The photographer didn’t dare get too close for shots, instead taking pictures from a distance and directing Jiang Lu: "Come on! Look over here! Smile!"

Even though he didn’t start as a singing and dancing idol known for his face, Jiang Lu had endured media cameras for nearly ten years, so this level of facial management was no problem for him.

Then the photos came out, and he looked handsome with a pink pig headband tilted on his head, the pig’s tongue protruding and drooping over his right temple.

The noble and handsome aura disappeared immediately, replaced by a purely goofy vibe.

The first second Jiang Lu saw the photos, he turned his head, unwilling to look.

"So handsome! Even with the pig headband, he’s this handsome! He’s truly the man I protect!" Guan Yu looked at those photos over and over again.

Jiang Lu lifted the pig’s tongue and returned the headband to Guan Yu.

"I find that after playing this show once, I want to come back for a second time, eager to get revenge."

He also wants to stand as number one here and thoroughly "torture" others.

Guan Yu immediately chimed in: "That’s great! Welcome to come every episode, Brother Jiang Lu!"

Jiang Lu laughed: "In your dreams."

"...... This episode isn’t even over yet, and your way of speaking has changed."

Jiang Lu raised an eyebrow, pondering for a moment, possibly realizing that Cheng Zhirang was also gradually influenced in such a subtle way?

As they say, you become who you are around.

The pig headband, with its tongue pinched, returned to Guan Yu’s hands, and during the chaotic punishment phase that followed, it somehow ended up on Li Yang’s head, then Mu Qiu’s, and finally, it was placed around Shi Yuhuai’s neck.

Who knows what he grew up eating, he’s so tall that even when Guan Yu and Mu Qiu combined forces to restrain him, they could only hang it on his neck by tiptoeing with effort.

As for why it had to be hung on him even around the neck—bullying a simpleton is no fun; bullying a big guy is where the real satisfaction lies.

Shi Yuhuai has always been the number one target the female guests want to bully.

By the end, Shi Yuhuai was pressed into the spring chair, wearing ragged worker clothes, with a tongue-out pig headband around his neck.

The others were striking poses behind him. Especially the ones in dresses, standing with hands on hips like a fashion magazine shoot.

At the end of the spring chair, stood Guan Yu and Wei Yi, wearing red armbands, smiling so wide you couldn’t see their eyes. On either side were two teams, with two men surrounding the only woman, smiling at the main camera in front.

Guan Yu was in charge of organizing: "Come on, everyone look at the camera! We’re taking the final group photo! Hurry up! Watch out, or the photographer will snap away while our eyes are closed, then run off after the shoot!"

The photographer poked his head out from behind the main camera, glaring at her in protest.

Guan Yu pretended not to see, already starting to strike a pose, stretching her facial muscles into the brightest smile.

Then, under the host’s direction, six mentors joined the sides of the group, a slightly disordered but very cheerful voice echoed in the castle basement.

"Different Variety Show! Different us! Episode six is over! See you next time!"

Click.

The figures froze, and the main camera in the live room switched to a drone, with the scene inside gradually fading away, shrinking, until it encompassed the entire castle’s surroundings.

Under the night, the castle was originally serene and dim, but the laughter and bright light slowly spilling out from the basement window corner brought a touch of life to this silent place.

Faintly, Guan Yu’s shouting voice and Li Yang and Wei Yi’s laughter could still be heard.

Inside the live room, the last wave of comments was streaming.

[Goodbye Brother Cheng! See you next time!]

[Jiang Lu, you can come back next time! You really can!]

[Bye bye! Go have a meal now!]

[Sigh, another episode is over, it felt too quick.]

[Using the naming style from the last segment, this scene should be "Vampire Nobles and Their Gatekeepers"]

[Hahaha, that pig headband is just too cute! Give it to Jiang Lu! You have to bring back some souvenir after coming here!]

[For the previous namer, this is clearly "The Rise of the Underlings"/dog_head]

[Brother Huai: For the effort of those two shorties, I’ll wear it for a bit.]

["The Underling Keeper: Who the Emperor Has Conquered of All Ages"]

[Brother Huai taking a family photo, Guan Yu and Wei Yi posing with the statue, and the rest doing magazine shots]

[Goodbye Jiang Lu! Goodbye Li Yang! Goodbye Qiu Shuang! Goodbye Brother Cheng!]

[Some sisters don’t even have time to say goodbye huh?/picking_nose.jpg]

[The final photo scene looked pretty good! The lighting was dimmed a bit for a vintage feel!]

[Love this big group photo! Can’t it be released?!]

[See you next episode! I’m going to check in on the super topic, brother!]

[Eat well, you danced all day, it’s super tiring.]

[Jiang Lu’s only confused cute photo in ten years, I’ve respectfully saved it already everyone.]

[Brother Cheng’s so sweet, it’s making me cry.]

[Wake up, Brother Cheng can’t be sweet alone.]

[Goodbye Guan Yu! Goodbye Mu Qiu! Goodbye Shu Ran! Goodbye Brother Cheng, Jiang Lu, Li Yang... sigh, trying to bless everyone evenly isn’t easy.]

[We agreed on it, see you next time!]

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Not sure if anyone noticed, since Brother Cheng and Qiuqiu’s relationship was exposed, I’ve deliberately reduced the use of "Brother Mei Yan" in designing the comments.

Because this nickname is favored by a minority of new face fans, and these fans are unstable, many getting less enthusiastic under news of relationships and other info. Thus, those who continue calling him Brother Cheng are basically long-time fans.

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