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Chapter 499 - 498: Brother Cheng, Take Care

Luckily, no one was planning to conduct a deeper interview.

However, it was rare for the show to have such a serious and professional segment, so the cameraman took some extra shots of Li Yang and Qiu Shuang.

After this question was answered, the Q&A session ended.

The host’s voice became excited: "Now it’s time for the last exciting segment of this episode—punishment segment! Please, staff, bring out the props!"

The guys in black suits who were just making a racket with drums came back, but this time the props weren’t covered and were shown to everyone openly.

There was a chair and some small props displayed on a long tray.

Li Yang: "What? Are we going to be interrogated under torture?"

The chair is ready; is the next step to press someone into it and use things like nail clippers to force a confession?

Mu Qiu paused: "It really does seem a bit like that."

Guan Yu walked over and patted their shoulders, going down the line like a leader comforting employees.

"It’s okay; just endure it, and it’ll be over."

"...Get out of the way!"

The chair was placed in the middle of a circle of cameras, and Li Yang and the others gathered to study it.

"Is this spring-loaded?!"

"Why is there a seatbelt on it?!"

"What are these little props? And why is there a white cloth?"

"So scary, so exciting! I love it!"

The last line was said by Guan Yu, who was already eager for the host to move things along.

And she earnestly requested: "Please, shouldn’t the first-place winner have some immediate privileges? Like controlling the punishment for the second and third places?"

The host and director exchanged a look and nodded discreetly.

Guan Yu immediately rushed over, grabbed two cat massagers from the long prop tray, raised one in each hand, eyes gleaming with mischief, and gestured to Shi Yuhuai and Wei Yi with her chin:

"Hurry, pin someone down for me!"

Shi Yuhuai, unfazed, reached out his long arm and snagged Li Yang.

While he was still in shock, they pinned him into the chair, and Wei Yi quickly clamped the seatbelt buckle onto him.

Li Yang just realized what was happening and tried to struggle, but in front of him stood Guan Yu, smiling with wicked intent.

"Come on, Yangyang~ Enjoy the premium service of being first place."

"......" Mom! There are bad people!

"Let me down! Why are you guys doing this?!"

"This is unfair! Does the last-place person have no rights?!"

"Well, indeed, no rights."

The cat massager was used on Li Yang’s head, which seemed quite comfortable. He wriggled a bit but didn’t shout or resist.

Just when he was enjoying it comfortably, Guan Yu leaned down and warned him: "Feeling nice? Now brace yourself~"

Li Yang: "What do you mean brace... ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

Guan Yu pulled the spring chair back like drawing a bow, and Li Yang, sitting on it, was immediately launched into the air.

Because of the seatbelt, he wasn’t actually flung out; rather...

He was wildly swinging in the air along with the spring chair.

That’s when the energy of a young male idol showed, with a singer’s voice that was unmatched here.

Mu Qiu watched Li Yang swing back and forth in mid-air, showing sympathy.

Is this the survival rule of adults, where non-winners have no rights?

Poor Yangyang, just got played by Brother Huai.

The spring chair was a bit too elastic, and by the time Li Yang returned to a stationary position, his meticulously styled hair was half-slumped, and he was just a bit away from drooling.

Guan Yu picked up another prop with excitement and looked at the others: "Who’s next?!"

Mu Qiu and Shu Ran silently took a step back simultaneously.

Guan Yu: "Okay! Since Brother Cheng, Brother Jiang Lu, and Qiu Shuang are so eager to enjoy our premium service, I’ll just call names directly! Brother Cheng?"

Cheng Zhirang: "......"

He was just a step too late in retreating.

Jiang Lu pulled Qiu Shuang back a step, leaving him alone in front: "You should go first."

Cheng Zhirang pinched his brow and stepped forward.

Li Yang, having gotten off the spring chair, shaking with his legs, sincerely offered Cheng Zhirang a blessing: "Brother Cheng, take care."

"......"

He sat on the spring chair, unbuttoned his suit, then smiled at the cameras while continuing to unbutton, finally fastening the seatbelt himself.

"Can it not shake so much?" he asked after preparing.

Guan Yu had no problem with that: "I can avoid shaking it, but then I’ll have to do something else."

She revealed a white cloth strip, chuckling menacingly.

Cheng Zhirang resignedly closed his eyes.

A handsome man in a suit blindfolded and tied to a chair, what would you do?

Guan Yu carefully selected and picked out a tickling stick with a little dinosaur head on top.

"There’s a biting creature here that you’ll need to dodge. Brother Huai will take over and he’s much more upright than I am, so be careful, Brother Cheng."

Mu Qiu watched from below, clicking his tongue inwardly.

Guan Yu, who is also gutless, the person is tied up, and you’re just using a tickling stick.

If it were her... she’d just... let him go.

Shi Yuhuai took the adorable tickling stick and, without a word, poked it on Cheng Zhirang’s shoulder. The dinosaur head on the stick immediately opened its mouth and bit down on his suit.

Cheng Zhirang dodged right away, but as he dodged, things went awry.

The spring chair began to tilt on its own, due to gravity, at quite an angle. It leaned to the right and then, thanks to the spring’s resilience, immediately swayed to the left.

And it wouldn’t stop.

Cheng Zhirang found himself in the embarrassing situation of rocking chaotically in the chair, unable to control it.

Guan Yu burst into maniacal laughter.

Mu Qiu couldn’t help but cover her mouth, laughing until her eyes turned into crescents.

[Ah, this... why is it suddenly a bit cute?]

[What are you doing having Brother Cheng, dressed in a suit, sit in a rocking chair/dog head]

[A daily sigh, poor Li Yang]

[Brother Huai and Wei Yi, like workers being paid to help the villains, hahahahahaha]

[Brother Huai (quickly retracts his hand): It’s none of my business, he’s shaking on his own]

[The little dinosaur didn’t do anything, the little dinosaur is innocent, hahahahahaha]

[Li Yang, your high notes are already good enough; there’s no need to showcase them anymore]

[I feel bad but can’t stop laughing]

[What’s going on, Mu Qiu and Shu Ran, why are you so synchronized?]

[I saw it; Guan Yu’s tail has already curled up to the sky]

[You all just do this while the person is tied up?]

[Today’s me is reminiscing the punishment mini-game of the fourth episode, hahahahaha]

[Brother Cheng immediately grabbed the armrest, did you all see that bicep clearly?]

[The suit was immediately filled out...]

[Mu Qiu, why are you laughing? Come on, come on, reflect on yourself]

[Getting more boring, what are these games, even the host is dying of embarrassment]

[Then why are you still contributing to the view count? Did we hold your mouth shut and force you to watch? Did we press your head against the screen?]

[Who would’ve thought Brother Cheng would be associated with cuteness someday, hahahahahaha omg]