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Chapter 485 - 484: Jiang Lu Loved Me 108 Times

"The Wind Took Away Your Exclusive Love" or something......

Guan Yu was holding her mouth shut, about to burst. Before she could lose it, Shi Yuhuai promptly covered her mouth and stuffed the paper ball in her ears tighter.

Seeing her finally calm down, he wrote two words to give her: [Shut Up]

Guan Yu’s mouth was sewn shut like with needle and thread. Seeing his face, she quickly nodded honestly.

Then looking at the other side, Qiu Shuang obviously understood better than Shi Yuhuai that "blocking is not as good as unblocking," she just casually made a hand sign, letting Li Yang laugh to his heart’s content.

Qiu Shuang even laughed together with Li Yang.

Being able to laugh felt so free and liberating, Guan Yu showed a look of envy.

Besides Li Yang and them, the surrounding staff were also laughing, looking at Jiang Lu’s stiff expression, they started fangirling while simultaneously couldn’t hold back their wild laughter.

Jiang Lu really didn’t expect that he still needed to write.

After all, he could speak and hear, he just needed to read out the pen name, how could he have thought of a "Can you sign a to signature" kind of problem?

So when Mu Qiu expectantly put the tablet in front of him and offered the stylus with both hands, his first instinct was to quickly recall the strokes of the two hardest characters in her pen name.

Then he asked her: "For the to signature, what blessing do you want?"

Mu Qiu: "You guessed it, at home I indeed still have a copy of ’If the Rain Doesn’t Bless Me, Please Love Me Deeply.’"

Jiang Lu: "......"

He turned his head and gave Cheng Zhirang a very subtle glance.

Cheng Zhirang smirked.

Well, what can I say, it’s still that same old story, didn’t think Cheng Zhirang likes this type.

He clicked his tongue, took the stylus, and wrote Mu Qiu’s pen name on the tablet.

While writing, he read: "To Zi Lenghuan falls for me, Tantai Tieniu aren’t you scared... this name is indeed quite alternative."

Ran out of space, he erased and rewrote anew sentence.

"To my alternative reader, may everything in your future go smoothly, and you also write a famous book like ’The Wind Takes Away Your Exclusive Love.’"

Mu Qiu: No need, no need.

Mu Qiu held the tablet preciously after he finished writing, dramatically pretending to cry: "I finally got Mr. Island’s to signature. I’m so touched, God knows how many years I’ve waited for this moment."

Jiang Lu looked up and said: "This... my dear Zi Lenghuan falls for me, Tantai Tieniu aren’t you scared reader, I have been writing books for only two years."

"Waaah I’m so moved, you have been my idol since I was a child. I’ve loved your books since I was ten, and you must have been thirty-eight then, right?"

"... I’m not even thirty-eight now. Have you mistaken me for someone else?"

It’s really a bit of effort when a person with normal faculties talks to someone with hearing loss, so Jiang Lu carefully wrote the above sentence on the tablet.

[I’m not even thirty-eight now, have you mistaken me for someone else?]

Mu Qiu stopped crying for a moment, took a step back: "Impossible! I’d recognize you even if you turned to dust!"

"...... Then it shouldn’t be an author-reader relationship; did you perhaps fall in love with me at first sight?"

What a ridiculous question, Mu Qiu glanced at Cheng Zhirang out of the corner of her eye and sternly refuted: "My love for you is the pure love of a reader, how could it be compared to ordinary romantic feelings?!

Great author, my fondness for you is only because the first book I read of yours helped me through the darkest time of my life. Do you remember that book?"

She can make up stories so well, and it’s so amusing. Jiang Lu decided to face the challenge and go along with her entertaining act, as he hadn’t tried pure comedy before.

"Are you talking about ’Gentle Wind Brings You’, or ’Afternoon Green Apple’? Or perhaps, ’There Will Be a Time of Sentiment’?"

Jiang Lu: Thanks to fans for proposing these strange book titles.

Mu Qiu deciphered his lip movements and summoned Mr. Secretary Qiu Shuang. With the help of the secretary’s translation, she succeeded in understanding the context and continued:

"Sorry, you’re going to lose points for that."

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Electronic voice: "Jiang Lu violated the game rules once, deducting one point!"

Cheng Zhirang whispered to him: "You used a question."

Jiang Lu opened his mouth, then finally sighed.

Mu Qiu opened her mouth and chuckled twice, then started again: "Ah, Mr. Island, how could you forget your very first book? That book was clearly titled ’Rebellious Wife’s Life of Cheating: We Met in Middle Age.’"

"Met in when?"

Qiu Shuang kindly translated: "Middle age."

Others: "Hahahahahaha!"

"What what? What did she say?"

"Hahaha that book title is incredible! Even more so than those on the barrage!"

If he couldn’t speak, he’d write by hand: [What nonsense is this?]

[Are there really such odd books?]

"Hahahahahahah, even the photographer is laughing!"

Jiang Lu was really...

"I give up on your talkative mouth. Hurry back, the next one!"

The beautiful fox angrily online.

The questions had come down to the last two minutes, and by now they didn’t care about deductions; they just wanted to enjoy the puns.

They directly read out the barrage filled with book titles to Jiang Lu; no response needed, just making sure not to lose points, while repeatedly testing Jiang Lu’s limit of tolerance.

Guan Yu: "Wow wow wow! This book title is good! ’Have you ever loved me, Jiang Lu?’"

Wei Yi: "Hahahaha! And there’s ’Waiting for a loving Jiang Lu’!"

Mu Qiu: "Look at this, ’Huangfu Cuihua! I’m Definitely in Love with You!’, how wonderful!"

Qiu Shuang: "Oh, this one seems pretty good too. Although it doesn’t quite fit, I just have to read it out—’The Most Difficult Prince to Conquer in History: Jiang Lu Loves Me 108 Times!’"

Mu Qiu: "Hahaha, look! Brother Huai holding the tablet with a frown, why does it seem just like when a scene that shouldn’t appear in a cartoon appears?!"

Wei Yi: "It really does look like it!"

Shu Ran: [Don’t bully the people on our team!]

Mu Qiu: "Don’t be so worked up, Mr. Shufu Jia, this is a rare brainstorming session across the web, we must let Mr. Island know the fans’ intentions."

Shu Ran: [I don’t buy your nonsense!]

Guan Yu: "Oh wow! Here’s a really brilliant name, did you see it? ’Domineering Young Master and the Pretty Nerd: Can We Forget After Deep Kissing?’"

Wei Yi: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Jiang Lu listened and watched this chaos unfold, feeling only as if his head was about to explode.

Out of everyone, only Cheng Zhirang remained out of the "group chat," though when he heard some of the particularly funny book titles, he couldn’t help but laugh, finally even informing Jiang Lu: "They are probably all conjured up by your own fans."

Jiang Lu: "I, kn, ow."

Fortunately, the electronic voice soon sounded.

"Jiang Lu’s time limit is over!"

The previously rowdy scene immediately quieted down, although certain people still laughed at the barrage, at least it did not contain that kind of evil laughter anymore.

Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his ears, and said: "It’s finally over, my brain feels like it’s going to explode."

Now his head was filled with things like "domineering young master", "I’m definitely in love with you", "Jiang Lu loves me 108 times", what a headache?