novelraw Chapter 481 - 480: You Still Have the Nerve to Ask Me This?
Chapter 481 - 480: You Still Have the Nerve to Ask Me This?
Wei Yi was completely defeated by her self-talk, sat down and told Guan Yu, who was counting fish, that he was powerless.
And at this moment, Shi Yuhuai finally finished writing the answer to the first question.
[You have the nerve to ask me such a simple question]
Mu Qiu: "..."
Damn, how does this author give off the vibe of a high school homeroom teacher?
Li Yang burst out laughing, covering his mouth as his shoulders shook with laughter. The others laughed along, praising Shi Yuhuai for his cleverness.
"It’s impressive that you came up with such a response."
"This answer is perfect, it directly blocks any further questions hahaha!"
"This is more exciting than the answers on the bullet screen."
"Some people who asked the question probably never expected this answer, did they?"
Mu Qiu indeed didn’t expect Shi Yuhuai to have such a trick up his sleeve.
A straight guy is truly a straight guy, responding to a female guest with such words, and writing them down so meticulously stroke by stroke.
Ruthless.
She took a deep breath, pursed her lips, looked up, and that theatrical aura returned:
"Yes! This question is indeed very simple, but I’m asking you with an attitude of scientific inquiry, where even the simplest knowledge should not be overlooked. Yet, you treat your reader like this, EatBones, aren’t you being a bit excessive?! Can’t you just tell me what that star is called?!"
By the end, her whole body was shaking. She even took time to grab a tissue from Qiu Shuang, dramatically wiping away tears.
Shi Yuhuai glanced at her and then lowered his head to write again.
While pretending to wipe her tears, Mu Qiu leaned in to see what he was writing.
Shi Yuhuai: [Okay, Zi Lenghuan fell in love with me, Tantai Tieniu, are you scared]
He couldn’t finish writing and could only show her the first half.
Mu Qiu suddenly felt like a fool seeking revenge for family grievances, only to find out the enemy didn’t even know how to write the word "murder."
Shi Yuhuai kept writing: [If not, then let me tell you, it’s called the first star.]
Mu Qiu: "... I’m impressed. Then I’ll ask just one more question."
Shi Yuhuai frowned and quickly wrote: [Why do you have so many questions? I still want to interact with others.]
Mu Qiu snorted, snapping her fingers.
"EatBones Fenrir, you can’t use interrogative sentences."
Shi Yuhuai’s writing hand paused on the tablet.
Electronic voice: "Shi Yuhuai violated the game rules once, one point deducted!"
He frowned tightly, closed his eyes, and sighed in self-reproach.
Having scored first blood, Mu Qiu calmly sat down, patted her bun, feeling much more cheerful.
The next to question Shi Yuhuai was Li Yang.
Guan Yu, Shu Ran, and the other six had formed an alliance, and the only ones who could truly challenge Shi Yuhuai were Mu Qiu, Li Yang, and Qiu Shuang.
Moreover, Li Yang hadn’t said much since the game started and had already been docked three points, a disgrace he felt he must reclaim from someone else.
He stood up and asked a question that fans had suggested in the bullet screen, choosing one without likes but clearly tricky.
After all, bullet screens with high likes had already been answered by other people’s fans.
"What does Mars retrograde mean in ancient astronomy? What star is in the ’Venus devours Orion’?"
A professional question arose, and Mu Qiu silently gave him a thumbs up in her heart.
Indeed, Shi Yuhuai was stumped.
But he knows how to cheat.
As soon as the question came up, he frowned at the bullet screen on the tablet to search for relevant answers.
After searching for a while, the answers on the bullet screen were quite complex. Some said it was a bad omen, some said it heralded war, some said it was the Venus star, and others claimed it was Li Taibai’s constellation...
He didn’t understand, but he wasn’t that stupid.
After searching for a while, he finally picked out what seemed to be the most correct answer and wrote it on the tablet.
[An Jian, the answer to the first question is retrograde Mars relocated]
He couldn’t write anymore, so he let Li Yang read it over once, then erased it all and continued writing the next phrase.
[The second answer is Venus.]
A conversation between a deaf person and a mute, so satisfying it didn’t result in point deductions, Li Yang felt confident enough to keep asking the second question.
"But EatBones Fenrir, your first answer was wrong. Do you really know what Mars in retrograde means?"
Shi Yuhuai quickly wrote a sentence: [No shit, of course I don’t know.]
Li Yang: "......" Wow, this author is quite bold.
"But you have to ans......"
"Shi Yuhuai, time’s up!"
Qiu Shuang quickly pulled him down to sit with a "stop" gesture, indicating that time was up.
Li Yang smacked his palm in regret. Such smooth communication, how could the time be so short?! He hadn’t even asked the hardest question!
Guan Yu, who was counting fish, was poked by Shi Yuhuai and looked up: "Is the first round over?! Quick, quick, quick, let’s move on to the next round, I’ve already got my eyes on a fish! When this game is over, I’ll send it over to the bento chef!"
Shi Yuhuai rolled his eyes.
Eat, eat, eat, that’s all you know, eating all day! I’ve lost points!
He complained inwardly, but it didn’t show on his face. Guan Yu certainly didn’t notice, sitting up and clapping her hands to urge the director.
"Quick, quick, quick, onto the next round, let’s see which three unlucky ones this time..."
The squares lit up again, starting to jump in order, finally stopping on three separate squares, the electronic voice and the exaggerated font popping up simultaneously.
"Congratulations to Guan Yu, Cheng Zhirang, Shu Ran for drawing the author identity!"
Unlucky one · Guan Yu: "... Director, are you manipulating things behind the scenes?!"
The director slowly raised the small megaphone: "Please do not slander the show’s staff, nor the hard-working director."
"Ah, what are you saying?! You really are manipulating things behind the scenes! I knew it! This game is rigged!!"
Director: "... Engineer, take over."
The engineer operated briefly, and a row of words lit up on the screen.
[Please do not slander the director]
Guan Yu: "Tch, so what if you have an engineer in charge?"
Director: "It’s pretty impressive indeed."
Guan Yu: "......"
She pouted and sat properly, facing Mu Qiu’s heavily grinning expression across from her.
Damn, she’s got her eye on me.
The first to stand up and ask a question was Mu Qiu again, and unsurprisingly, the target was Guan Yu.
Mu Qiu was in a good mood now.
Guan Yu’s focus was ancient poetry, which left plenty of questions to be asked, and everyone could ask them, plus Guan Yu might not be able to answer.
Answers from other literary directions could be fabricated, but not this one.
One with a wide smile, the other with a stiff expression, the upcoming scene was sure to be entertaining. Li Yang and the others had already moved their chairs forward to watch.
The confrontation between the two of them was different from others, as each had their own "secretary."