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Chapter 465 - 464: A Distinctive Duel Method

With too many people in the melee, the photographer couldn’t squeeze in and could only surround them from the outside, striving to lift the camera high and then using a crane lens as an aid.

The voices of the few people in the middle finally came through clearly to the live broadcast room.

First was Sister Shu Ran’s soprano: "You’re pulling my! Hair!?"

Then came Li Yang’s gloating voice: "Sister Guan Yu, you’re done for!"

Next was Mu Qiu’s voice: "Li Yang, what are you saying?! Now you’re deaf, dumb, and lame!"

Guan Yu: "Hahahahahahahahaha! Is your nickname Schrödinger’s Yang?"

Mu Qiu: "Sister Guan Yu, how can you react to my words? Did you lose points?! Is it some internal exchange again?!"

Guan Yu: "La la la la what are you saying la la la la!"

Shu Ran: "Guan Yu, your voice is annoying me!"

Mu Qiu: "Is it annoying your eyes? So you’re willing to poke out your eyes and be permanently blind?"

Wei Yi: "Hahahahahahahaha... Sister Guan Yu, why are you poking me?"

Guan Yu: "La la la la over the hills and far away, there’s a group of blue Smurfs~"

Mu Qiu: "...Sister Guan Yu, what are you babbling about? I’m begging you to stop, okay? I’m afraid your voice will cure my deafness."

Guan Yu: "There’s a kind of love called letting go~~ Letting go of eternal love~~"

Pretending to be deaf under Guan Yu’s singing was really too difficult. The only way was to drown out her voice with your own and speak more nonsense or sing more off-key than her.

Mu Qiu cleared her throat and began her performance: "Sister, you sit at the bow of the boat! Brother, I walk ashore! Loving and loving~ the tow rope swaying gently!"

Guan Yu: "......"

Could anyone’s singing be more moving than hers?! Absolutely not!

"That’s it! The~Qing~hai~~Tibetan!!! Plateau!!"

Shu Ran and Li Yang simultaneously covered their ears.

Shu Ran: "Sing if you want, sing off-key if you want, but why pinch my leg while singing?!"

Wei Yi: "Wuwuwuwuwu and my leg too!"

Li Yang: "You guys are too much! Taking advantage of Wei Yi! But Sister Shu Ran, why are you joining the fun when you’re blind?"

Shu Ran: "Can’t the blind come?! Besides, I was dragged in!"

Wei Yi: "Brother Huai! Brother Huai save me!"

Guan Yu: "The horse-riding man! Bold and mighty you are!"

Mu Qiu: "Quickly use the nunchucks hum hum ha hey! Wrong wrong wrong! It’s your fault! Don’t touch my waist!"

Qiu Shuang: "Within the distance of three people around, no one can walk out with normal hearing."

Shi Yuhuai: "Too, noisy."

The scene was chaotic for a while, with the two central women pretending to be deaf, pretending not to hear, competing to see who could be louder or sing more beautifully, almost fighting.

Wei Yi and Shu Ran, who were adjacent, were innocently affected, constantly being bumped around. Li Yang was the most special; he voluntarily got dragged in to watch the fun, still cheering.

Three or four people on the periphery, looking at the inside situation, couldn’t find a place to intervene even if they wanted to break it up.

Finally, the director blew the whistle through a loudspeaker, a sharp, loud sound putting an end to the melee.

"Substitution time is over!"

Cheng Zhirang and the others immediately pulled the few in the middle apart, retreating to a safe distance.

Even so, Guan Yu was still kicking, trying to stomp people.

"Can’t take it! Really can’t take it! I want to kick you, kick you till the sky goes dark! Hey! Baza hey!"

Others: "......"

The bullet comments gave a very real reaction?

[I’m in shock]

[Is this the trending form of competition this year? See who sings worse?]

[Can’t bear to waste these two talents, I’ve already signed you up for the Hai City square dance competition]

[Hurry up and join the square dancing community, can’t wait to see your more exciting performances]

[Hahahahahahahahahaha]

[Brother Huai really wishes to be both blind and deaf right now]

[Li Yang, why are you so excited?!]

[Wei Yi being squeezed around pitifully, Li Yang thriving and not wanting it to end]

[Jiang Lu is experiencing it for the first time, a bit not quite adapted, with a very subtle expression]

[Qiu Shuang’s summary was too spot on hahahahahaha! Anyone walking out nearby is deaf]

[I think Brother Cheng is setting Mu Qiu and the others up! Or maybe Cheng and Jiang Lu planned it together! Too mean!]

[Li Yang, you fool! Your condition isn’t clear yet, just laughing foolishly and joining the fun in the middle!]

[This whole group deserves deductions hahaha]

[Hahahahahaha the director called out twice, no one listened, had to find a whistle! Laughing so hard!]

[Shi Yuhuai: Stop it, stop it, finally stopped, quickly go up and pull them apart! I don’t want to hear their voices]

[Thanks to the two female guests for bringing me back to a medley of square dance songs]

[Laughing so hard I can’t speak hhhhhh]

[Can also change the lyrics! These two are incredible! A good candidate!]

[I’m done for, now my mind is filled with the melody of these songs]

[It’s great, successfully replaced la la la la la, won’t have late-night song shocks anymore]

[Changed to singing Can’t Take It anymore?]

[Using this bout of singing as an alarm should be effective / thoughtful.jpg]

[Brother Long Legs is too pitiful haha, squeezed in the middle, still raising hands to avoid touching female guests]

[Like a mother hen surrounded by a group of other people’s chicks / hehehehehe.jpg]

[To the sister who wants to use this song as an alarm, I’m afraid your blood pressure will skyrocket in the early morning]

[Awoke from a dream, yelling and singing along: Can’t take it! Really can’t take it! I really don’t want to get up!]

[Hahahahahahaha absolutely! Seven parts humor from the show, three parts more from the bullet comments]

[Guan Yu: Don’t you respect my title as singing queen? Come on! Fight me!]

[Mu Qiu: I usually don’t compete in singing with the deaf, I amuse myself]

[Shu Ran: Two fools, damn it/b]

[Shu Ran was protecting her hair the whole time hahaha]

[Used to think she was sly, now I think, pretty good, at least one of the three female guests is normal]

[A blind person, being pinched inside without knowing who’s doing it hahaha why am I laughing so hard]

[So what’s Li Yang’s condition now? At least Brother Cheng still ran, spoke, and responded to Mu Qiu]

[The camera didn’t capture their swap process, must be intentional, there’s a trap]

[The best way is to look at their wristbands]

[Given the current situation, it seems no one cares about deductions anymore, the two in the middle just want a win]

[Mu Qiu: I can lose points, but pretending to be deaf and singing, I must win!]

[No, it’s "Whose square dance song library is larger, I must win"]

[Hahahaha laughing so hard I can’t put on my wig, head getting cool]

[Brother Cheng doesn’t know how to explain to Jiang Lu that this is a normal show]

[Just like bringing a friend home to do homework, only to find your house is having a disco, top student embarrassed.jpg]