novelraw Chapter 455 - 454: My Butt Is on Fire!
Chapter 455 - 454: My Butt Is on Fire!
Jiang Lu couldn’t help but want to laugh.
Guan Yu’s expression was so comically entranced, it was as if she wasn’t touching a leg but a freshly grilled chicken leg.
However, this entrancing moment was quickly interrupted.
Shi·Team Member·Yuhuai came over, brushed her hand away, and placed his own on Jiang Lu’s leg, motioning towards Shu Ran for Guan Yu.
This leg is mine. You, go touch Shu Ran.
Jiang Lu: "... Since when have my legs become such a hot commodity?"
Just like the God of Wealth’s legs, everyone wants to place their hands on them.
Shi Yuhuai didn’t think this action was bad at all and kept giving Guan Yu knowing looks.
Guan Yu tried to decipher his intentions, and after figuring it out, huffed discontentedly and moved toward Shu Ran, feeling aggrieved.
The leg of her idol moved away from her. Didn’t he know how hard it was to get to touch Jiang Lu’s leg?! Brother Huai, that dense guy!
Guan Yu, trembling, reached for Shu Ran’s leg, ignoring the wide-eyed glare fixed on her, and even gave it a little pat.
Guan Yu: Whatever, I’ll just pretend I’m touching the idol’s leg.
Shu Ran: "Guan—Yu—your paws!!! Who told you to grope back and forth?!"
Guan Yu was so startled by this outburst that she shivered, accidentally brushing back against the leg.
What could she say, could she possibly explain?! They were both girls, so what’s wrong with a little touch?! It’s not like she doesn’t have legs!
Shu Ran rolled her eyes in exasperation.
Li Yang, gradually approaching from a three or four-meter distance, circled around them, intending to find Qiu Shuang an exchange partner first.
Seeing this leg-touching spectacle, he burst into laughter.
"I say, Brother Huai and Sister Guan Yu, your squatting and leg-touching really looks like you’re worshipping at a temple, praying to the God of Wealth to win at cards every day! Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Once he said this, everyone else seemed to agree. Even Wei Yi, who was slightly farther away, joined in the laughter.
"Hahahahahahaha... It’s over."
He glanced down to see a silent point deducted on his electronic wristband.
Guan Yu sighed in disappointment, closing her eyes to avoid seeing this unlucky fool.
Li Yang, seeing Wei Yi like that, burst into even more laughter.
"Your group of three is hilarious! Hahahahaha!"
Guan Yu comforted herself: Just endure for half a minute, half a minute will pass quickly, half a minute is just thirty seconds, twenty-nine, twenty-eight......
"Director, can I ask for a favor?"
Cheng Zhirang spoke gentlemanly, his clear, melodious voice captivating.
"Could you take out the handkerchief from my pocket?"
Take out a handkerchief? That must mean he’s sweating, is it okay for the idol to sweat?! A handkerchief is a must for wiping sweat!
The staff immediately agreed to help, quickly finding the suit he wore upon arrival, pulling out a gray handkerchief from the pocket, and handed it to him.
Cheng Zhirang, unable to see, had to rely on sounds to discern the direction and distance of people, extending his hand to take the handkerchief, then turned away, quietly waiting.
It wasn’t until Shi Yuhuai’s electronic wristband beeped: "One-minute exchange time is over!"
As soon as the time ended, before Shi Yuhuai could get up, Cheng Zhirang suddenly stood and grabbed him, quickly twisting Shi Yuhuai’s arm behind his back.
At the same time, Jiang Lu unexpectedly acted, squatting down and pressing Guan Yu’s hand firmly on Shu Ran’s leg.
Guan Yu was shocked, making muffled protesting sounds.
Jiang Lu smiled at her: "Apologies, our team must be activated first, and your hand just happens to be useful."
As soon as the words left his mouth, the initial five points on his electronic wristband quietly dropped by one point.
Jiang Lu frowned slightly. Guan Yu couldn’t see, as she was still in a state of perpetual shock.
"!!!" For another woman, her dream idol had treated her like this!
But, the feel of the idol’s hand is so nice~
Jiang Lu held her wrist, his fingers curved, forming a half-fist, placed against the back of Guan Yu’s hand without touching Shu Ran’s leg at all.
And he exerted great strength, holding Guan Yu still with just one hand, preventing her from moving.
For a moment, both members of Guan Yu’s group were restrained, akin to thieves caught before they could escape, shocking Wei Yi, who was circling the perimeter, into wide-eyed surprise.
"Sister Guan Yu! Brother Huai! I’m coming to rescue you!"
Young and agile, he dashed forward, grabbing Guan Yu’s other arm and dragged her away without any pause even when turning.
This caught Jiang Lu off guard. As he turned back to grab them, Wei Yi had already dragged Guan Yu several meters away.
Watching their retreat, Jiang Lu wore a subtle expression, initially planning to stand up, but decided against it and squatted back down.
Given Wei Yi’s posture while dragging, Guan Yu’s bottom should soon be sparking.
But since she hadn’t successfully exchanged with Shu Ran, she still couldn’t speak, and could only keep rolling her eyes along their retreat path, looking like she might faint.
Jiang Lu held in his laughter, watched for two seconds, then stepped up to assist Cheng Zhirang in restraining Shi Yuhuai.
Shi Yuhuai, now able to speak, watching Wei Yi drag Guan Yu away while he himself was pinned by Cheng Zhirang, felt utterly exasperated and shouted Wei Yi’s name.
Still busy escaping, Wei Yi didn’t bother to look back, hearing the shout and thinking Shi Yuhuai was wondering why he wasn’t saved too, so he shouted while running: "Brother Huai, hold on! I’ll take Sister Guan Yu to a safe place and then come back for you!"
Shi Yuhuai: "......"
Guan Yu: "......" Damn, she has to speak up.
Guan Yu, forced into escape, couldn’t hold back any longer and yelled: "Wei Yi!! My butt is about to catch fire!"
Besides, she was willingly pressing her hands in exchange with Jiang Lu, okay?!
Wei Yi made a tactical pause, looked down at Guan Yu’s fiery eyes, and felt a bit embarrassed.
"......Sorry, sorry Sister Guan Yu, I didn’t consider that..."
Wei Yi’s electronic wristband deducted two points in a row.
Guan Yu also lost one point.
This was a rough start! A rough start!
Tears wider than noodles flowed in Guan Yu’s heart, and she signaled a pause, then pointed to his ear.
Please stop responding to me!
Seeing her gestures, Wei Yi was startled, quickly checking his electronic wristband, seeing his five points reduced to just two.
"......" Sob, sob, sob, sob, sob, sorry.
As they silently wept, the venue erupted in the loudest laughter of the episode so far.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Help, you’re going to make me die from laughter!"
"Sister Guan Yu’s butt is about to catch fire, hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahahaha what are you doing!? That posture is not friendly to Guan Yu at all!"
"Brother Huai is about to lose it!"
Everyone who could speak was laughing. Those who could hear as well as speak laughed at their conversations; those who could speak but were hearing-impaired laughed at Wei Yi dragging Guan Yu.
Each person said two or three things, making everyone in the venue, including the staff, laugh, filling the entire basement with laughter.