novelraw Chapter 449 - 448: You Guys Are So Boring
Chapter 449 - 448: You Guys Are So Boring
[Crying while eating, my mom thought her cooking had moved me to tears.]
[Stop being sentimental, I just want to have a nice lunch with my brother. Come on, brother, ah—let me feed you a piece of meat.]
[Li Yang, that silly kid, has already gnawed down the second large bone.]
[Wei Yi also wanted to grab a large bone, but he’s a bit shy and hesitant.]
[I counted, Shu Ran has only had two bowls of soup, half a bowl of veggies, then two pieces of chicken/kneeling.jpg]
[Speaking of acting, the most awkward one here should be Shu Ran, right?]
[Carrying Shu Ran away, we’re not making an appointment.]
[Brother, eat well. If you’re not filming recently, you don’t have to control your diet, reward yourself.]
[Maybe my reaction time is a bit slow, I’m still laughing hysterically at the CP name of Guan Yu and Shu Ran.]
[I wanted to say too! You’re just too embarrassed, right? Hahaha.]
[Beautiful legs CP... is it what I think it is?]
[Brother Huai and Brother Cheng? Hahahaha, that’s a big cult too.]
[Fan of Autumn Knife Fish is here/dog head]
[I still think my Let the CP Pass is better, all other CPs make way.]
[Hahaha absolutely, a bunch of CP people discussing CP names in public.]
[Is there really no name for the true CP? Or is everyone avoiding this true CP?]
[Do we really need to mention the true CP? Everyone knows it, you can tell from Guan Yu’s sneaky look.]
[Some people cry and some laugh on the bullet screen, is this the adult world? The fun doesn’t connect, I just feel you all are so fickle/dog head]
[Drooling and crying, I might already have middle-age paralysis.]
After Li Yang and the others chimed in, the atmosphere relaxed again, Jiang Lu didn’t continue with stories about Cheng Zhirang’s filming, but he did make a teasing comment at the end.
"Maybe the environment was too tough back then, even plain porridge with pickled vegetables felt like happiness, so he still likes that taste. He called me last night asking for pickled vegetables."
"... Brother Cheng, you asked Brother Jiang Lu for pickled vegetables?"
Guan Yu expressed her shock with her mouth agape: "Brother Cheng, do you guys really need pickled vegetables with porridge?"
Mu Qiu, who had been pursing her lips in discomfort, suddenly burst into laughter, lowering her head to hide it.
This was a question she also asked before.
Perhaps there’s a telepathic connection, she remembered the scene when she asked this question last night, Cheng Zhirang also recalled last night’s dinner, and glanced at Mu Qiu.
"These pickled vegetables are really delicious."
With this thing, some people can eat a little more at breakfast.
Jiang Lu couldn’t have guessed that Cheng Zhirang inexplicably asked him for pickled vegetables to give to Mu Qiu. After all, who sends pickled vegetables when they’re in a relationship?
He just complained: "Even if it’s delicious, you didn’t need to message me in the middle of the night, right? Do you really think I’m a pickled vegetable wholesaler?"
Cheng Zhirang explained earnestly: "I only knew you had access, so I had to trouble you."
"Don’t say it, Brother Cheng," Guan Yu sighed deeply, "Two handsome guys having lunch with me, yet they’re talking about whether pickled vegetables are delicious. It’s too disillusioning. The image of you as my male gods in my heart is slightly affected."
Jiang Lu asked with a smile: "What’s the image of your male gods like?"
Guan Yu: "Grown from drinking dew."
Shu Ran kindly added a sentence: "And never needing the bathroom, never eating, won’t have water retention, won’t age."
Mu Qiu raised an eyebrow and joined in: "You really understand, Sister Shu Ran."
Shu Ran raised her slender neck, sitting elegantly, yet it was clear she had a "I’m proud, did I say it?" look.
"How can I say, I chased after stars when I was young too."
Not understanding what’s so proud about that, Shi Yuhuai stared at her for a second, couldn’t figure it out, and then went back to eating his own meal.
Jiang Lu, hearing their description, raised a fox-like eyebrow, and said: "Then you’ll have to imagine it in your dreams, living on dew and not using the bathroom, either a god or surely ill."
Guan Yu chuckled creepily.
She was the type that as long as Jiang Lu raised his eyebrows and spoke to her in his deep voice, she would become unsettled.
Staring at him with a mischievous laugh, she almost made Mu Qiu want to shove a bowl of rice in her face.
It’s really affecting the show’s image, even influencing the image of the rest of them, what if Jiang Lu thinks all six of them are like this?
After holding back several times, Mu Qiu still couldn’t hold it in and served the last large bone into Guan Yu’s bowl, saying: "Sister Guan Yu, stop laughing, just eat properly."
"What’s wrong with my laughing?" Guan Yu turned her head sharply, eyes wide, "I’ve held it in for so long, am I not allowed a laugh now? Later I still have to keep my mouth shut, could you bear it?!"
"... I’ve heard of advancing wages, but never advanced laughter."
Li Yang’s laughter came from over there again.
Guan Yu rolled her eyes in frustration: "I’m telling you, this time I was off to a bad start with such a difficult Control Lock, otherwise with just the six of us, we’d have knocked the three of you down long ago, okay?"
"You have the face to say six against our three, blatantly bullying with numbers."
"Well... we’re also three, Brother Cheng, Brother Jiang Lu, and me, the other three don’t count as people, they’re tools."
Shi Yuhuai gave her a death stare with no expression.
Shu Ran wiped her mouth and directly concluded on behalf of the three who were kicked out: "You tore apart my team and put yourself in, I’ve never seen someone so shameless."
Mu Qiu glanced around with sideways eyes and thought, there’s an opportunity to incite defection.
Then she spoke sincerely: "Even being this shameless, you still don’t dissolve the alliance; Sister Shu Ran, you’re too humble. If it were me, I’d curse her out then drag Brother Cheng and Brother Jiang Lu away, let her fight alone, and truly understand the harsh realities."
Shu Ran scoffed: "You’re no good either, don’t think I don’t know what you’re thinking."
"I’m thinking of us all being well."
"I wouldn’t believe a word you say."
Mu Qiu: "..." Aggrieved.
Guan Yu sent out a merciless laugh.
During their chatter, the food on the table gradually diminished.
Jiang Lu and Cheng Zhirang continued discussing work topics, Li Yang leaning back, talking with Wei Yi across a few people, Qiu Shuang and Shu Ran had common topics from past collaborations.
Leaving only Shi Yuhuai, Mu Qiu, and Guan Yu having to group together and talk about idle things.
Guan Yu: "That sauced bone was good."
Mu Qiu: "The soup was tasty too."
Guan Yu: "Isn’t it Brother Cheng’s soup that’s tasty?"
Mu Qiu: "Yes, the one he served was indeed good."
Guan Yu: "... Tsk."
Shi Yuhuai: "Who finished the big bowl of bones?"
Guan Yu: "Of course it was Li Yang! I watched him finish three!"
Mu Qiu: "And then you cleaned up the last two. I watched you too."
Shi Yuhuai: "Who finished the tofu pot?"
Guan Yu: "Wei Yi did. He only dared to eat the two dishes in front of him, and with a slight inattention finished them."
Mu Qiu: "... Your conversation is really not nutritious."
One just kept asking who finished what, and the other just always managed to answer. It’s not only boring but quite seriously so.