I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!

Chapter 445 - 444: Vampire

I didn’t realize the time—it’s already noon by the time the first game ended.

At this point, the wins and losses from the previous game don’t matter much; everyone just wants to quickly grab some food.

Guan Yu, for the sake of lunch, let Mu Qiu go. The two of them sat cross-legged on the ground like elderly folks, panting and waiting for the director to announce the overall results of this game.

"In the three rounds of the first game, the task completion conformity of Shu Ran’s team was sixty percent, Mu Qiu’s team eighty percent, and Guan Yu’s team eighteen point five percent.

The penalty points are as follows—two points deducted for Brother Cheng, two for Brother Huai, one for Guan Yu, one for Mu Qiu, one for Qiu Shuang, two for Wei Yi, and no points deducted for the others.

So, looking at this from two dimensions, Mu Qiu’s team wins the first game, earning the right to draw keywords first."

Mu Qiu’s team cheered with the triumphant shouts of champions.

Sitting cross-legged, Guan Yu gave a disdainful sneer.

"Your victory is only temporary. Later, we’ll secretly train Brother Cheng, and in the next game, what you’ll see is a formation as tightly defended as an iron barrel!"

Mu Qiu leaned back, supported on the ground, and lazily said, "Wow, I’m so looking forward to it."

"......" His cheeky tone was infuriating.

Director: "Now, may Mu Qiu’s team nominate a representative to draw the keyword."

Qiu Shuang was sent up and, from a very familiar cardboard box that had been used countless times in the show, drew a card and stuck it onto the magnetic board that the staff moved over.

[Comedy]

Next to them, Guan Yu sighed as she lamented, "It would’ve been perfect if I drew that!"

"Perhaps not so perfect," Mu Qiu, being overly delighted, just shy of humming a tune, said, "Think about Brother Huai. Does his face look like that of someone who can act in a comedy?"

Guan Yu glanced at Shi Yuhuai and sighed again: "Indeed, Brother Huai’s expression probably suits someone portraying a paralyzed person with an unresponsive face."

Li Yang poked his head over and said, "Actually, a paralyzed person with weak facial muscles can also be comedic. Isn’t it better to just lie in bed and not have to move?"

Guan Yu raised an eyebrow: "So you’re saying Brother Huai can play anything, as long as he’s given a role that doesn’t require facial expressions or speaking lines? Makes sense, I suddenly have a lot of ideas."

Shi Yuhuai nonchalantly shifted to Jiang Lu’s side, away from their circle, pretending not to hear anything.

After Mu Qiu’s team drew their keyword, the other two teams also needed to draw theirs.

Generally, new guests were sent as representatives for this task; Wei Yi fumbled around for a while, finally drawing a card with two formal characters.

[Family]

Guan Yu wailed: "Oh no, oh no, Wei Yi, you’ll have to put up with being my kid."

Wei Yi: "??? Why?"

"Family, right? We need to perform family roles. You can’t seriously expect me to be the child of you and Brother Huai, right?"

Imagine the terrifying scene: Shi Yuhuai would probably scold her for being so... outrageous.

Wei Yi was convinced by this reasoning, but still wanted to argue a bit: "Well, Brother Huai could......"

"What?! You want Brother Huai to be the child of you and me? Wei Yi, at your age, you should stop thinking about creating scandals with your elder sister, okay? My dream guy No.1 is still on-site!"

He had only just begun to speak when Guan Yu took over to finish the rest of his sentence. Standing next to Jiang Lu, Shi Yuhuai cast a death stare at him upon hearing this.

Wei Yi dared not speak anymore, grudgingly accepting his role.

In fact, what he wanted to say was that the three of them could be siblings, a brother, a sister, and he could be the younger brother, couldn’t that be a family too?

Why does it have to be a couple and a child?

But it seemed like those two hadn’t even considered this lineup, still focusing on who would be the child, so he figured he’d better just go along with it.

The two teams that drew keywords were already deep in heated discussions, and at this time, Jiang Lu went up to draw their group’s keyword. This time it was three words, and as Jiang Lu saw it, the corners of his eyes and mouth lifted in a smile. Turning it around, he raised it for the camera to see.

[Vampire]

The three female guests on-site let out joyful "Oh——" sounds.

[!!!Vampire!!!]

[Brother, bite me!]

[Production team, you really know what’s up! Cheng Zhirang and Jiang Lu as vampires! Ah, I’m done for!]

[What an amazing surprise! Two teachers dressing up as vampires! I get a whole month of screen saver images!]

[How is this such a coincidence?! It had to be them who got the vampire keyword! Isn’t this destined?! My Zhi-Rang couple is real!]

[I can sense the three female guests’ eyes turning green. ]

[Especially Mu Qiu, those eyes are shining scary brightly.]

[This "Oh" was filled with such excitement and joy!]

[At this moment, I wish to post a blissful expression.]

[In my eyes, there’s nothing left but the beautiful bodies of these two brothers.]

[I have a vampire costume, incredibly thrilling. Does the production team accept donations? I can cover the local express delivery cost.]

[My heart is beating so fast I can’t control it, the nosebleed is about to gush out.]

[I wish I could fast forward to the last segment/dizzy until my eyes roll back.jpg]

[Brother Huai refused to join the group chat and unplugged the internet cable.jpg]

[Wei Yi, you’re just a kid after all!]

[Would you believe me if I told you I thoroughly enjoy watching Mu Qiu chase Guan Yu around?]

[Hahahahaha, Brother Huai just directly picked up Mu Qiu.]

[I feel like Brother Huai originally planned to roll Mu Qiu into a ball and throw him like a bowling ball.]

[My neighbor’s surprised scream startled me, and I screamed back in response.]

[And have you begun communicating in screams? Hahahahaha]

[Innocently asking: Why can’t Guan Yu be Brother Huai and Wei Yi’s child?]

[Wang Tiezhu! Don’t think I won’t recognize you just because you changed your name!]

[hhhhhhhhc]

[Can’t the control lock be redrawn or swapped? I think ever since Guan Yu could speak, her mouth hasn’t stopped, probably worried about being silenced again later.]

[Many years later, I finally understood, my nosebleed~ flows for you~ also flows for him~]

[Are you all devils? Hahahahaha]

[Judging from this, I feel that whether the game is completed or whether they get first place isn’t important, right? Isn’t it just about drawing a good keyword?]

[There’s still danger, if the three penalty points are deducted, you’ll automatically become a roaming NPC, which is pretty frightening.]

[So this game is actually all about deductions and drawing keywords; Mu Qiu’s team may have gotten first, but the keyword they drew doesn’t seem that great, comedies are hard to perform.]

[Can we crowdfund to treat Guan Yu’s mouth? I want her to talk.]

[Hahahahaha]

After all three teams finished drawing, the director combined the papers in his hand, lifted a small megaphone, and with a cheerful tone announced, "Alright, it’s lunchtime! The production team has prepared a sumptuous lunch, please proceed to the Huanhua Hall to enjoy!"