novelraw Chapter 65
Chapter 65
65. Firepower Output
"Is anyone going to do something about this? This is completely ridiculous!"
With a dark expression, Meng Lian found the account that kept posting these things and went straight to their private messages.
She opened with a classic triple salvo.
DreamLittlePoorThing: "F*** your mother!"
DreamLittlePoorThing: "You big dumb f***!"
DreamLittlePoorThing: "When you eat alone, is it a family reunion dinner?"
Soon, the person responded.
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "?"
Oh, so it's a real person?
Meng Lian's competitive spirit ignited. The private chat had a voice message function, so she sent a full sixty seconds of verbal destruction.
"You two don't just sit there either. Get in there and help."
Looking at Yaoyao and Lingling who were treating this like a show, Meng Lian drafted them into service.
"Hmph, piece of cake. Watch this."
Yaoyao got excited too. She leaned into the phone's microphone and launched into a personal rap.
"If it's Master's command, I'll definitely give it my all."
Lingling's small face looked shy, but her opening line was absolutely devastating.
"Eat sh*t, you."
"*************"
"Master, I'm done."
Lingling's voice was soft and sweet, her appearance obedient. She looked completely different from the verbal assault she had just delivered.
Looking at Lingling's sweet smile, Meng Lian felt a bit ashamed.
Such a beautiful Phantom Spirit, yet her firepower was so fierce.
At that moment, the person finally responded.
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "Your voice sounds so nice. Can you curse at me again?"
Meng Lian, Yaoyao, and Lingling all fell silent.
Crap. They forgot that if the other person was a pervert, this would only get them off.
Meng Lian ground her teeth in fury. She quickly typed out a demand.
DreamLittlePoorThing: "You damn pervert, why did you put my photo in your post? Believe it or not, I'll sue you!"
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "Oh, so it's about that. Those pictures weren't found by me, my partner collected them. Coming to me won't help."
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "But since you, Junior Sister, are in our post, you must be really pretty. We carefully select everyone, after all. We have to be responsible to our customers!"
Responsible to customers, my ass!
Meng Lian was so angry she wanted to smash her phone.
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "Which one are you, Junior Sister? How about I raise your price a bit?"
You bastard, this is too much!
Meng Lian was seeing red.
DreamLittlePoorThing: "Piss off! Delete me right now, or I'll definitely sue you."
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "Can't delete. Actually, Junior Sister, don't be so angry. Why not consider it? Our prices are very fair, and our customers are all regulars. They're all gentle, beautiful older sisters. We don't even take business from little lolitas. You definitely won't lose out."
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "Besides, you're not the first person who wanted to sue me. Look, I'm still doing fine, aren't I? The great Primordial Witch once said, since fate has chosen you, you might as well try accepting and enjoying it."
Why did that sound so familiar?
Wait, how did I get pulled into her logic?
Meng Lian's face darkened like a thundercloud. Meanwhile, Yaoyao looked like she was enjoying the drama.
"Tsk tsk tsk, there's actually some truth to that. Meng Lian, why don't you just go along with it? Ten thousand credits."
Sensing Meng Lian's murderous glare, Yaoyao stuck out her tongue and wisely shut up.
DreamLittlePoorThing: "You sure you won't delete it?"
PrivateChatAddMyQQ: "I won't delete. What are you gonna do, find me? Bleh bleh bleh."
Fine, you asked for this!
Meng Lian was so angry she was losing her mind. She went to Modu's private messages but suddenly remembered that Modu had entered seclusion.
Waaah, Senior Sister, your little Junior Sister is being bullied!
With no other choice, Meng Lian messaged Xian Yun and tried asking her.
Meng Lian: "Eldest Senior Sister, are you there?"
Xian Yun: "I'm here. What's up, little Junior Sister?"
At that moment, Xian Yun had just finished a fight and was catching her breath when she picked up her phone and saw Meng Lian's message.
"Who is it?"
A petite, soft figure pressed against her. Fei Xing poked her little head out, looking curious.
"Little Junior Sister. She probably needs something again."
"Is there another fight?"
Fei Xing's eyes lit up at the thought.
Neither she nor Xian Yun disliked Meng Lian. Such a pretty Junior Sister, sweet-tongued and talented too. If this little Junior Sister had any trouble, they would both find a way to help.
"Don't know. Oh, she replied."
It was break time, so Xian Yun pulled Fei Xing into her lap. They looked at the phone together.
Meng Lian: (Image)
Meng Lian had sent the chat log and briefly explained what had happened.
Meng Lian: "That's about it. I don't know if Eldest Senior Sister knows this person."
"Pfft, little Junior Sister has such bad luck."
Fei Xing couldn't help but laugh. Xian Yun looked thoughtful.
"I actually do know this person."
"Really? Then tell little Junior Sister quickly... wait, how do you know someone like this? Did you participate in this freshman activity too?"
Fei Xing's tone suddenly turned cold. Xian Yun's body went stiff.
"No... okay, I did think about it back then, but their prices were too high, so I didn't participate... Little Star, you have to believe me. You're my first love, I would never lie to you!"
"Really?"
Fei Xing narrowed her eyes. She flipped over and pinned Xian Yun beneath her. Looking into the other's sincere gaze, she let go of her suspicion.
"Looks like you're all talk and no action. I'll forgive you this time."
"Hehe, I knew Little Star was the best!"
Xian Yun giggled. She sent the QQ number to Meng Lian and told her to drop her name if the person didn't cooperate. Then she pulled Fei Xing back into the fray.
"Little Star, how many have you taken down?"
"Only three. Small fry."
"Oh ho, Little Star's mouth is so tough. I wonder if she tastes just as tough?"
"Che, small fry..."
……
"Heh heh, did you really think I was helpless?"
Looking at the QQ number Xian Yun had sent, along with the instruction to use her name if the person didn't cooperate, the corners of Meng Lian's mouth stretched into an exaggerated grin.
"Ahahaha! Now let's see how long you stay tough!"
Meng Lian looked like a fox borrowing a tiger's terror, a villain who had just gained power. Yaoyao and Lingling exchanged glances.
"She looks like a villain."
"Master does look a bit like one, but she's pretty. A pretty villain."
"Hey hey hey, don't think I can't hear you."
Meng Lian rolled her eyes. She sent a thank you to Xian Yun. The other didn't reply, probably asleep or doing something important.
Not wanting to disturb Xian Yun further, she directly added that person's QQ.
"Huh? Not accepting?"
The person had actually rejected Meng Lian's friend request. Meng Lian raised an eyebrow and changed her application message.
"Xian Yun is my Eldest Senior Sister. Understand?"
In a brightly lit dormitory, about a hundred phones were scattered around. A petite girl with glasses and messy hair was sitting at her computer desk, eating instant noodles and watching the latest episode of "I Accidentally Got a QQ Space Cheat Code, Watch Me Become the Strongest Witch." Suddenly, a friend request popped up. The girl was annoyed at first, but when she saw the attached message, she sprayed noodles everywhere.
Xian Yun?
Was that the Xian Yun from the Illusion Academy, the one whose mentor was a pervert obsessed with QQ Space?
Oh, Primordial above, if I've done anything wrong, please strike me down with lightning!
Why did I have to get tangled up with these lunatics!
Everyone knew that the Illusion Academy, besides being obsessed with lewd things, was full of people whose brains didn't work right. Privately, many called them the Madman Academy.
Getting involved with those lunatics never ended well!