novelraw Chapter 29 [29] + Brain Hole Theater
Chapter 29 [29] + Brain Hole Theater
【29】
What does it mean that surviving a catastrophe will bring future blessings? Just look at the proud Major General Fu.Not only is there someone who cooks three meals a day and is responsible for feeding them, but also holds hands and makes appointments every day during training. Once the mood is good, the recovery from the injury is also rapid, and the surrounding bachelors are angry.
In contrast, Wen Chen's recent life...is really a bit bitter.
The bowl sent for inspection soon came to fruition. Wen Xiaoyi, whom he had raised as his son for three years, was indeed the lost biological son of Colonel Tang.Despite all his reluctance, he immediately found Colonel Tang and told him about it, and showed him the appraisal result and Wen Xiaoyi's photo.At that moment, the steadfast military man burst into tears, wishing he could go straight to the capital star immediately, hold his long-lost son in his arms, and bring him home for his wife to take a good look at.
However, right now, the most important thing is to be alert to the coming disaster.Now that the Aquamarine garrison is all taken over by Colonel Tang, he can't leave his post at this time, so no matter how much he thinks about his son, he can only scratch his head and think about the photos, and go to listen to Wen Chen every day whenever he is free. Talk about my son's growth process over the years, when he started to speak, when he learned to run and jump, what he usually eats, what he likes to play... I can't get tired of listening to it, and the more I listen, the more I feel relieved.He solemnly said to Wen Chen: "I have been lonely since I was a child, and the most precious thing in my life is the warmth of my family. There is only this one child, but I have lost him for so many years, and now I can find it intact. Thank you very much." You, thank you for raising the child so big and so well... As the saying goes, life is as important as grace, I don't think the child can adapt to the fact that they have changed parents all at once, and it can be seen that you really love him , if you don't mind, let's make a god-in-law, you can come to your house as a guest if you miss him in the future, or you can take him away for a while, and we will raise him together."
This can be regarded as a surprise; Wen Chen naturally did not refuse, so he happily agreed, and reported the incident to his cousin that day, not to mention how happy he was.
Since Wen Chen was happy, Wen Rushui naturally had no reason not to be unhappy. By the way, he expressed that he would go to the Utopian Empire to support his younger brother in the near future and wanted to take Wen Xiaoyi back to Wen's house for a few days, which made Wen Chen angry. Laughing: "I'm fine, it's just that bro, aren't you afraid of being talked about by Uncle Hua Sha, when did you think about getting married and having children?"
Wen Rushui said in his heart that my father didn't bother to miss me a long time ago, it's just you, a dull and confused guy, who doesn't know who I'm thinking about.But after all, he has endured for many years, and now he is not in a hurry for this moment.He chatted with Wen Chen calmly for a few more words before hanging up the communication, and then turned around to pick up the video call from his dad who was out of tune: "Good afternoon, Dad, it's so strange that you would choose this time to find me—— Is father not at home today?"
A stunning beauty with snow skin and blue eyes appeared on the screen. His upper body was lazily leaning on a soft cushion, while his lower body was in the swimming pool. His long golden curly hair poured down from his head and spread out on the surface of the water; Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows, and a gorgeous golden fish tail popped out of the water, making big splashes: "Hmph, you little heartless, I think Dad is annoying now, you must know that you were still in my stomach back then!" At that time, I was with you 24 hours a day, and I took you as a burden for ten months..."
Wen Rushuitou asked for forgiveness repeatedly: "Yes, yes, you have been pregnant for ten months, worked hard, endured what ordinary people can't bear, and finally brought me into this world. In the end, I was an unfilial son. If you cause trouble, you will cause trouble to you, and it would be better to give birth to me than to give birth to a piece of char siu... Dear dad, I have listened to these same lines for 40 years, can you replace them with some fresh ones?"
The blond beauty—the mermaid Hua Sha curled her lips unhappily: "Okay then, when will you bring Xiao Chen and my precious grandson home together?"
Wen Rushui smiled wryly and said: "I would like to, but my father must agree, what if he is so angry that he shoots me straight through with a gun?"
Hua Sha disdainfully said: "A little bit of flesh and blood is nothing, you have inherited most of our mermaid blood, even if he beats you into a sieve, throw it into the sea for a day or two and it will grow back. Besides, that old man It’s just pretending to be angry, the facts are in front of you, can he still force you to change? But then again, I really don’t know why human beings don’t allow intermarriage between close relatives. For example, our mermaid tribe especially advocates intermarriage between brothers and sisters. Only in order to maintain the excellent and powerful pure blood in the family, and to produce excellent heirs who inherit the family's talents, my brother..."
Wen Rushui retorted coolly: "If the old man hears your words, he will have to drink another pot of vinegar, and then you won't even think about getting out of bed today."
Hua Sha pretended to snort disdainfully, but was obviously frightened by her husband's prestige, so she didn't dare to say this again, so she quickly changed the subject: "Let me tell you, can you do it?" Seeing that his son's face turned ugly in an instant, he asked without fear of death: " Obviously you can conjure up a complete fish tail, why can’t you endure the estrus period? Big men can’t be twitchy about this kind of problem, they should choose the right opportunity to show their glory! Like your father, If he hadn’t completely conquered me with [beep——] and then [beep——] between the beds, how could I have been with him! You know, I have dreamed of having a baby since I was a child A little mermaid with pure blood, powerful abilities, and beauty like me!"
"..." Wen Rushui's lips twitched, "Father, is this a suitable topic to discuss with your son?"
Hua Sha smiled triumphantly: "You rolled out of my stomach. When you were young, I played with your dick every day. Why are you pretending to be serious with me? If it weren't for your boring temper, Xiao Chen would have been my dick now. Daughter-in-law!"
Wen Rushui's face was completely dark: "Mr. Huasha, don't blame me for not reminding you, just now when you were explaining your childhood dream with longing, Mr. Wen Bo was standing about 200 meters behind you - of course, Now he's walking right behind you."
There was a sudden rush of war, and Hua Sha hurriedly stretched out his legs to go ashore to escape, but was pushed back into the water instantly, with two splashes and large snow-white water splashes.Wen Rushui hastily turned off the video - just kidding, the following content is definitely the Eighteen Forbidden Martial Arts, he doesn't want to watch, and the end of daring to peep will definitely be settled by the old man after autumn - originally because of his emotional problems, his father was almost so angry Kick him out of the house!
Wen Rushui glanced at the time, stood up, and pressed a certain place on the wall beside him. The huge bed in the center of the room sank slowly along with the floor, and a clear clear green pool rose up after a while.He unbuttoned his clothes slowly and jumped into the water. After a plop, a beautiful silver tail fin of a fish tail slowly appeared on the water surface, and then slowly rising, was a delicate face completely different from before.
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Although the bloodline was not pure enough, among the mixed-race mermaids, Wen Rushui's ability was considered the pinnacle.He can transform into a complete fish tail, and has inherited the unique singing ability of mermaids—it's just that his ability recovers slowly after use, and his ability to communicate with nature is relatively weak.Although he doesn't need to keep his tail in contact with pure water every day like ordinary mermaids, it is also a great enjoyment for him to occasionally change into a fish tail to enjoy the water.
When he was in human form, Wen Rushui was more similar to his father Wen Bo's appearance; but when he turned into a mermaid, his appearance was like a replica of Warsaw, only with different hair color, eye color and tail The colors are different.The identity of the biological father and his bloodline are both secrets. He was taught from a young age that he should not let the same kind with two legs know his differences. The tail can only be changed when the family of three is alone - only the father every day He can go down to have fun together while soaking in the water.
However, he did not keep the secrecy completely; when he was seven years old, he let another person see his fish tail.
Wen Chen's father is Wen Bo's half-brother. The age difference between the two is not that far apart, but unexpectedly they have a very good relationship.So after the husband and wife went out to explore but were killed in a particle storm, Wen Bo personally took the five-year-old Wen Chen to his home.
Wen Rushui remembered that it was a stormy night, the new villa they built on the beach was finally completed, he was so excited that he couldn't sleep, and his father was not at home, so he got bolder and plunged into the sea under the cover of the storm ——He likes that feeling, the turbulent waves that are dangerous to ordinary people are as warm and comfortable as his father's embrace by his side.In the sea, his eyes are very sharp, and he can see small fish appearing in the coral clumps hundreds of meters away; in the sea, he seems to have suddenly become infinitely powerful, with extremely sharp nails and teeth, which can easily tear apart big fish But he doesn't usually do that, preferring to find good oysters for a late-night supper.After wandering contentedly for a long time, he remembered the matter of time, worried that he would be discovered by his father after being out for too long, so he hurriedly swam to the shore.
Then, when he could clearly make out the outline of his own villa, he found a child who had been swept away by the waves and was struggling desperately in the water--so small that a wave could completely cover him.Wen Rushui quickly swam over, held the opponent up and lifted him up - at his age, such an approach was too exhausting, but luckily it was not too far from the shore.The child in his arms lost his struggle, is he drowning?He didn't care about changing back to his human form, so he lay down on the beach and gave artificial respiration to the drenched little guy with his eyes closed.
When the other party finally slowly opened his eyes, Wen Rushui was very happy, for this little life that was saved in time, and for the other party's bright eyes that were as bright as stars—but he forgot that his tail hadn't been put away yet Woolen cloth.
"Huh... Tail...?"
It wasn't until Xiao Wenchen pointed to his fish tail in a daze and asked, that Wen Rushui suddenly reacted.He hurriedly plunged back into the sea, made a long detour, and quietly changed back into a human form. Then he ran to the place just now, but saw his father embrace the wet little guy in his arms with a look of fear, and turned his head. Seeing him, she gave him a dignified look.
After that day, Wen Chen became seriously ill because of falling into the water and being frightened; Wen Rushui, who sneaked away to play in the water, saved his little cousin by mistake, and was not severely punished as imagined.Later, after Wen Chen recovered from his illness, he seemed to have forgotten about mermaids. Wen Rushui breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time felt...a bit disappointed ╮(╯▽╰)╭~
【Ban Yi Tou Wai】
[Little theater gentlemen with accidental brain holes]
r1.【Legendary political marriage】
Major General Fu: Since we want to join forces, why not let Bai Ze and Xiaofeng be together, since they are both divine beasts anyway, you know.
Major General Zepa: How much dowry do you pay?
Xiaofeng: Is it enough to replace me with a new powertrain? (to Bai Ze) Believe me, you will be satisfied~ (with a wicked smile)
Qiao Ying: Don't worry, I'm here, quality assurance, worry-free after-sales, no replacement after ten years of use, return, exchange and postage~
Bai Ze (scratching the wall): No, QAQ! !Although the name is a mythical beast, at least it is designed to be humanoid? !Something as heavy as a human √beast will be crushed by an army of river crabs o(≧mouth≦)o! ! !
r2.【The high-powered machines of the Marriage Office of the Civil Affairs Hall】
Machine No. 1: Why hasn’t the agreed maintenance fee arrived yet?If you don't take good care of it, I'm going to get a virus, are you stupid human beings?I protest, I want to take revenge on the society, and whoever uses me for a medical examination later, I must add syphilis to his health information!
Machine No. 2: Do you want to be sold as scrap iron by humans for replacement?Stupid, I don’t even know how to learn from me. It’s better to rely on myself than to rely on the sky and the earth. I have already earned extra money on Xingwang. You log on Xingji Taobao, search for the baby “Thank God for divorce” and “How to not get divorced”, shop The name is "free postage if you die", the seller id is "the number one male god in the Marriage Office of the Civil Affairs Hall"... that's me~(≧▽≦)/~! ! !
Machine No. 3 (depressed): I can only sell the account short if I can’t get the certificate. My interstellar Taobao store has already been green.
r3.【Daily life of dumplings and buns】
Wen Baozi: Let's all sit in a row and eat Guoguo, one for you and one for me... Brother Xiaoqiao takes this one, and Xiaobai Duanzi eats this one, the smallest one is for myself, the biggest one is for...for... Give... give... (tilts head) Which father should I give it to?
Xiaobai: Gujiu! (stretched neck)
Wen Baozi (turning pale with shock): Xiaobai! ! !Why did you eat the fruit bowl too! ! !
Xiaobai: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (spit out broken porcelain slag)
r4.【It’s still the daily life of dumplings and steamed stuffed buns】
Wen Baozi: ... This time we come to eat strawberries, I washed a big bowl of them, don't grab [serious face], come on, Brother Xiao Qiao gives you this...
Xiao Qiao Baozi (innocent face): Brother, I don’t want to eat this leaf.
Wen Baozi: Good brother, I will remove the leaves for you, so that you can eat it... (turning his head, his face pales in shock): Xiaobai! ! !Why did you eat it with the basin again! ! (Heartbroken face) At least leave one for me~~~~(>_<)~~~~
Xiaobai: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Spit out exactly one strawberry)