novelraw Chapter 26 [26]
Chapter 26 [26]
【26】
In the distant imperial capital, someone threw a delicate teacup on the ground: "Damn it, you guys didn't pull out any hair this time, but I'm at a loss! Why do you want that old man Qiao Sheng to come out and mix it up again? I really think I'm afraid of them What!"
The steward lowered his head slightly, but did not answer the conversation with a respectful attitude. However, the other party seemed not expecting much response. After losing his temper, he finally calmed down and said with a sneer, "Your Majesty's appointment... It seems that we have really joined forces, hmph , I really underestimated the guys in the palace, especially our good crown prince!" He gasped bitterly, and glanced at the butler in front of him, "Is it possible that your general suddenly became afraid, and now you think about it." Get up and be a turtle?"
The housekeeper replied with a low eyebrow and pleasing eyes: "You are worrying too much. Every year today, the general will go to Madam's grave for a whole day, and no one will answer the communication."
The man snorted, and said unceremoniously with some obvious malice: "People only think of pretending to be a lover when they are dead, as if it wasn't him who forced people to death with their own hands."
It was really rude to say this, but the butler's face did not change at all, still respectful, bent over and brought a new cup of tea.The man felt bored all of a sudden, drank the tea in one gulp, stood up and said: "Tomorrow when your general comes back, I will come to visit you at the house!"
The butler kept sending the person out of the gate, watched the person get on the aircraft and left, and then lowered his eyes and took out his communicator: "The target has left, start the second plan."
Later that day, all the headlines in the big and small media of Imperial City were lit up in red—"Lieutenant General Saiga, the head of the Fifth Legion, suffered an unknown attack on his way home, was seriously injured and fell into a coma!" "
"Conspiracy or Love?The Legion Commander was assassinated! "
"Assassination Case of Youth Surrendering Himself: The Hate of Seizing His Wife is Paid with His Life"
"Blast!Lieutenant General Saiga has kept more than [-] mistresses for a long time"
"Uncovering the Extravagant Life of Lieutenant General Saiga: An De Guang Mansion with Tens of Thousands of Rooms? ! "
Sitting in the study, Xuan Zheng urgently ordered his subordinates to rearrange some things, and finally held his forehead and sneered: "I just said that Saiga alone has such an IQ? ...It seems that they are going to tear themselves apart from us completely."
Holding the little baby in his arms, Xu Xu teased with a smile on his face, and wrote lightly: "Tear it up, who can't tear it up, they want to burn the fire on us, how can we not blacken ourselves first What about it?" He smiled, the corners of his pretty eyes slightly curved, "We just accidentally picked them up in the process of blackmailing ourselves, didn't we, baby~ Oh, you're so good, let uncle kiss you~"
Xuan Zheng's face turned dark on the side, and he said awkwardly for a long time: "Since you like children so much, why don't we raise one too."
Listen, listen, he thought the child was a kitten or a puppy, so he could raise it if he said so?Xu Xu sneered in his heart, his voice was soft and he was thinking carefully, and he glanced at Xuan Zheng vaguely: "If I could use all my genes, I would have gone to find a child. It's a pity, I'm afraid your genes will lower my baby's appearance and IQ."
Xuan Zheng: "..."
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Half an hour later, a number of media outlets in Imperial City updated another popular post—"Fighting to death: Taking stock of the emotional life of the six major army commanders!" "
The poster of this post has a tone of gossip and paparazzi, interspersed with a lot of gag humor, which just caters to the taste of the public, and the position of the post seems impartial and very pertinent, which makes it easier to accept and concentrate on reading gossip .The first person to be skinned was Zepa, and the host's first sentence was: Don't say that Major General Zepa is a man who has no emotional life. His feelings are obviously paid for, and this is called life!
There was burst of laughter in the replies, and people lined up to type "truth", "truth + 1", "truth + ID card number"... Zepa, who had already returned to Sirius, brushed this post with relish, and said: "This fact is a bit outdated, lz The news channel is not updated fast enough~”
The next one to be picked up was Chang Jiang, a member of the Fourth Army Corps, who was also an old bachelor, but the reason why he was a bachelor was that he was unmarried and had children before he had a clear road. After chasing his wife for more than ten years, he had two children. His name has not yet been rectified, and he cried and begged his wife to give him a title every day, and hurried to get the certificate.The landlord commented in one sentence: The revolution has not yet succeeded, and the general still needs to work hard. ps: General Jiang doesn't understand women's hearts. A man can afford to give a woman flowers and diamond rings, but he absolutely cannot fail to speak the sweet words that women love to hear!For example, the case of Lieutenant General Jiang can be like this → [Dear!During the Double Eleven period, the civil affairs hall will send out good gifts, and the marriage certificate will be sold at a high price. Buy one get one free, and free shipping! —Really, my dear!Do you like this? If you like it, let’s buy it. You’re welcome! 】
The third person to be picked up is Ling Fenglou, the commander of the Third Army. In addition to military news, this general’s name can occasionally appear in the lecture hall of the emotional column Chicken Soup and Marriage Education, as a positive example of married life ——Don’t get me wrong, it’s not him who succeeds, but his wife.The host has a very incisive summary of this: "Admiral Ling used his more than [-] years of marriage life and personal experience to tell us about the growth history of a good man. General Ling's wife used her more than [-] years of marriage Life and personal experience have shown us a practical and feasible training plan and development strategy for loyal dogs. Through these two valuable experiences, the host summed up the three obediences and four virtues for men in the new era. The three obediences are: Obey, madam must obey when she gets angry, madam must obey madam's instructions blindly. In short, the general dare not disobey when madam makes trouble for no reason; the four virtues are: remember the madam's anniversary, understand the madam's thoughts, be willing to lose the fortune, endure the beating and scolding of the madam Yes. In a nutshell, in front of Madam, a general is a virtue if he is on the right track."
This comment received unprecedented unanimous praise from the group, and the comments unanimously recommended that it should be included in this year's series of laughing abs.But it's more ironic if you go any further. The fourth person to be picked up is Saiga, who keeps refreshing the hot headlines today.The host unceremoniously summed up Saiga's love life as "how a stallion is raised", picked up all the women around him, from movie stars to models to courtesans, and said more than 40 with nose and eyes Among them, some took drugs, some played s√m, and some died in the hospital due to some unspeakable illnesses. If Lieutenant General Saiga's wife, I'd be happy to let him roam around outside. I'd rather be dirty in the same room with him. The medical technology in a certain department of the military hospital is so advanced. Last month, it even made a breakthrough in the detection of a new type of mutated aids virus. Lieutenant General Saiga must have contributed a lot to research, right?"
The fifth person who was skinned was naturally Fu Yunze. The host explained at the beginning: "Although Major General Fu has always been known for his clean and iron-blooded style, the host has first-hand top-secret information~ Here I will only talk about my I know, believe it or not! I believe that many of you know that Major General Fu is married, but few people know that his other half is a man, right? Even if you know this, you should know that Major General Fu and his partner are good friends. Would it be less?"
At this time, the post has reached several million pages, and the following wolves are howling about the cuteness of bamboo horses, bamboo horses, and so on. The poster continued to break the news: "Don't jump to conclusions, you must not know that Major General Fu's partner has been separated from him for three years. Right? I heard that this separation went directly to Aquamarine. I seem to have heard some people saying 'yooo~', that's right! Military fans must have thought of why these three years have been filmed in Aquamarine. The number of cruises to the Second Legion's duty fleet is increasing? The previous task of cruising the Aquamarine Star was obviously belonged to the Fourth Legion, and the scope of the Second Legion's cruise activities was mainly on Sirius and Taibai Star, but now it's lost!"
Sure enough, there was a lot of "yooo~" below, and the host changed the topic: "According to insiders, when Major General Fu was still studying at school more than ten years ago, he once had a girlfriend, it was a girlfriend! And according to reliable sources, this The girl is now in service with the Second Legion!"
The comments instantly boiled over, some yelled in disbelief, some shouted "I seem to understand something", and more were asking for the following.The host replied with a smile: "So this is probably a story about Chen Shimei turning her back for money, but Major General Fu is really miserable, because the one in his family is not someone he can bully at all~ Everyone, you should know that Major General Fu's partner comes from an unusual background! He is the only son of the former chairman of the Imperial Council. His uncle married Princess Lorland as his wife. His aunt married the younger brother of the Prime Minister. His cousin is the partner of the current chief executive of the Imperial Star, Xuan Zheng, and the life of the Imperial Star. Xu Xu is the youngest dean in the history of the Academy of Sciences. He himself once worked in a laboratory under the Royal Mecha Academy. The major general’s mech, Bai Ze, was made by him! If the story of these two people is made into a documentary, it will not only be a love-hate relationship between the rich and powerful. Applying for a new record of [Which is the best token of love]! If we follow it all the way, maybe we can also find out whether there is a good result when the top students of different majors are together, oh yeah!"
Someone below questioned: "If it's really because of the separation of the third party, it means that I can no longer look directly at the second legion, and I will never believe in love again!"
Someone immediately replied: "How do you know that the reason for their separation is not whether Bai Ze should install heavy artillery or take the light-sensitive route to modify the power system and reconfigure the light-energy machine gun!"