If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Chapter 117



Chapter 117

Because of gambling with the last bit of living expenses, Yinzi has been praying that the two groups of people can meet later.

It’s best during this period, if something happens to Tsunade, of course it’s best if you lose your head and lose your memory, oh!It also includes mute, so the pig doesn't need it. Anyway, it can't speak and it can't be corrected.

Not to mention that even Lu Fei Xiaojie Naruto, who has the halo of the protagonist, dare not want to take all the good things, let alone her lucky E who has just been marked as a sure thing?

There is no time for people to forget. Naruto who ran to the town arguing for ramen the next day bumped into him. This is the time when the memory is deepest.

In this way, Jiraiya and Naruto found out what Yinzi was doing behind their backs. At that time, the expressions of the two masters and apprentices, Yinzi looked at it and wanted to run away without saying a word, but how could everyone do what she wanted?

Leaving aside the fact that Jiraiya and Naruto were direct victims, Tsunade still had nowhere to vent his depression yesterday, and when the two old friends met, their positions were unprecedentedly consistent.

I have to say that Yinzi has achieved great success in eliminating the barriers and unfamiliarity brought about by time, but the consequences are a bit miserable——

Originally, those who were looking for Tsunade were serious and imminent, but because of this, they were not in a hurry to explain to Tsunade.

This small town happened to be close to the sea. Several people rented a small boat and sailed to the deep sea. They tied up silver and hung it on the bow to catch sharks for a day.

Ginko has never been so thankful that he insisted on not eating Devil Fruits like this moment. Naruto was not satisfied, saying that the lack of bloody smell would not attract sharks. He suggested taking off this guy's shoes and cutting the soles of his feet——

"Hey——, are all the hidden attributes of the main character natural black? Where is the light of Konoha? Help!!! Dolphins, dolphins are poking me, and the one that just swam past was an octopus, right? Yoshi, I got it , you see that I am beautiful and single and finally couldn't help stretching out my evil hand, want to play with tentacles."

"Naruto, do you have any unwashed socks in your backpack?"

"I know, I was wrong, I don't dare to blame living expenses anymore, I was too arrogant in the past, I'm sorry, Naruto, you put me down and tell you Sakura's measurements." Anyway, it's useless to listen to it. That is someone's wife.

"Jiraiya, don't you think the loincloth is too difficult to wash? I wrapped it for you during this time." Anyway, the yellow excrement can't be found after being fished out of the bubble in the river without washing it.

In the end, I don't know how many treaties were signed to lose power and humiliate the country, so that a few people let go of her dog's life. Yin Zi was so angry that she had to respectfully thank her for not killing her.

After repairing silver with aspirations together, everyone felt that the distance between each other had been shortened a lot, and the conversation became more agile.

Jilai also expressed Konoha's plan like Tsunade, and she will be the Fifth Hokage, and there are still several patients in the hospital who cannot be treated by her.

So hurry up and pack your bags and go back to work quickly!

Tsunade's understanding of Jiraiya is that he knows what shit he is shitting as soon as he pokes his butt, so he directly asked, "The group of old people came to you first, right?"

"You don't follow me, so you put your idea on me again? You don't have a good reputation? When did my old lady become the guy who picks up things you don't want after you?"

In the hands of these two people, the dignified position of Hokage has become a piece of trash, which makes Naruto, who has always been targeting Hokage, unhappy.

How did he know that adults always say one thing and think another?The false and true words are mixed with their own sadness and helplessness. As a ninja who has experienced wars in succession, companions, relatives, friends, and lovers endure the departure of these familiar people time and time again, and most people will choose to be numb.

But there is always a critical point for people to bear pain. Unfortunately, Tsunade's critical point was poked twice, so the famous Sannin has been suffering for many years. From an inner level, it is almost abolished.

How old is Naruto?The ten-year-old kid is obedient and only listens to the superficial meaning. He also gags with Tsunade to tell the past and sorrow that only they know.

How to say - pretty cute!

Tsunade was excited when he saw the hunt, but it was also a fact that he was stabbed in the wound by a kid.With her qualifications, she didn't need to pay attention to such a newborn calf, but the expression on the other party's face was exactly the same as that of Naoshu, so she couldn't let it go.

So it was rare for her, a senior in her fifties, to have a conceptual dispute with a kid in her teens, and even made a move afterwards.

In the end, of course, no one convinced anyone!

Tsunade is also stubborn, bluntly saying that he should not say that he is Hokage, even his ability to cure diseases and save lives is limited.

I know my family's suffering, as she is now dizzy at the sight of blood due to hemophobia, in fact, they have been able to borrow money to squander and gamble everywhere for many years, thanks to Jing Yin's good skills.

Although she has never been a master, she has also learned a lot about Tsunade's skills, and she is still well-known in the outside world. Otherwise, who would be willing to continue to lend money to them?

Still can't make money from silence?As long as it is not too intractable and complicated, there is basically no problem coming to her, let alone Tsunade giving advice.Without a convincing source of income, any usury/loan is not doing good deeds, right?

After being completely rejected, Jiraiya still didn't give up. After all, at this point, it is still a trivial matter to be Hokage. The key is that the last Uchiha in the village and his disciples and grandchildren should be fine. They are the backbone of the next generation.

Yinzi watched the whole process of eating melon seeds, but he was not nervous about it.Don't worry, Tsunade has to go back even if he can go, and he has to go back if he doesn't. AB also pointed at the big-breasted Yujie Hokage to make another wave of fans. When Naruto and the others couldn't complete the task, he got in a hurry and directly added the brain-dead BUFF to Tsunade, believe it or not?

Those people in the editorial department have already figured out the virtues and money, so it's time to watch the fun and enjoy it.

But her behavior seemed to Naruto to be indifferent to the whole matter, but he was furious, and because the money was still on probation recently, she spread the fire.

He even threw the Panji he replaced to Ginko, and asked her to wash it with Jiraiya's loincloth, oh yes, and socks.

As you can imagine, the smell of smelly men trained in the wilderness all day, is that something girls should face?

Yin Zi was so smoked that his eyes became hot, and he had to bow his head to work.

But she was not without countermeasures, taking advantage of Tsunade and Shizune's inattention, Yinzi stole their pink-skinned piglet.

Dolphin recognizes this guy, and he still vividly remembers the scene of being bloody with his master in the casino before, and he always likes to watch him make up his mind when he is eating dry food recently.

When I got closer, I was still muttering 'pork belly', 'tenderloin', 'roasted ribs' and 'braised pig's trotters'.It was so frightened that it never dared to come within five meters of this person.

Originally being stolen out like this, Dolphin himself was desperate, and he just thought that his life was over today.

Unexpectedly, what greeted him was not a fire and seasonings, but a large pile of clothes exuding a subtle smell! ! !

Although it is reasonable to say that she is a pig, but Dolphin is completely different from those guys who spend all day in the pigsty. She is cute and well-groomed. Jing Yin not only gives her clothes, but even ordinary girls can't wear them. She has all the pearl necklaces, she can be called a princess among pigs.

Of course, ninja beasts are different from ordinary beasts that have not developed spiritual intelligence, just like Kakashi's Parker, the IQ of these ninja beasts is not much lower than that of humans.

So Dodobu understood this guy's intention in an instant——

This shameless person wants to use his inability to speak to catch free child labor!

But the poor little pig, who is alone and lonely after being separated from his master, is no match for this kind of senior rogue. The pig pig stepped on the wooden basin with all four limbs and hooves, and shed tears of ill-fated bitterness.

"That's right, that's right. Change the water when it's dirty. It's almost done in a hurry after four or five times. Remember to wring it out and hang it on a tree branch to dry. How can you think of a solution with limbs, hooves and a mouth? Come on, you are an intelligent creature, you must not embarrass your IQ."

"Then you are busy first, I will sleep first!"

Talking about Yinzi lying on the grass with his head tilted, he fell into a dream neatly.

Seeing that she was asleep, Dolphin originally wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but just a second before he acted, he suddenly remembered the cruel deeds of this guy who slammed innocent coins into the table and trampled innocent dice into pieces. He was timid and afraid of revenge. It did not dare to act rashly.

Here one person sleeps and one pig works, and the majesty blows across the calm green grass lake. Who knows that a cage of pitcher plants not far away is really beyond words to see this scene.

Really, the first time I knew about this guy was that Itachi had an abnormal situation, and was ordered by Kisame to hide in Konoha's avatar to secretly investigate.

At that time, I felt that Konoha had produced talents in recent years, and taking Orochimaru easily was second, but he obviously did a good deed, but he was punished because of his wretched style-it can barely be understood as a momentary misconduct.

But what happens when you see Itachi for the second time and start to attack him?When did they 'Xiao', a super group of S-rank rebellious and tolerant members, armed forces of the five major powers, become flirtatious flower girls?

After being swallowed by Jiraiya in the end, there was absolutely no way to observe the follow-up, but that was enough to establish Yinzi's image of incomparable bravery in his mind.

I used to think Orochimaru is really a pervert, crazy, sticky, probably the only one in the world.But it wasn't until I saw this guy that I realized that some things were really uncertain.

He is definitely not willing to monitor this guy anymore. Although his abilities have reached perfection and he does not have to worry about being discovered, all kinds of phenomena impact the three views-with all due respect, he is still two mental bodies sharing one body at the moment. What should I do if the stable disorder becomes a mental illness?

But when this matter came to the eyes of a caring person, it was up to him whether he liked it or not, so during this time, everyone didn't notice it, but it was a fact that there were eyes staring at them from time to time.

There are forest numbers everywhere, so there is no need to worry about being exposed with Yijue's ability.

But when he thought that what he saw the day before was the limit of human obscenity, that guy would prove his naivety with practical actions the next day.

Just when Absolutely blamed himself for the fact that he had lived for so many years but had little experience, Tsunade and the others were in trouble over there.

To put it more simply, it means that the meat scene of the whole incident is coming.

Orochimaru will not let it go if his hands are abolished, how can he engage in those black technologies if he can't use his hands?

The whole ninja world pulled them out and pondered for a while, and found that besides themselves, only the former old Tsunade might be able to cope with the current situation, so they took a pharmacist's pocket, and the timing just happened to block people here.

Tsunade still said the same thing, saying that she didn't want to get involved in those crap anymore, and she didn't put up a sign of "cure all diseases" at the moment, so why would she come to her when encountering problems?How far you can roll as fast as you can.

Orochimaru said, it's up to you whether you like it or not, would you still feel sorry for him when he was Zilai?Forgive him for his bluntness, among the three ninjas, he was the most beautiful since he was a child, so if you want to have pity, you should also pity yourself.

Negotiations broke down, and the two parties did what they said, but Dashewan was still tenacious even with his hands sealed, and Yakushidou's strength was on par with Kakashi's at the moment. Hand, that is hanging and beating.

At this moment, Naruto's indomitable and fearless appeared to be commendable, even if the enemy didn't take him seriously, but with his tenacity and perseverance, he was stunned by the strength of his ninja to pin him down a bit.

Yinzi came back with a basin, dried clothes, and the exhausted half-dead piglet, and this exciting scene happened to be on the way.

Since the battle of Gaara, Naruto has completely lit up his mouth escape skills. This huge killer move that ignores levels has always been one of the manifestations of the protagonist's cheating——

Ah, of course, Yinzi is not being mean when he says that. After all, if he gets a job smoothly, he will use this skill to explain how to blow up guys that he couldn't blow up originally.

It's not good to say that it's not good to talk, but what if it is picked out of the black history and made a joke?

In short, when the money arrived, Tsunade's side was a bit miserable. Naruto's palm was pierced, and Tsunade gradually regained his courage and original intention in this tragic situation.

For her who had overcome her phobia, Yaoshi Douzhiliu couldn't walk a few rounds in her hands.Seeing that the anti-killing mode was about to be activated over there, Yinzi quietly slipped behind Orochimaru——

"Yo! See you again so soon?"

Orochimaru turned his head and saw that looking at him with a sullen smile, which was so frightening that he almost didn't mention it in one breath.

To talk about Orochimaru's sense of silver, it's a complicated one.

On the one hand, he is obsessed with the mysterious power that the other party has never heard of, and his inexplicable high-sense power also makes Orochimaru, who is pursuing power, scratch his heart and lungs with curiosity.

But on the other hand, this guy is no better than a little boy or girl who is easy to fool, or an honest person who is simple-minded and simple-minded and should be deceived. The other party is impeccable regardless of strength and heart, and even the unexpected degree often fools him. Go round and round.

Yao wanted to suffer two big losses in Konoha when he failed to achieve anything, which one was not because of this guy's messing up?

Repeated several times, it also created Da Shewan's complicated mentality.

He is a person with strong action ability. He said that if he is addicted to Uchiha, he will never give up. He even planned a commotion that brought the two villages into the water.But only here, even if the heart is already longing, but the action is procrastinating, it shows how much I don't want to face this guy.

But Yinzi can't help Dashewan right now like a girl waiting to be married, she pulls the person into the corner next to her, and while the few people over there are packing up the pharmacist's pockets, she leans into Dashewan's ear and whispers so and so explained.

Orochimaru originally thought that a beating would be inevitable, but after hearing Yinzi's words, although he felt a little unexpected, it was reasonable to think about it.

A sly gleam flashed in his golden snake eyes, watching Yin Zi's hoarse voice, "It's not impossible, but I never work for nothing."

"No, I don't think you heard clearly." Yinzi put his arms around his shoulders and carefully analyzed for him, "Be obedient, not only listen to the meaning between the lines, but also guess the tone of the person, what I just said seems to be begging you ? I’m threatening you. If you don’t follow through, I’ll throw you over and let Tsunade hammer you into small cakes? You’re still in the deal?”

Dashewan's mouth twitched, and he said where did he procrastinate, and that was the reason.

However, if he is bluffed by a few words, he will not be the big boss who can survive to the end. He sensitively pointed out that although he will be unlucky if he shoots twice, if this matter reaches the point where he must, Yinzi himself will Difficult, right?

That's why Yinzi hates dealing with smart people, especially smart people whose IQ will return when talking about key issues - there is no way to beat him with rich experience.

Orochimaru is also honest, bluntly coveting the strength and body of Yinzi——

Don't think about strength or anything as long as she doesn't die for a while, but the body thing is still operational.

In the end, Yin Zi had a strand of hair pulled out and two pieces of nails cut off. The pervert secretly wanted to collect some of her saliva with a small box, but Yin Zi sent him away.

It happened that Yao Shidou also knelt over there, and the two simply ran away quickly.

After this battle, Tsunade not only overcame hemophobia, but also faced up to her past pain. Most importantly, she gave Naruto the necklace around her neck.

That necklace that can be exchanged for a mountain!A mountain!Yinzi's eyes were red with envy.

She leaned over and grabbed the necklace that was already hanging around Naruto's neck in amazement. Although it was rumored that whoever wore it would be unlucky, it was an iron fact that it was worth money.

Tsunade saw her slobbering like she was about to drown Naruto, and couldn't understand why she looked like she had never seen the world.

She pointed to the silver bracelet and said, "Whether it's the craftsmanship or the rarity of the gems, it's only more valuable than that necklace, isn't it?"

Tsunade always thought that the bracelet was to silver what the necklace was to her, and even if she lost as pants, she never thought of playing with it, which shows that its absolute significance is extraordinary.

Unexpectedly, when Yin Zi heard this, he suddenly regained his energy, "Really? How much is it worth? Ah~ I see that everyone turns a blind eye to it, thinking that this gemstone is not recognizable here, so it is worthless."

She also wanted to see if it was worthwhile in her own world, if not, she would be at a loss.

But in the end, it was confirmed that this thing is really a rare precious treasure that combines design, craftsmanship, and rarity of materials, and the silver still didn't pay back directly.

To be honest, no matter how much money there is, there is no place to spend it. To maximize the benefits, the consumption level of this world is first of all unqualified.

Tsunade agreed to go back to take up the post of Hokage, and this time the mission was considered a success. When he was about to leave for Konoha, Ginko directly told them that he was going to the Akatsuki organization base.

These words did not avoid Tsunade, after all, what Jiraiya could have known, the Fifth Hokage should have known.

Tsunade, who learned about the cause and effect from Jiraiya, couldn't help but touch his forehead. This is——

Didn't expect Konoha to have decayed to such an extent after leaving these years?Thinking of this, he immediately felt a little guilty about running away willfully, leaving Teacher Liu there alone.

The two agreed to Yinzi's request. Although an outsider who sympathizes with Uchiha inexplicably does so much thinks it is suspicious, but Yinzi never conceals his suspiciousness.

Even that uncertainty has become so frank, such a guy, no matter how suspicious he is, he can't be very defensive.

But after saying goodbye to a few people, Ginko suddenly thought of a question about Orochimaru——

She remembered that after Hokage's great burial, there were various sequels and the next generation continued to collect money. It seemed that Orochimaru had a child behind him.

At the time, I didn’t think much of it, but I thought of the physical characteristics of the child’s silver hair—although Yaoshidou also has silver hair, and Jun Malu also has silver hair, Dashemaru doesn’t have too many silver-haired gene pools, right?But at this moment her genes were also collected in a huge database——

Hello!How do you think Orochimaru can't give birth to silver-haired children simply by using his own chromosomes?That is bound to incorporate a little bit of other people's genes.In other words, even if the money wasn't on that menu originally, when she foolishly handed over her things, everything was uncertain hey!

Fuck!Why didn't you think of this at the time?Yinzi regretted so much that he wanted to slap himself across the ear.

She didn't want to die when Yinshi went downstairs to buy breakfast and found her own son. Yinshi was just a misunderstanding, leaving her here is the rhythm of paying living expenses.

With her tragic physique that would be revealed to the public if she had a little secret, if Takasugi found out——

Yinzi took a breath, no, it's useless to start from Dashewan, and then he has to negotiate directly with AB to avoid future troubles.

With such apprehension and regret, Yin Zi rushed to the Land of Rain alone.

Jiraiya and Tsunade said that their support is just lip service, and when it comes to travel expenses, they can pretend to be dead one by one, and the money on Ginko has already been lost, so all the way here is relying on the mountain to rely on draft.

Before that, Yinzi didn't know that he could return to the zero-cost way of life.However, I don’t know whether it’s the luck of the times or the arrangement of AB, this kind of dark journey finally saw a glimmer of hope one day.

When Yinzi was passing through a small town, he ran into two people by accident.

The two of them are very conspicuous in the crowd. They wear uniforms of red clouds with a black background, and two contrasting hair colors, one gold and one red. people are distinguished.

Yinzi looked at the two servings of sweet dumplings ordered on the table by the two of them, and her eyes turned green after being cut off from sugar for a few days.

Didara and Xie looked over excitedly by the fiery gaze, and Jiu saw that her eyes were shining with hunger and thirst.

Well——, although as the representative group of the Xiao organization's appearance (the Junan combination is not counted, the average appearance of the ghost shark has been lowered), it is not that Didala and Xie have never received the favor of women—of course they must be in a normal state The scorpion, not the form that hid behind the crimson liuhu.

But it was the first time for a big sister who was so imposing and unrestrained as soon as she came up, wishing to swallow them both.

To be honest, Deidala, which has a bit of a light taste - is a bit embarrassing!

However, Mr. Xie has seen a lot of battles, and I saw a charming smile on his face that still retains the youthful beauty of his youth.

The guy on the opposite side rushed towards them as if they had received the signal of agreement, and stretched out his hand to grab the dumpling on the table?

The expressions of the two immediately collapsed!

To be honest, women are not very attractive to two guys who are obsessed with art, but this guy can't help being beautiful.

If a woman who stands out so much in beauty expresses her admiration for you, then they are also men, and they always have vanity, right?

It turned out that it didn't look like that at all. In fact, the dumplings on the table were more attractive than themselves, which made the two of them embarrassed, and it was almost the same as a peacock halfway through its screen.

After Yinzi finished eating the dumpling, he took a sip of someone's sweet soup and sighed in disappointment after confirming that there was nothing left to eat.

Didala and Xie originally thought this guy was just eating and drinking. Since they finished eating, they would probably leave by themselves, so they didn't care about it. At most, they talked about it as trivial interesting things during the journey when they remembered it.

But the woman was not in a hurry to leave after eating, and the two of them felt full and warm again. When they finally noticed that the two handsome guys in front of them were more attractive than dumplings, they only heard her say something that made them instantly alert .

"Are you going back to the base? Take me with you. Sisters have traveled a long distance, and the travel expenses are exhausted. For the sake of the family members' incense, please come to the rescue!"

The meaning in this short sentence is intriguing. The atmosphere of the two people in the Qingyu group has changed from casual to vigilant and suspicious.

Although the Akatsuki organization is not a secret organization that is completely hidden in the shadows, it is not so famous that anyone can reveal the real identity of its members.

"Two questions!" Xie asked, his lifeless eyes fixed on Yinzi. "First, where did you come to judge our identities. Second, which members are the so-called family members?"

Just as Yinzi was about to speak, Xie got up and sat on the bench on his side, next to her, but he could clearly feel something pressing against him.

This guy seems to be quite confident, even the threat is so slow.

Scorpion continued, "Think carefully before answering, there is only one chance."

Ginko shrugged, not taking the threat seriously, but he responded honestly——

"First, your robes are the same as my guy's. He said it's an organization uniform. Second, Uchiha Itachi!"

Without any prefix, Xie and Didala were still pondering the answer to her first question when that name came out, but they were immediately terrified when they heard the latter sentence.

Even if what she said is true, guessing on the premise that she really has a relationship with a certain member of the organization, no matter how much she guesses, she will never think that it is the cold and arrogant Uchiha Itachi who raises a woman outside.

Deidara suffered from Itachi's hands, and jumped up to speak at that time, but saw Yin Zi looking back at Scorpion, who was even more arrogant than them——

"There is one thing I want to say. The reason for this cooperation is because I want to show the greatest sincerity, so put away the things that are against me?"

Seeing that Xie didn't move for a while, she smiled again, and there was a trace of inaudible contempt in her eyes, "With all due respect, if you want to kill me, it won't work with this level of poison."

The author has something to say: Did everyone disappear collectively yesterday?I read the comments every 5 minutes and stayed motionless. It was so cold that my heart was in the ice all day long.

The cute and delicious juvenile group sapphire is for you, no cats, come out and hey!

Thank you for your reward, Hartfilia, mua! ! !


Tip: You can use left, right, A and D keyboard keys to browse between chapters.