I Don’t Want to Be Turned into a Girl by Magic

Chapter 283 : Online Classes

Normally, school starts around the Lantern Festival every year.

But it was different this year.

Three days after the Lantern Festival, Lin Nan's school officially began online classes. To save some data, Lin Nan could only use Wi-Fi for class.

"Little Uncle, your room has been requisitioned by me and Liu Xinyi!"

That day, Lin Nan and Liu Xinyi kicked open Wu Guodong's bedroom door. Like bandits, hands on their hips, they walked boldly into the room.

"Get up quickly! I have class at eight-thirty!" Lin Nan glanced at Wu Guodong, who they'd startled awake, and complained dissatisfiedly, "Didn't I tell you yesterday that we need to use your room?"

"That's right, that's right. I'm still in senior year. Today it's eight o'clock, but in a couple days I'll have to be up for morning self-study at seven." Liu Xinyi chimed in from the side. "Uncle, if I don't get into Tsinghua, it'll be all your fault." (TN: A university known for engineering and sciences.)

Wu Guodong had been sleeping just fine, but despite clearly being the one who was woken up, he somehow felt particularly guilty?

His just-awakened brain wasn't quite working yet. He yawned and left the covers, but was dismayed to discover he was only wearing boxer shorts. The old virgin's face turned red, and he shrank back. "You two go out first, I need to get dressed."

"Oh, Little Uncle is shy~" Liu Xinyi excitedly teased. "Ah, is that why you’re the Little Uncle~"

Lin Nan's face flushed as she dragged Liu Xinyi, who wanted to continue being inappropriate, out the door.

After waiting outside for a moment, Wu Guodong finally opened the door with an expression as if nothing had happened. He glanced at the two and complained dissatisfiedly, "You talk as if you're really going to class. You'll probably just be holding your phones playing games."

"I don't play mobile games." Lin Nan retorted. "At most I'll just browse Bilibili."

"Is there a difference?"

Wu Guodong walked out of the room with a long sigh, feeling that the coming days would be difficult.

Originally he was supposed to return to work on the fifth day of the New Year, but then this happened. Now his company didn't even know when they could resume operations.

And after returning to work, the company would probably have to deal with troublesome things like pay cuts and layoffs.

He walked downstairs with a worried frown, still carrying a mortgage and car loan. Although he had indeed saved over a hundred thousand, continuing like this wasn't a solution.

Liu Xinyi looked back at Wu Guodong in confusion and asked Lin Nan, "We just woke him up, didn't we? Why does he look like his mom died?"

"Should you be saying that about your grandmother?" Lin Nan looked up and glared at her.

"Slip of the tongue, hehe..."

Lin Nan sat at the head of the bed holding her laptop while Liu Xinyi ran directly to the computer desk to use Wu Guodong's laptop. There were still over ten minutes before class, so the two could chat for a bit.

"It's probably mortgage and car loan stuff. Wasn't there a joke on Douyin? Some people celebrated the New Year only to find their companies gone." While in Little Uncle's room, Lin Nan quickly used the computer to download some anime to watch later at night.

"Tsk, the adult world, I don't understand." Liu Xinyi propped her chin up at the computer and yawned. "My class is starting."

This was Liu Xinyi's first time taking online classes. Still unfamiliar with it, she didn't understand the situation, thinking during online classes she could still use the computer, treating it as just background noise.

However, when she actually started the online class, she discovered the video couldn't be covered by other software at all, always staying at the front of the computer. She was dumbfounded, having already opened League of Legends.

Lin Nan had similar online class things during university. Before, she'd usually hang it on her phone while continuing to play on the computer, and this time was almost the same. After all, with her quick memory magic, honestly using magic to review the key points after class each day would be sufficient.

But taking classes at home was too different from at school.

Without mischievous roommates, the atmosphere was no longer lively. During class, she couldn't discuss games with classmates, couldn't secretly watch anime together on phones, or listen to music.

Overall, online classes just didn't have that feeling.

When taking classes at school, she could not only experience the joy of whispering and secretly playing games during class, but also experience the thrilling excitement of skipping class. Now all of that is gone.

Lin Nan took an hour of classes expressionlessly, only feeling life was meaningless. She sighed lightly and brought her laptop over to Liu Xinyi's side.

"I need to go upstairs for something. If they call on me, just answer randomly for me." She placed the laptop on the desk and instructed Liu Xinyi.

"What if I get it wrong?"

"It's fine, the teacher won't mind." Lin Nan yawned and walked right out of the bedroom.

"Hey!"

Liu Xinyi wanted to say something more, but Lin Nan had already left the room with her phone.

She felt sitting there listening to class was less comfortable than lying there in a daze. Like some people who would rather stare blankly in bed doing nothing than get up and write.

She walked all the way back to her own bedroom and glanced at the two cats occupying her bed.

"Meow! Lin Nan, I've tolerated you for a long time! Hurry up and get me a new cook!" Cola suddenly jumped up, cursing and yelling non-stop at Lin Nan.

Lin Nan was stunned. This cat had been acting dumb for over a week. How did it suddenly get better today?

"I was deliberately playing dumb before, okay! Is there a need to make such a fuss!" It tried to prop itself up on its hind legs, even attempting to mimic Lin Nan's hands-on-hips pose, but quickly softened and flopped onto the bed. Not caring much, it continued scolding, "I can't get used to the food here! I want to go to Chen Yao's house! I want to eat lobster! Not watery leftover soup and rice!"

This was at least a rare long speech, but unfortunately Lin Nan couldn't understand a word. She could only vaguely tell from the tone that Cola was very dissatisfied with herself.

So she grabbed Cola by the scruff of its neck, her face darkening as she asked, "In heat?"

Those two words instantly made Cola quiet down. After Lin Nan put it down, she ran cowering and hiding next to Sprite.

It had already determined Sprite couldn't possibly be Lina. After all, throughout this long period, Lina had never appeared.

Moreover, her own son had already mistaken his mother. If she continued playing dumb like this, her son would really recognize a thief as his mother.

"Weirdo." Lin Nan muttered, sighing as she lay on the bed. But then she saw Sprite slowly approach, and quite decisively kicked it off the bed with one foot.

This cat was a pervert!

Lin Nan had already been inadvertently lost in Sprite's cuteness several times, only to be taken advantage of like crazy.

Even when bathing, it would peep at her, causing Lin Nan to specifically make a cardboard to block the ventilation hole on the wooden bathroom door.

She scooped up Cola, who was trying to sneak away, and held it in her arms.

"Pervert! Let go!" The more Cola resisted, the more excited Lin Nan became. She suspected she also had a bit of sadistic tendencies.

"I wonder when we can go back to school..."

Holding the cat, Lin Nan gazed at the mottled ceiling, talking to herself.