I am really not a medical immortal.

Chapter 1720 - 1719: A False Alarm (Third Update)

"Nonsense! You ask me, who am I supposed to ask?" Zhang Xiaohao rolled his eyes in frustration.

"Sir, where did you get this elixir? How can it unleash such a formidable power? It seems even stronger than the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill." Zha Muzhen asked curiously.

"Are you sure you want to know?" Zhang Xiaohao shrugged playfully.

"Yes." Zha Muzhen nodded.

"What if I tell you it’s a Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill, would you believe it?" Zhang Xiaohao said earnestly.

Poof!

Zha Muzhen burst into laughter.

"Sir, that joke wasn’t funny at all! It’s not like I’ve never seen a Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill. It’s strong, sure, but does it have such overwhelming impact?"

"Believe it or not! This is indeed a Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill, and why it looks like this, only ghost knows!" Zhang Xiaohao replied grumpily.

"Ah! Sir, are you serious? Is it really a Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill? You’re not lying to your subordinate?" Zha Muzhen exclaimed.

"Nonsense! You’re not a beautiful Phoenix Clan member, why would I lie to you? What good does it do me to deceive you?" Zhang Xiaohao replied.

"Darn! This... this Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill is undergoing its heavenly tribulation, and might ascend to the True Immortal Realm. Wouldn’t we be wasting our efforts if it does?" Zha Muzhen’s face changed drastically.

Bang!!!

Zhang Xiaohao grumpily knocked his head.

"What nonsense are you talking about? I’ve put so much effort into this, even the Xuantian Jiao Sword is part of it, if it escapes, wouldn’t I be at a loss?" Zhang Xiaohao said impatiently.

"Haha! You’re right, sir. Under your divine prestige, the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill trembles, and the dream of ascension and transformation unfolds. Sir, can I discuss something with you?" Zha Muzhen flattered.

"Speak!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

"Sir, once this Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill survives the heavenly tribulation, why don’t we split it into three and eat it directly? As the saying goes, ’A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.’ It’s better to consume a good thing early. Am I right, sir?" Zha Muzhen chuckled.

Boom boom boom!!!

Before Zhang Xiaohao could speak, Chaos Divine Thunder descended one after another from the sky, with thunderbolts as thick as barrels, fiercely striking at the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill with destructive power.

"Sir, this power is too strong, the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill might not withstand it!" Seeing this, Zha Muzhen’s face changed dramatically, shouting in panic.

"There’s nothing we can do to help it now. Whether it can survive this tribulation is up to itself!" Zhang Xiaohao said gravely.

He wished to intervene and help the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill through the tribulation, but the current situation was beyond his grasp. Under the suppression of heavenly might, neither of them could fly.

"Sir, don’t you have the Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork, a Mystic Sky Treasure? You can enlarge it and stab it into the tribulation! Even if it can’t help the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill, at least it can annoy the tribulation!" Zha Muzhen suggested.

"Oh! That’s a good idea! Even if it can’t aid the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill, annoying it sounds good." Zhang Xiaohao’s eyes lit up.

With a swift motion near his ear, a grain-sized weapon appeared in his palm, the Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork. Zhang Xiaohao tossed it into the sky.

At the same time, he shouted, "Enlarge!!!"

As his words fell, the Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork in the air expanded rapidly, turning huge and thrusting into the thunderous clouds, transforming into a massive rod, which then pierced the vast storm clouds above.

"Haha! This interference will trouble the Heavenly Tribulation Power even if it’s fierce. To fully target the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill will take extra effort." Zhang Xiaohao chuckled.

"Of course! Under your divine prestige, sir, what is a mere heavenly tribulation? Even a Destructive World Thunder Tribulation must bow down! Sir, after cultivating for so long, I’m starving. Could you bring out some food to fill our stomachs?" Zha Muzhen suggested, rubbing his hands.

"You brat." Zhang Xiaohao kicked him and nonchalantly sat on the ground.

With a flip of the hand, a feast appeared on the ground, including skewers, and even ’82 Lafite red wine.

"Don’t just stand there, eat!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

He grabbed a bottle of ’82 Lafite red wine and drank, watching the sky.

Zha Muzhen also started eating skewers and sipping wine, observing the scene.

Boom boom boom!!!

Thunderbolts the size of barrels continued to fall from the storm clouds, striking the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill. Countless chaotic divine light radiated from the pill, blocking the fierce Heavenly Tribulation Power.

The Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork stirred the storm clouds like a disruptive tool, and despite the thunderbolts targeting it, they couldn’t harm it.

As time passed, the Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork seemed to enjoy the sensation, stirring the heavenly tribulation more joyfully, trying to absorb all the tribulation power...

On the ground.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Xiaohao relaxed, seeing no danger with the Heavenly Tribulation Divine Pill and the Sea Snake Three Spirit Fork.

"Zha Muzhen, you keep watch here while I take a nap." Zhang Xiaohao commanded.

With a wave of his hand, a luxurious tiger skin appeared on the ground. Zhang Xiaohao lay on it, hands behind his head, and fell asleep on a rock.

"Why am I always the one left awake? I want to sleep too!" Seeing Zhang Xiaohao sleep, Zha Muzhen thought discontentedly.

If Zhang Xiaohao knew his thoughts, he’d seriously tell him, "Because you’re the subordinate, I’m the boss! So I sleep while you stand guard."

That nap was delightful for Zhang Xiaohao.

In his dream, Zhang Xiaohao saw countless beauties flocking to him.