I am really not a medical immortal.

Chapter 1692 - 1691: The Scapegoat Candidate

"Let’s talk! Why frame the Phoenix Clan and Sea Clan?" Zhang Xiaohao chuckled playfully.

He turned his hand, took out two cigarettes, threw them out, and lit one himself, squinting his eyes as he smoked.

"Zha Muzhen, why don’t you start?" Hei Wuchang jested.

"Alright! I won’t hold back then." Zha Muzhen nodded, and began to speak.

"Sir, here’s the thing! As you know, among the Sea Clan, there are three major royal clans, and the Jiao Long Clan is the most powerful! Besides the Jiao Long Clan, there are two other royal clans, namely the Ice Woman Clan and the Ruoshui Clan! These two clans are very mysterious, so mysterious that even we in the Spirit Clan have very little record of them! Previously, I heard Uncle Ling Xuzi say that the women in the Ice Woman Clan and the Ruoshui Clan are rare beauties! As beautiful as immortals, throughout the Spirit Realm, it’s hard to find women comparable to them! I thought, if we frame the Sea Clan, could we weaken them and then follow behind to gain benefits?" Zha Muzhen explained his rationale.

"You’re talking nonsense! What nonsense about the Ice Woman Clan and Ruoshui Clan, compared to the Phoenix Clan, they’re all rubbish! No matter how beautiful they are, they can’t compare to the women of the Phoenix Clan! Furthermore, the Phoenix Clan’s status is higher, and conquering them will be pleasurable!" Hei Wuchang retorted.

"You’re the one talking nonsense! I’m speaking the truth! The Ice Woman Clan and Ruoshui Clan are the most beautiful! If you don’t believe me, we can compare!" Zha Muzhen said, rolling up his sleeves.

"Fine! How do you want to compare? Let’s settle this today!" Hei Wuchang said unhappily.

"You said the women of the Phoenix Clan are beautiful? Then let’s compare beauty! Each of us takes out a portrait of them, and let the sir judge which one looks better!" Zha Muzhen proposed.

"Alright! Whoever’s portrait looks better will be the clan we frame!" Hei Wuchang agreed.

Immediately, Zha Muzhen and Hei Wuchang began to draw.

Seeing their actions, Zhang Xiaohao chuckled playfully, thinking to himself, if the Phoenix Clan or the Ice Woman Clan and Ruoshui Clan knew they might bear this huge blame due to their beauty, haha, they’d probably want to tear the two guys apart.

After a while, Hei Wuchang and Zha Muzhen stopped drawing.

Zha Muzhen held two portraits, one of the Ice Woman Clan and the other of the Ruoshui Clan.

While Hei Wuchang held a portrait of the Phoenix Clan.

"Sir, please judge whose portrait looks the best!" Zha Muzhen requested.

He handed the two portraits over.

Zhang Xiaohao took the two portraits from Zha Muzhen, with the Ice Woman Clan on the left and the Ruoshui Clan on the right.

Both women, whether from the Ice Woman Clan or the Ruoshui Clan, wore a light blue, thin long dress, with jade-like feet exposed, stunningly beautiful like fairies, with skin as white as milk, radiating a bluish glow, possessing perfect figures, practically golden ratios, without a single flaw.

"No wonder they are among the three major royal clans of the Sea Clan, whether the Ice Woman Clan or Ruoshui Clan, they’re simply too beautiful!" Zhang Xiaohao sincerely praised.

He placed the two portraits on the ground and turned his gaze to Hei Wuchang.

Hei Wuchang handed over his portrait, signaling Zhang Xiaohao to take a look.

Zhang Xiaohao accepted the portrait, unfolded it, and immediately a strong charm emanated from the painting.

The young woman in the painting, dressed in a thin, silk-like fiery red, sexy short skirt, sat barefoot in a pavilion playing the zither, each movement seemed alive.

Everything like stunning beauty and angelic looks paled in comparison to her, merely rubbish.

Whether it’s figure or beauty, she far surpasses the women of the Ice Woman Clan and Ruoshui Clan, she is too beautiful!

Gulp!

Zha Muzhen swallowed hard, instinctively commenting.

"This, this is too beautiful! What’s angelic looks, compared to her, the women of the Ice Woman Clan and Ruoshui Clan are rubbish! I never thought my taste in women isn’t as good as Hei Wuchang’s!"

"Hahaha—! Of course, don’t you know what we Black Dragon Clan do? If we have no hobbies over the endless years, wouldn’t we be falling behind?" Hei Wuchang said smugly.

"Sir, we should directly frame the Phoenix Clan! Even if they’re True Spirits, bearing such a huge blame would hurt their vitality! Then, thanks to our power, we’ll target those with weak cultivation, the young and pretty ones, knock them out and take them away! Haha, if we do it cleanly, no one will know it’s us! Moreover, we won’t bear the wrath of the Phoenix Clan! Also, if we birth some children, combining the strengths of both sides would be fantastic! Even nurturing them, they’ll become powerful fighters when they grow up!" Zha Muzhen hotly remarked.

"Yes, Brother Qu, let’s make the Phoenix Clan take the blame this time! Haha, if they knew I was scheming against them, it’d be real fun!" Hei Wuchang laughed mischievously.

"So, tell me, who’s the woman in the portrait? Don’t tell me she’s a regular lady from the Phoenix Clan!" Zhang Xiaohao said playfully.

"Brother Qu, you’re truly discerning! She’s not just anyone, but the Clan Leader of the Phoenix Clan! However, the Phoenix Clan has four branches, scattered in the four cardinal points! The current Clan Leader is from the Eastern Phoenix Lineage! Her cultivation is extraordinary; thirty thousand years ago, she already reached Mahayana Peak! She possesses a powerful Mystic Sky Treasure! She’s ranked in the top ten on the Chaos Spirit List." Hei Wuchang introduced.

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

Upon hearing his words, Zhang Xiaohao and Zha Muzhen both sprayed their drinks directly onto his face.

"Brother Hei, you’re not joking with me, right? You want me to target that old monster?"

"Indeed, Hei Wuchang! You’re too scheming!"

Zhang Xiaohao and Zha Muzhen said annoyedly.

Hei Wuchang wasn’t angry, he laughed, wiped his face clean, and said mysteriously.

"Brother Qu, Zha Muzhen, we’re not targeting the Phoenix Clan Leader, just showing her portrait! The ones we’re after are the Phoenix Clan’s outstanding women! With the Phoenix Clan’s accumulation over the years, there are at least ten or twenty; if we take all of the Eastern Phoenix Lineage’s outstanding women, haha! I bet the Phoenix Clan Leader will never find out it’s us!" Hei Wuchang said with a wicked smile.