I am a Big Villain

159. The spring of the second-rate son

After finally convincing the old lady to wait and not be busy with his marriage for the time being, Yan Chu returned to his home, which looked much tidier with the roof rebuilt and putty on the walls. Suddenly he remembered a problem that he had always ignored. .

Every man knows that there is an impulse called the impulse when waking up in the morning. This impulse has nothing to do with sex/desire. It can only be said to be a normal physiological reaction of men.

When it came to getting married, Yan Chu suddenly realized that he had never been impulsive since he took over the original body.

With a livid face, he looked through all the memories of the original person, but there was never any relevant content. At the moment, he could only call 007 to ask the other party this relatively obscure question.

"That's right, the original body just doesn't want to lift it."

007 was busy, feeling the call of Host No. 17, and was still wondering why he was so anxious to find him. The world was obviously very relaxed, and the original purpose was to let the other party go on vacation. It couldn't be so difficult that it needed to be done. its problem.

Listening to the system's indifferent reply, Yan Chu secretly wanted to cough up blood. He knew that the system's urinary properties would not allow him to live a comfortable life. It turned out to be waiting for him here.

"Don't you have a golden gun that will never fall? Your original body's faults are not faults to you, right?"

007 is a little confused. It is a good system. When choosing the vacation world for the host, all aspects were taken into consideration. Due to this physical defect and the low difficulty of the task, the host in this world has very few points and almost no system. This mission world will be chosen for the host.

But it is a kind system. It doesn't mind that the host gets less points and its commission is also reduced. Why is the host still angry?

"There are only two golden guns that will never fail."

Yan Chu gritted his teeth and didn't know how he made the sound.

Not to mention that he doesn't know how to use that kind of medicine. As a man who used to be physically and mentally normal, using medicine is an insult and provocation to him. Even if he can't think of it and actually uses it, for an impotent man, What use can two pills do?

"Host, this kind of thing has to be about quality, not quantity."

007 feels that the ideological level of his host is not high enough. The standard male protagonist of Xiaoyan is only powerful seven times a night, but after taking the golden gun, before the effect of the medicine ends, it is an electric motor perpetual motion machine, which can last for one night. Time must have come at least a dozen or twenty times. The heroine has begged for mercy, but he can still stand tall.

The quality is so high, I should be touched and proud to have it twice in my life.

007 had a good idea, but his host didn't appreciate it.

"So I have to thank you?" Yan Chu gritted his teeth. Sure enough, he should have slapped himself to death because he had been vaguely grateful to the system before.

"It's okay. After all, I'm just a system, and I still can't control the true emotions of you humans. But as a system that also has emotional experience, I want to tell you as a system that comes here, only emotional communication It is the core of a love. The body is just a condiment. As my favored host, you must not be immersed in lust. "

007 doesn't understand why the human race likes physical communication so much. Isn't it bad to have a pure love relationship with 001 and only talk about feelings?

"Haha, thank you so much."

Yan Chu refused to communicate with this system, but the matter was over, and it seemed useless to think about this issue now. Fortunately, he had no intention of marrying and having children in this world, and he had certain physical defects, which did not seem to be important. .

However, Yan Chu still repeatedly emphasized to the system that he must tell him in advance if his host body has any physical problems in the future, just in case he really plans to get married and have children in this world, but does not realize in advance that the original body is actually impotent. , wouldn’t that harm the little girl?

"But why doesn't this part exist in the original memory?" Yan Chu was a little curious.

"Occasionally we encounter this kind of situation. For example, that memory is something that the original person doesn't want others to know, or that memory makes the original person too painful. There is a certain chance that it will be hidden. After you absorb the original person, When you have a memory, you cannot detect this memory, just like the world of the general. Because the original body is too resentful, part of the memory is hidden. Maybe you will encounter this situation again in the future mission world. "

The system explained to Yan Chu that after confirming that Yan Chu had nothing else to consult with it, 007 disappeared into Yan Chu's consciousness space.

After becoming aware of the problem with his original self, Yan Chu finally understood why he had never had close contact with the opposite sex in the village even though he had a good appearance. It is very rare in young people of marriageable age.

Moreover, the original person's resistance to marriage and his indifferent use of the money prepared by his family for his wedding as gambling money are also explained. Yan Chu even thought that the original person would choose to sell his two nephews, would it be the same? Because jealousy and jealousy are born from the same parents, the eldest brother Yan Aiguo is a normal man, but he has no capital as a man.

Of course, these are just Yan Chu's conjectures. There is no such content in the original memory, and Yan Chu can't find the answer.

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"Aunt Yan, didn't you say before that you wanted to introduce someone to your second son? Have you found a candidate?"

Old Mrs. Yan was walking worriedly on the way back from her young son's home. Before she got home, she was stopped by a group of people enjoying the cool air in the grain drying field.

Although Yan Chu still has a reputation as a second-rate son in the village, it has to be said that everyone has changed their view of him a lot, and some have also tried to include him as a reliable marriage partner.

After all, Yan Chu has a house. Although it is an old house, the roof was renovated and the walls were painted some time ago. It is actually much better than some of the poorer houses in the village.

Moreover, after Yan Chu split the family, the house truly belonged to their family. The parents-in-law lived with the eldest brother and sister-in-law. It was agreed when they signed the family separation agreement that the two elders would be raised by the eldest son, and there would be no need to marry Yan Chu. Worry about your elders.

In addition, Yan Laoer can also make money now. He can earn dozens of dollars in half a month just by selling steamed buns with his face. This is a huge sum of money for the villagers, although Yan Chu showed that Thinking about being lazy after making some money makes some people regress, but there is no shortage of people in the world who are confident and always feel that they can make their partner change.

Many people think that Yan Chu is not married now. Once he marries a wife, his temper will change. They don't ask for much. As long as Yan Chu goes out to sell his face every time, no, when he comes back from selling steamed buns, he can give it to his family for more than ten or twenty dollars. If the household income is sufficient, the life of this family will not be worse than that of anyone else.

Seeing how Mr. Yan and his family have taken advantage of this younger brother recently, there is no shortage of chicken, duck, and fish in the house. Every time it is time to eat, the aroma of meat comes out of the chimney, not to mention that it makes people greedy.

Therefore, many people think that marrying Yan Laoer may not be a bad idea, especially those who have average conditions and cannot choose a good partner. They feel that this second-rate man may be the best among the dwarfs, and they are the best result they can choose.

These days, many people are trying to come to Mrs. Yan to make peace. She has always maintained a warm attitude, but something is wrong today. When people talk about her son's marriage, her face changes.

"I thought about it carefully. Our second son's current income mainly depends on his good looks. In the future, when he gets older and can no longer make money, his son can take over. But if he is married What should I do if my daughter-in-law is too ugly and the children she gives birth to are not good-looking? So I can’t just marry her, I have to find a good-looking one.”

The old lady racked her brains to come up with an excuse. She was also panicking, but could she tell others that it was actually because her son had health problems? She couldn't. This was said to both her eldest son and her eldest daughter-in-law. can not say.

Mrs. Yan is still dizzy now. How could this happen? She originally thought that life at home would finally get better. When her son married a wife and someone would take care of her, life would be prosperous.

But when she saw the incomprehensible examination report that her son brought, the doctor said that he might never have a child of his own in this life, Mrs. Yan's sweet dream was shattered.

Her poor little son, why is God so unfair to him?

The old lady wanted to go home and cry loudly now. She felt wronged for her son.

"I'm afraid Aunt Yan is an old fool. As for Yan Laoer, can a good-looking girl be willing to marry him?"

Although everyone now recognizes Yan Chu's ability to make money, in the eyes of the villagers, making money based on appearance is still futile after all, especially Yan Chu's personality that is indolent and greedy for enjoyment. No matter how much money he has, it may not be enough to defeat him.

Good-looking girls are willing to marry workers or government cadres in towns and counties who have stable jobs. Who would want to marry Yan Chu?

"I'm afraid it's not that Aunt Yan is an old fool. You didn't see how ugly her face was just now. I'm afraid this request was made by Yan Lao'er himself. Otherwise, you said you heard Aunt Yan make this request a few days ago."

Everyone talked a lot, and in the end those who wanted to help Yan Chu propose marriage gave up.

People in the village said that the second-rate man is indeed a second-rate man. After all, a toad wants to eat swan meat, which is also the nature of a second-rate man. Everyone is watching whether he can get a wife in this life with such high requirements.

In any case, Yan Chu did get rid of the troubles of blind dates and started his real vacation trip.

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There is a widely circulated legend in China about the meat bun Pan An. This legend first spread from a city called J City.

Legend has it that there is a handsome young man who is more handsome than Pan An. He only sells meat buns in his life. He has been selling meat buns since he was a teenager until his hair turned gray.

When he sells buns, he always pushes his own small cart, and only sells two hundred and fifty buns every day. Every time he sells buns, he will choose the most prosperous place in the city with the most wealthy people to sell his buns. From the earliest price of 30 cents a piece, it has increased to 20 yuan a piece forty or fifty years later. However, even at such a sky-high price, wherever Pan An appears, his steamed buns are always in short supply.

It's a pity that Pan An, the meat bun, is a very casual and mysterious person. Every time he makes enough money, he will disappear into that city. When one day he is short of money again, he will take his small cart with him. , appearing randomly in a certain city.

In later generations where the Internet is developed, there have been many imitators of Baozi Pan An, but as long as the real Baozi Pan An appears, everyone can easily tell them apart.

Firstly, Pan An, the steamed bun, is still a handsome and beautiful uncle even when his hair is gray. Secondly, the aroma of the steamed bun is indescribable. It is said that anyone who has eaten it will never forget the meat bun. smell.

In later generations, Pan'an's stall of meat buns even became a symbol of the prime location of the place. Because the price of steamed buns was high, the place where Pan'an meat buns appeared must mean that local wealthy people gathered. Many communities, streets, and office buildings , even looking forward to the appearance of that mysterious trolley, which is the best recognition for them.

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Yan Chuanzong and his younger brother Yan Chuansi finished the funeral of their uncle. This man rarely appeared in his hometown after his grandparents passed away. The other man was a second-rate man who had been talked about by the villagers all his life because he did not marry a wife and have children, and he did not have a fixed wife. Work, always wandering outside.

Only the Yan family knows how happy their brother-in-law has been in his life. He always travels around the world. When he has no money, he sells buns based on his face. When he has money, he starts the next journey. It can be seen from the photos my uncle sends home every time that he is having a great time.

In this life, he has never worried about his family or worked hard for his career. He has always been free and easy. Many people think that this kind of lifestyle is not good, but Yan Chuanzong thought, this is not a kind of free and easy.

In the blink of an eye, more than fifty years have passed, and people in the village have been talking about my uncle for more than fifty years. Or many years later, the elders in the village will tell the younger generations about my uncle's story. A man named Bian Lian The story of the second-rate man who sells steamed buns.