Chapter 158 – Hop On (R-18)
Chapter 158 – Hop On (R-18)
Chapter 158 – Hop On (R-18)
“The saying ‘Sex Sells’ isn’t just a thing on Earth. Plenty of worlds have marketing that follows that trend and the adult industries are just as advanced and nuanced as ours.” – Sex shop employee explaining some new merchandise to a customer.
Ahh Monday. A sinister inevitability such as death, or the eventual entropy at the end of the universe, or worse, taxes. Or just a random name assigned to a day to signal the beginning of the standard work week on one planet. At least that was Kurt’s opinion.
This particular Monday had already come and gone for Kurt’s team. It was an ‘office’ day for them, being filled with administrative tasks. These tasks involved having Rindi sign on with the Order officially and then getting her nanite injections, something she very much disliked. Then they were off to see their favorite gargoyle to set up a meeting with their favorite dwarf.
The meeting with Renee had been interesting for Kurt. Partly because he had gotten to see her ‘cousin’ who helped get some of her merchandise.
“Look, I can get the stuff, just I don’t know… give me a picture or something? The human squiggles are hard enough to understand before the put them in poorly stenciled block lettering.” They saw a tall yet oddly rotund gargoyle complaining to Renee who was rubbing her temples, a pained expression on her face.
“Koskint, please learn English.” She said only barely glancing up to see Kurt and acknowledge him with a wave.
“’Mae-mae-mae, learn English’. I know English, that’s what we are speaking right now.” He sniped back in a mimicry of her voice.
Renee frowned and rustled her wings in agitation. “I mean how to read it.”
“Oh, yeah, I should probably do that. Anyway, until then, pictures or no guarantees.” Koskint said, ducking his head in a little bob. He then strolled out of the store, refusing to make eye contact with Kurt and the girls.
They then had a quick meeting with Renee where he pitched the idea of Alec giving her a hand with the business. They also picked up a restock of various things they had run low on and some things they ordered. Belts of armor piercing ammunition, grenades, 40mm grenades and some LAW 66’s to try in the next rift, just the essentials.
They then returned to the house in the midafternoon to unpack their spoils and so Val could go on a little trip to get her car serviced at the ‘local’ Audi dealership. She was hoping to get the equipment to start doing it herself but hadn’t made any purchases yet.
“And these are weapons?” Rindi asked, looking skeptically at the olive-green tube with simple pictographic instructions printed on the side.
“Yup, anti-tank weapons.” Kurt answered while loading up his Milkor launcher and storing it in his ring before filling the loops of a belt with the yellow topped projectiles. He looked up from his task a moment later when he heard a thump. He turned around to see Rindi holding up one of her front legs and biting on the knuckle of her left hand to stifle a curse. It looked like she had stubbed a toe on the leg of his workbench.
“Imp’s wind, Rindi. What is wroooo-uhhhnnng...” The felitaur woman was berating herself but was interrupted by a yawn that she tried to power through but failed as her eyelids drooped.
Kristi jumped up from where she had been feeding more belts of ammunition into her enchanted ammo box and caught Rindi under the arms. “Come on, let’s get you to bed before I have to rock-paper-scissors Kurt for who has to carry which end of you.”
“Sssut paper scissors?” Rindi slurred as she allowed herself to be led up the stairs.
Kurt just shook his head and quickly finished up. He had been in that exact situation once when the injection finally caught up with him on his first day. There wasn’t much left to do, and he was wrapping up a minute later and he closed the vault only to find Kristi coming back down the stairs.
“She didn’t make it to her bed. But she’s down for the count now.” The dragoness muttered. “Had to drag her through the door and push her on the bed. Also, she is surprisingly handsy when half unconscious.” Kristi patted her chest with both hands and grinned.
“Oh? How handsy?” Kurt was sensing the emotions coming from Kristi and got the impression the anticipation he had been feeling from her for the past half hour was coming to a head. He stepped over to where she had stopped next to the couch and was immediately pulled up against her.
Kristi ran her hands down his back and gave his butt a squeeze. “About like this.” Then she kissed him and stepped into him. The movement caused Kurt to step back only for the backs of his legs to find the chaise part of the couch and he sat.
Half a second later there was a nearly naked Kristi settling into his lap, wearing only her panties. She had dismissed her clothes into her storage ring in the brief moment their bodies were apart. Kurt followed her example and banished his to the storage ring as well, leaving him completely naked.
She sat heavily into his lap while he slid his hands down her waist and over her hips and thighs before reversing course to squeeze the globes of her ass. He then extended his fingers to press at the base of her tail, causing her to moan into his mouth and pull away.
Taking a deep breath, Kristi placed her forehead against his as she began to grind against him. “Mmm, yessss. Harder, grab me harder.” She then dismissed her panties into her ring before pressing herself back into him.
Kurt obliged and wrapped a hand around her tail, digging his fingers into the pressure points in the underside where it met her back. His other hand slid up to cup a breast and run his thumb over the very stiff nipple. His actions got another deep, rumbling moan from Kristi and she returned to kissing him.
He continued kneading at her tail while he broke his kiss to bend his head down and wrap his lips around a nipple. He felt Kristi wrap her arms around the back of his head and pull his face into her as his teeth brushed at the sensitive flesh.
After a few moments of lavishing attention on Kristi’s petite chest, Kurt returned his hands to her hips and lifted slightly. She got the message and shifted her weight to rest more upright on her knees as he pulled his arms in and slid under her.
The maneuver, combined with their position on the edge of the couch, put them in an unorthodox position. Kurt ended up sitting on the floor and leaning back, his head resting on the couch as he stared up at Kristi. She was still on her knees, feet and tail dangling off the edge of the couch as she carefully lowered herself back down.
“Kurt, I- Huuuuhnnn…” Her objection died immediately as she felt a hand on her hip and another on her tail adjust her so his tongue and lips could reach her already slick folds. She reflexively leaned forward, an arm braced against the backrest of the couch as the fingers of her free hand pinched at her nipples.
Kurt had found that the girls appreciated oral sex in different ways. Val seemed to like it as a method of foreplay and had said she mostly appreciated the tastes and smells that came along with the act. She had also stated that she preferred the feeling of being filled instead of just getting off when it came to him. Kristi, on the other hand, very much enjoyed not only giving but receiving.
“Hmmmmm…Yesssss.” She hissed and subconsciously rocked her hips forward, pressing her short, platinum white pubes into Kurt’s nose.
Sensing that she wanted a little more, Kust pressed his tongue into her tight passage while squeezing her tail, making a vice-like grip with his thumb spanning the underside. He had found that there was a slight soft spot between where the muscle of her back made a V as it joined into her tail. The underside of that, about an inch from the very base, was the perfect pressure point and if he pressed it just right…
“Hu-oh god!” Kirsti’s knees gave out, and she sat her full weight onto his face while hunching forward enough to rest her head on the backrest of the couch.
Kurt was ready for the sudden extra weight and his tongue, which had formerly been running around her clit, suddenly pressed hard into the nub of nerve endings and he felt a squelch on his bottom lip as Kristi came. The entire time she shuddered above him, he never stopped kneading that special spot with his thumb, causing a longer and more drawn-out orgasm.
Eventually, Kurt pressed up on her butt and slid out from under her, scooting along the floor in a rather graceless fashion. He quickly came back up and wrapped his arms around her from behind, squeezing her and kissing at her neck and ears.
“I love you, Kristi.” Kurt whispered into her ear after she caught her breath.
The dragoness turned her head and kissed him in return, one of her fangs dragging on his lip. “And I love you, Kurt, my mate.” He felt her lean forward and reach between her legs to grab him by the shaft and pull him into her.
This time Kurt groaned with her as he plunged his cock into her overly tight and wet pussy. He likely would have orgasmed right away if not for Kristi just holding still and savoring the moment. After he felt it was safe and his ardor had cooled, he pulled back and thrust forward.
Kristi hummed happily as her tail wrapped around his waist, resting against him but not putting any pressure on him. She leaned forward, stretching out and grabbing one of the pillows before wrapping her arms around it and hugging it to her chest. This put her ass firmly in the air and Kurt stepped forwards a little more, placing one foot on the couch to get a better angle.
After a few slow and experimental thrusts, Kristi squeezed with her tail. “Come on. Harder.” She even reached back with a hand, taking his off her hip and moving it to her waist.
Kurt was happy to do just that and placed his other hand on the other side, squeezing her and using the leverage to pull himself into her all the harder. The sound of slapping flesh quickly filled the basement as he found his pace and was steadily building up to an orgasm.
What had started out as repetitive and rhythmic sex quickly turned into a full out rut while Kurt fought to hold off a little longer. He leaned forward, placing a hand in the middle of Kristi’s back and pressing her harder into the pillow. The change in angle made him change his pace to something a little slower as be had to use his legs more than his hips due to the height difference.
For her part, Kristi buried her face into the pillow she was holding and moaned, only partly muffling the sound. The angle and the way Kurt’s cock was rubbing against her walls was pushing her rapidly to another climax.
Her tail flexing, Kristi pulled him into her, severely limiting his movement as her walls began to clench and Kurt found himself past the point of no return. He grunted, pressing forward in short half-thrusts as he came inside her. Each spurt was accompanied by another shove of the hips that was driving her face further into the cushions as she cried out in pleasure.
Kurt collapsed forward, falling heavily on her back as her legs straightened and she laid flat on the couch after twisting her lower body slightly to be mostly on the couch.
“That was amazing.” He murmured into her shoulder where his cheek had landed.
“Hh-yeah.” Kristi sighed after extracting her face from the gap in the couch sections. “The part where you changed angle was… wow.”
Shifting slightly, Kurt rolled his hips and extracted himself from her with a moan and muffled squelch. He then rolled onto his side and she turned to face him, mirroring his position. Kristi didn’t have the same fixation on staying connected as Val and often complained that her tail was hurting if he laid on it. Her thick, scaled appendage was much less flexible than Val’s two fluffy ones. He reached out and grabbed one of her hands, bringing it up to his lips in a quick kiss before wrapping that arm around her.
“Hmm, this is nice.” Kristi said after several minutes of snuggles kissing. “Don’t get me wrong, I love Val but sometimes I miss having you to myself.”
“She said something similar not long ago when we had a little private time. It was when you went to the store for a couple hours.” Kurt murmured.
Kristi snorted. “Yeah, I remember that. It’s kinda what gave me the idea for this.”
“Do we need to set some time aside for one-on-one time?” Kurt asked.
“Maybe. Let’s think about that later.”
“Why later?”
She leaned in and gave him another kiss. “Mostly because we’re not done here.” Her other hand brushed against the head of his still mostly hard dick.
Using a trick he had learned, Kurt cast a spell. It was a simple cleaning spell but adapted from elemental magic and cast instantly via the nanites. He wasn’t sure why there was a book about professional sex work in the stack that Jay had given him but chalked it up to it being because it was written in English. While the book had been… enlightening, it also had some useful enchantments and spells recorded.
Both of them shuddered as a cool wetness then a warm breeze swept over their genitals. “What?” Kristi gasped at the sensation and ran her fingers along her slit, finding herself instantly and completely mess free.
“Cleaning spell.” Kurt muttered before diving back in for a kiss.
Kristi just went along with it and threw a leg over his hips. She reached her hand back down between them and once again guided him into her. She tried to move, adjusting for a better angle but then pulled away, unsatisfied with the position.
“Here, slide off.” Kurt said and picked himself up as Kristi slid off the couch. “Alright, hop on.”
He had repositioned so he was sitting up at the end of the back rest where the couch extended into a chaise. He hadn’t put much thought into it beyond not wanting to sit on the gap between sections.
Kristi immediately reclaimed her original position, putting them back the way they had started as she lined him back up and sat heavily on his lap. They both made little noises of satisfaction as she began to rock her hips.
Leaning forward, she draped her arms over Kurts shoulders and the back of the couch, looming over him as she leaned in for a kiss. Kurt put his hands to work and grabbed at her hips, helping to stabilize her as she rocked then started bouncing up and down.
“Oh-Fuck-Yes.” She huffed, each word accented by the clapping sound of flesh coming together. She then lifted up and leaned to the side, planting her foot on the couch before repeating the process with the other one and ending up in a squat position.
“Woah, hold on.” Kurt tried to steady her, but she had already resumed her bouncing but with a new angle and much more speed. “Kristi. Slow down a bit.”
Grunting a little, she quickly kissed him before pressing her chest to his face. “Its fine. Just hold on.” She set a near frantic pace as she bounced atop him, and he was enjoying every moment of it.
Kurt then felt something beneath him and looked to see Kristi with a very focused expression. The sensation under his butt became more prominent and he realized it was one of her barriers but shaped strangely. He was having a hard time focusing as every time she bottomed out seemed harder than the last and it took him a minute to realize what was happening.
Kristi’s barrier was lifting his hips up, making her lunges shorter but allowing him to hit even deeper inside her. Kurts hands shifted downward as the angle changed and he grabbed hold of her ass, pressing his thumbs into the sides of her tail and spreading her cheeks as she rode him.
“Yes, that’s it-just there.” She panted as her pace seemed to quicken.
“Not gonna last much longer.” Kurt admitted. The change in angle was applying pressure to his member in new ways that were making his climb to the finish all the faster.
Apparently, Kristi took that to mean she needed to get the most out of him because she started really accelerating in her bouncing rhythm. Kurt just held on for dear life and squeezed her, his hands on her ass, and forearms into her waist to add the pressure she loved.
There was a hiccup in Kristi’s riding then. Kurt noticed the look on her face as her somewhat pinched expression relaxed and the muscles in her neck suddenly strained. It was then that he fell as the barrier that had been holding him up vanished.
“Oofff.”
“Ahhh-HIIEEEEEEEEE! OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh.”
Kurt grunted as he handed back on the couch and Kristi followed him down, burring him to the root as she started to orgasm. He tried to hold on and adjusted his grip on the globes of her ass and a finger went astray.
It wasn’t a full penetration, far from it, but he bet she suddenly felt a lot of pressure on her back door from his index finger suddenly pressing on her rose bud while he tried to hold on. She instantly tightened up in every way, her pussy clamping down on his cock and the little motion starting his own climax. That seemed to make hers all the more potent and she rocked forward and back atop him a few times.
“Shit. Sorry Kristi!. I didn-“ he began to say but she stopped him by planting a kiss on his lips, still slowly rocking her hips. He was trying to focus but was still finishing with the last of his orgasm.
“It’s fine.” She said after breaking away. “I love you so much.” She reassured him before leaning in for another kiss. She then just leaned forward, placing her head on his shoulder as they began their post sex cuddle and squeezed them selves against each other.
Eventually Kristi dismounted, sliding off him as they resumed their cuddle position on the couch. This time Kurt was acting as big spoon and pulled a blanket over them as they cuddled.
“Are you ok?” Kurt asked, running a hand over her thigh in what he hoped was a comforting gesture. “I didn’t mean to try anything. I just was trying to hold you tight and when my hands moved…”
“Babe, its fine. It was… surprising and I feel a little, umm… not sure sore is the right word, but it isn’t far off.” She said while twisting her tail around his leg in a pseudo hug. “In the moment it actually kinda felt good.”
“It did?” Kurt wasn’t sure about that but the emotions he was getting from her seemed to be sincere and satisfied.
Kristi shrugged. “In a heat of the moment way.” She admitted.
“What does that mean?”
“Like if I think about it right now, it’s not that appealing to have something going… in that area.” She waved her hand over her lower body. “But while we were in the moment, it was kinda hot.”
Kurt felt like he knew what she was talking about and nodded along. “I can confirm it’s a popular topic in one of the books Jay gave me.”
Kristi turned her head enough to look at him with one green eye. “What book is this?”
“One of the books we captured from the guild. He just gave me all the ones written in English. I guess the guy that wrote his notes in it had a lot of sex workers for clients.” Kurt said and tried to recall the variety of things that were in the small volume. “There was stuff on spells along with enchantments for health purposes and for toys.”
“What the hell kind of toys are they making?” Kristi’s necklace was radiating confusion and disgust.
“What some people might call ‘marital aids’ are referred to as ‘adult toys’.” Kurt quickly explained. “Not stuff for kids, at all.”
“So, things like those vibrating toys and fake genitals”
“Yeah, that was a good portion of it.”
Kristi was silent for a moment, but her emotions had leveled out to a general level of contentment. “Kurt?”
“Yes, my love?”
“Don’t let Val get her hands on that book.”
Kurt swallowed past a sudden lump in his throat. “Uhh, ahem. Yeah, let’s not.”
Kristi then snorted. “At least not for now. Maybe that’s something we can show her later. But, for the time being, how about you tell me about some of the things in the book like that spell you used.”
Remembering the spell, Kurt cast it on them again before summoning the book from his ring. “How about we review it together?” He laughed as she snatched it from his hand and immediately went to look for an index. He spent the next half hour answering her questions before they decided it was time to get cleaned up and get dinner going before Val got home.
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