[HP] I was the scroll king at Hogwarts

Chapter 168 Happy Classroom

"Professor Hall!"

Two similar voices sounded at the same time, and Alice calmly said, "Good afternoon, George, good afternoon, Fred."

"Professor, you can guess which of us is Fred and who is George."

Alice asked strangely: "Anyway, you stick together every day. If you can't tell you apart, it won't affect my deduction of points. Why do you have to tell them apart?"

One of the twins covered his heart with his hands and exaggeratedly said: "Professor, you have hurt our young hearts!"

"Professor, you've been getting serious lately," said the other twin. "A teacher with a sense of humor is more popular with students."

"Really?" Alice asked.

"Yes!" The twins nodded simultaneously.

After thinking for a while, Alice smiled and asked, "Actually, I think there are only two people in the world who can tell you apart. You can guess which two people they are."

"Mum doesn't recognize us," said one of the Weasleys.

"As long as your girlfriends can share it, it's fine," Alice said. "Of course, if you have any special preferences, I also respect it."

Then, without waiting for the twins to react, she turned and left again: "Ludo Bagman has been arrested, and I believe your money should be almost back. Come find me in the office this weekend, and I will give Get some psychological counseling."

"How did she know about our money being scammed?" George asked.

"It's all your fault," Fred complained as he watched Alice leave. "I said earlier, don't mess with Alice. Now not only is there no fun, but there is no time for weekend entertainment."

George immediately retorted: "Obviously you saw Alice first, and asked her to recognize our superb acting skills."

"Really?" Fred curled his lips and skipped the topic, "But what does she mean by special preference?"

"Really or not?" George looked at Fred suspiciously, "Are you really not understanding or are you pretending to be?"

Here the twins didn't know what to say, but Alice, who left, quickened her pace.I was supposed to go to class on time, but now being delayed by the twins, I might really be late.

During this time period, there were only a few junior students in the corridor who had no classes in the afternoon, and they all moved out of the way when they saw Alice walking like the wind.Peeves happily came out of the empty classroom, just in time to meet Alice oncoming, his face froze, and he floated back silently.

Hurrying slowly was still 2 minutes late. Standing at the door of the teacher, Alice took a deep breath.Being late is one thing, but don't lose your momentum.

But the scene of opening the door was a bit unexpected. Alice looked at the people sitting upright and was puzzled: "What are you doing? This is not a Potions class, you don't need to be so serious."

There are very few young wizards in the wizarding world, and there are not many people in Hogwarts at the age of seven, let alone scattered.This has led to a relatively close relationship between the students and the professor, and they are more relaxed in class.To be honest, apart from Potions class, it was the first time Alice saw the students so nervous.

"Ron Weasley, stop squatting on the ground and observing the behavior of the stool, I won't be so stupid as to set the same trap for two consecutive classes."

"Vincent Crabbe, stop staring at the ceiling. Why do you think that if I mentioned the ceiling in the last class, I will do something on it? While you are staring blankly at the ceiling, the enemy can already attack you Cast more than ten jinxes."

"Brace Zabini, although Defense Against the Dark Arts class is to cultivate your vigilance, please don't point your wand at your professor," Alice said with a smile at last, "But I have to say that you did a good job. You know, for you, I am the most dangerous existence in the entire classroom."

Blaise was a boy with dark skin and brown eyes. His already conspicuous appearance, coupled with the fact that he stayed beside the pale Draco, attracted the attention of the entire classroom.

However, he didn't feel embarrassed by it. Instead, he smiled at Alice, showing his white and healthy teeth: "Professor Hall, can my behavior that meets the Defense Against the Dark Arts class give Slytherin extra points?"

Alice was a little impressed by this boy who was not deeply impressed. At first, she thought it was just a good grade, but now it seems that he is also very clever.Just don't make the same mistake as the Weasley twins again.

There was a small cheer from Slytherin, and they all looked at Alice excitedly, expressing their desire for extra points with their eyes.

Gryffindor cried out in dissatisfaction: "It's not fair!"

"Shut up!" Draco yelled in that direction, "You can't even find a reason to add points!"

Has Draco Malfoy been a little irritable recently?Noticing Draco's extremely inattentive behavior, Alice guessed.After all, Big Malfoy is a Death Eater. Compared with other little wizards, Draco will definitely be influenced by his family.

Although Burst had already revealed the news of Voldemort's resurrection during the election and became a minister with a very high voting rate, most wizards only supported Burst's tough style and did not really believe that Voldemort had been resurrected.In addition, in order to ensure the safety of the wizarding world, Buster did not take further actions to anger Voldemort, but only strengthened the security of various public places and crowded places.

Under the circumstances that the parents around them didn't believe it, except for Draco's accident, these little wizards at Hogwarts completely forgot about Voldemort.This is why Alice wants to teach everyone to stay away from danger this semester. Their abilities cannot resist the enemy at all. The best solution is to ensure their own safety.

"One point for Slytherin, because Mr. Zabini is extremely vigilant." Amidst Gryffindor's wailing, Alice added points for Slytherin as Blaise wished.

"Okay, that's the end of the pre-class entertainment." Alice coughed and walked to the podium, "As you guessed, I also set a small trap in this class. So, did any of you find it? "

As soon as these words came out, the classroom suddenly fell silent.The little wizards looked at each other in disbelief.They have been inspected, inspected in great detail!They hadn't even touched anything but the table and chairs before Alice came in.

"Professor!" Hermione plucked up her courage and was the first to question, "There is nothing unusual about us, and after entering the classroom, I checked everything carefully and found no problems."

Alice nodded: "You are right, and you are doing the right thing. There is really nothing wrong with this classroom."

"What do you mean?" Harry asked Ron next to him, who also looked blank.

"If there is no problem in the classroom, there is a problem. I understand. It is my IQ problem." A boy in the back row complained loudly to his roommate.It's a pity that his complaining voice was not well controlled, and it was so loud that Alice could hear it.

"If you think so, I respect you," Alice pointed to the hem of Draco's wizard robe in the first row, "I thought Slytherin students would be more careful."

Everyone followed the direction of Alice's finger and saw a not-so-small white dot on Draco's wizard robe.

"I have it too."

"I have that too……"

"I'm pink!"

"I'm stronger, I'm pink and green!"

In order to prevent the students from getting off topic, Alice had to explain out loud: "As you can see, these dots were all on the way to your Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and I told Peeves to put them one by one for you. "

"It's not against the rules," said Harry, "and there was no class then."

"You can pay attention to the rules in class, but on the battlefield, no one pays attention to the rules during duels." Alice replied.

Harry still couldn't understand, after all, this was just a class, not a battlefield: "But..."

"Okay, let me give you an example. If I have a blood feud with you, I want to challenge you to a duel now. At what time, where, and in what way will you duel with me?" Alice asked.

"Midnight!" Draco in the front row rushed to answer, "The duel should be at midnight!"

Harry immediately reacted: "No, at midnight, there will always be despicable and cowardly cowards who choose to run away and give up the duel."

Before the two continued to quarrel, Alice said loudly: "In my opinion, the duel has already begun from the moment you received the dueling book."

"Put poison on the duel book, and the moment you open the envelope means death. Pretend that the duel is scheduled for the next day, sneak into your house the night before, and cast a death curse on you in your sleep. You set up countless traps on the way to the duel, to ensure that you will not die or be disabled when you stand in front of me..." Alice gasped twice after saying this long list, "There are other ways, I won't go into details one by one. said."

From the time Alice spoke the first word, no one in the classroom spoke.After Alice finished speaking, the classroom suddenly fell into dead silence.

"Yes, but it was a duel." Hermione questioned again, but this time her voice was a little trembling.

"A duel is a matter of life and death. Of course, you can be a gentleman and trustworthy in the face of life and death. The premise is that you can face death calmly," Alice said, "and as I said before, there is a bloody feud between us. Here In this case, I don’t think any means are too much.”

"So," she walked to the podium and began today's summary, "You must remain vigilant at all times. Before killing you, the enemy will not fight with you, and will not ask you if it is inconvenient."

"Yes—" In the answer this time, everyone became visibly depressed.

"So this week's homework is to search for information, use your imagination, and write "Ten Ways to Kill the Enemy by Surprise" and give it to me." Before leaving, Alice, who remembered something, added, "The one who has Boys with pink and green dots, congratulations on winning the lottery. Since your vigilance is really bad, the homework you handed in this time is twenty methods."

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The content of the fifth grade class will be slightly more

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