Hollywood Rhapsody

Chapter 234 Don't be silly, let's go to the Zhang family first!

"HAT! No, no, how can you arrange it like this? As soon as it comes up...just..." Leonardo held the script with a look of grievance and even indignation.

"Hey! Calm down, it's just a few kissing scenes. Sarah doesn't have a lot of roles in this movie. Do you want her to spend a long time with you in the crew?" Martin Scorsese gave Leon Na Duo gave a disdainful look, "Boy! You should also have some confidence in yourself. Are you worried that your fiancée who went to South Africa to spend a few months with you will be snatched away by a few kissing scenes?"

"Well, that's not sure~" Sarah, who had been holding back her laughter, made up the knife unkindly at this time, but her short sentence was more lethal than Martin Scorsese's long teasing.

Leonardo immediately covered his heart, as if blood visible to the naked eye had already smeared on his chest: "Honey, you will lose me like this, you will really lose me." Leonardo was heartbroken warn.

"Really? That might be good news for me." A voice broke into the conversation with surprise. When everyone turned their heads, they saw Matt Damon arriving late, opening his arms enthusiastically as he walked, "Come on! Sarah, my arms are open to you, let's give the paparazzi outside a dose of stimulant!"

"If this photo gets out, Leon will kill me." Shaking her head, Sarah took a step forward and had a "loving hug" with her ex-boyfriend, and even turned her head to Leon on purpose. Nadeau stuck out his tongue and made a face.

Leonardo made a forehead gesture: "Honey, do you want me and Matt to cultivate hatred from now on?"

Sarah bit her thumb and was amused, but Martin Scorsese shook his head solemnly: "In this movie, you and Matt have very little face-to-face confrontation, and only the last few scenes can be wiped out." There is a spark of hatred, so I am more worried that your hatred value will explode outside the scene, but please don't boom~~ blow up my crew!"

"Maybe we can ask the screenwriter to add a fierce fighting scene. To be honest, my fists are already a little impatient." Leonardo rolled up his sleeves, turned his wrist and raised his eyebrows at Matt Damon, " Hey, buddy! Shall we do a match? Seems like we've been meaning to do one."

"No problem! Are we going to the rooftop now?" Matt Damon also rolled up his sleeves cooperatively. According to the script, they will "fight to the death" on the rooftop.

But Martin Scorsese obviously didn't arrange it like this. The old guy rolled up the script angrily, and knocked on the heads of the two vigorous young people: "I'm glad to see you are so energetic, but I'm sorry What's more, judging from the current shooting schedule, all of your scenes today will be dedicated to Sarah. Well... If you are dissatisfied with this beautiful partner, welcome to raise your hand in protest, I would be happy to be the first in Hollywood The big-name director who kicked out the Oscar double actress from the crew."

Kick out Sarah?Change a heroine?No, of course not!Although they knew that Martin Scorsese was just joking, Matt Damon and Leonardo obediently put down their rolled-up sleeves again, and sat in rows with their makeup artists very obediently, for the official The filming started and preparations were underway, and during the period, they would quickly exchange information about the latest situation from time to time.

"I thought I would receive your wedding invitation soon, but I didn't expect you to be so calm." Matt Damon took a break and said quickly. Before he finished speaking, his stylist took the The hair dryer and comb stood behind him.

Leonardo raised his eyebrows, and when he was about to reply, he heard the whirring of the hair dryer, so the phrase "Are you invited to be the best man?" which was not without showing off, could only be twitched on the tip of his tongue aggrieved.

And this kind of aggrieved feeling was upgraded when the first scene started shooting——

What kind of experience is it to watch a former love rival hook up with your fiancée?When Leonardo answered the call of condolence from his good brother Tobey Maguire, he was standing outside the studio and was watching strongly. He replied: "What kind of experience? It's like eating a tube of extremely stimulating peppermint flavor Toothpaste, the icy feeling is unparalleled."

"You know what they're filming right now? Matt Damon is leaning on the elevator door with one hand, smiling like a big fool shot by Cupid, 'If only I could have dinner with you , I’m willing to do anything like poke someone’s heart with a fucking ice pick, ‘Listen, there’s no one else for this line.” Leonardo squeezed his throat and repeated Matt Damon’s just finished line, holding back I couldn't help but rolled my eyes at the air, and continued to complain to my friend on the other end of the phone, "Didn't he have a new relationship? Why does my eyes still make me so uncomfortable when I look at Sarah? That guy's eyes are almost glued to her. on Sarah like a snotty grinning slug."

"Uh~~ This description is really... unique." Tobey Maguire laughed awkwardly on the phone, "I said man, Matt Damon is just filming, your subjective impression is too deep Yes, and besides, are you too possessive of Sarah? Do I have to ask you to act in Sarah's emotional scenes in the future? What if I and Sarah play opposite each other one day? I will also become snot Worm Toby?"

"Please, of course you and Matt are not the same, you never took love from me before..." Leonardo kept his eyes on the set and corrected the good brother on the other end of the phone.

But Tobey Maguire asked before he finished speaking: "Wait with a knife? Wait, man, if I remember correctly, the one who was really taken away should be poor Matt Damon Sir? You have been kicked off the stage by Sarah for a long time when Mr. Damon came on the stage, right? It seems that Sarah changed from Damon's girlfriend to DiCaprio's girlfriend in less than a day, so... Be careful! My good brother! If I were Matt Damon, I might really put you on the wanted list, and I will take revenge when I get the chance."

"Really?" Leonardo's mouth was slightly open, and he muttered a word after a while, but he almost made the good brother on the other end drop the phone.

I only heard Leonardo say in a slightly smug tone: "After listening to what you said, I should have a more sense of crisis, but why do I suddenly feel an inexplicable sense of accomplishment from the bottom of my heart? Hehe, even if It was the days when we broke up, and Sarah has always loved me deeply!"

"..." Tobey Maguire, who was caught off guard and forcibly stuffed with dog food, was wearing Spider-Man's blackened battle suit at this time, thinking seriously [Take the best friend on the other end of the phone who is always showing affection and love with spider silk] The possibility of wrapping it up and throwing it far away in the corner of no man's land].

Mr. DiCaprio, who inadvertently inspired the dark side of the good brother, forcibly watched the first kiss scene between Matt Damon and his fiancee after finishing the call.In this scenario, Sarah is sitting on the cooking table, and Matt Damon will chat and laugh with her, while leaning forward to kiss her very naturally——

"Your work, what you are doing now, completely bury your talents, you are so sexy! Beautiful and sexy!" Matt Damon half-lying on the edge of the cooking table, said the words of praise Totally from the heart.

Of course, Leonardo sees this as a bubbling slug coveting the most delicate rose in his garden.

The filming went well, and the slug crawled up in front of Sarah after a few bubbles. "Are you kidding me? So you're just being funny now? Huh?" Matt Damon approached Sarah with a smile, one arm extended, fingers already lightly inserted between Sarah's blond hair, their lines and The script is written word for word, but looking at the two people in the opposite scene, it gives people the illusion that they are so relaxed and harmonious at ordinary times, and then, Matt Damon should hold the back of Sarah's head and laugh kiss up.

about to kiss...

"Ahh~"

The sneezing was earth-shattering. Behind the camera, Leonardo rubbed his nose apologetically, while spreading his hands to the two innocent people in the field: "Sorry, this temporarily painted apartment seems to be too dusty."

"Is there?" The person in charge of the props group fanned the air with his hands in confusion.

On the other hand, Martin Scorsese rolled his eyes silently in front of his face with the script, and when the script was brought down, he had already given orders to shoot the second one again, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Hey! Silly boy! Could it be Shouldn't you be praying that all the scenes between Sarah and Matt will pass? Don't you know that Matt Damon will kiss your baby Sarah over and over again if you don't know the total NG? How childish Do men interrupt shooting in this way? People in love are really stupid~~"

The slate fell again with a "snap", and this time Matt Damon successfully kissed Sarah, and his smile seemed particularly satisfied at that moment, and according to the plot, the call from the gang boss at this time will Break the kiss.

The phone rang as expected, and the prop master who had been lying on the gun before scratched his head in confusion again. I don't know if it was an illusion. When he rang the phone, it seemed that Leonardo glanced at him appreciatively!And when Sarah and Matt Damon successfully completed this section and started the second kiss scene, the prop master subconsciously paid attention to Leonardo's expression.It was still a short kiss, but this time according to the script, it was not the phone ringing but the doorbell that interrupted Sarah and Matt's affection.When the prop master rang the doorbell, he turned his head and unexpectedly met Leonardo's gratified eyes!

"This kid!" The prop master quickly responded with Leonardo's raised eyebrows of "I'll take care of things, you can rest assured", but his heart was already full of laughter - he is an old partner of Martin Scorsese who has collaborated many times. From "Gangs of New York" back then to "The Aviator" later, to "The Departed" today, and Leonardo are old acquaintances, and naturally understand each other's love.

Following the three films, Martin Scorsese's old crew members almost all witnessed Sarah Leon's emotional history. Now, the two young people are engaged, and the old guys are very relieved and happy. It's a pity that there will be less gossip when filming in the future.Unexpectedly, the old Martin invited Matt Damon into the new film because of his appreciation of "Bourne Shadow"!Almost everyone in the crew is familiar with the emotional history of the three leading actors, and they are excitedly looking forward to the official start of filming. Today, as soon as it comes up, there is a kiss scene between Matt Damon and Sarah. It is no exaggeration to say that at this moment the crew The gossip cells of all members are cheering——

"The casting of this movie is absolutely amazing! Old Martin is going to gather three leading actors to summon Godzilla at the box office! Maybe he can get a lot of Easter eggs full of slots during the filming..."

For example... Sarah and Matt Damon are having dinner in front of the camera, and the rich chocolate dessert that can give full marks is served on the table. The two have a good talk on the topic of "psychological counseling and crime". It was a scene with no difficulty at all, and everyone thought it would pass, "Freud said that the Irish are the only people who are not affected by psychoanalysis..." Matt Damon was talking eloquently, exuding a charming Male hormones, however, before the lines were finished, Sarah suddenly dropped the small spoon dipped in chocolate and cream, covering her mouth and retching!

"Ugh~Sorry~~Ugh~~" Sarah turned her head while holding the napkin.

Matt Damon still held up his little spoon and covered his face, and asked with an embarrassed smile: "Honey, are you okay? Oh~~ Are my cold jokes so bad?"

"Probably it's about this dessert, vomit~" Sarah was also very embarrassed, and could only turn her head to look for the director and the props personnel.

"Don't, don't look at me like that. This restaurant was chosen by the director himself, and the desserts were made by the chef himself." The poor props team leader was about to cry, especially when Leonardo's murderous Under his gaze, he couldn't help but flinch a little.

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"To be honest, I'm not worried about what will happen to you and Matt Damon at all. Really, am I the kind of lunatic who worries about his wife's affair all the time?" Leonardo squeezed Sarah's little hand , and then started the car and set off back to their residence in New York.Thinking of the unexpected scene before, Leonardo still couldn't help laughing, "You didn't pay attention to Matt Damon's expression just now, it was like eating a fly, haha, probably this is the first time someone Disgusted because of what he said, honey, you are such a surprise."

"Wait a minute, let me understand, do you think my nausea was intentional just now? No, of course not, how could I do such a rude, rude thing! At that time, I just smelled the aroma of chocolate and cream... ..." Sarah shook her head and laughed, Leonardo actually thought she was deliberately disgusting Matt Damon!This idea is simply a fantasy.

"But you have always liked this fragrant and attractive taste! I remember that when you finished filming "Hope", you once took Noah to lie in front of the window of a dessert shop and drool. That scene is something I will never forget "Leonardo retorted with a smile. As a competent fiancé, he knew how much delicious food Sarah had to give up in order to maintain a slim figure, such as that tempting piece of chocolate mousse. The final result was little Noah While eating, Sarah watched, while he watched with a smile all the way.

"Yeah, I clearly know that there is a delicious dessert in front of me, but I can't control my stomach, as if there is a nerve in my brain that is resisting, it's not like me at all, I have always liked this kind of sweet taste... This abnormal behavior is like... like..." Sarah said, but her voice stopped abruptly, and her eyes widened.

"What's the matter, dear? Like something?" Leonardo thought that Sarah was vomiting again, and while slowing down the car to the side, he asked worriedly, "Is it uncomfortable? You won't really be sick Right? Do we need to go to the hospital for a check-up? Better go..."

"It's okay, don't worry, it's just...give me some time to think about it..." Sarah was a little at a loss at this time, she supported her forehead with her hands weakly, and leaned against the car window, letting the night wind blow her face, she Then he murmured in a trance, "Maybe this time I really want to give you a surprise, I just hope it won't turn into a fright... probably not? Is it really?"

As she spoke, her hands subconsciously fell on her lower abdomen, and she silently calculated the safe period in her heart. During the happy time in South Africa, she and Leonardo really spared no effort to explore each other's bodies, and even the slightest protective measures were not enough. did not do it.

The car had already pulled over at this time, and every little move of Sarah was watched by Leonardo worriedly, so Leonardo's eyes also came to his fiancée's lower abdomen.Immediately afterwards, everything was like a flash of enlightenment, and it was like a flash of lightning zapping across the top of his head with an electric arc. All his questioning words were directly pinched by a big hand, and only sporadic syllables with unknown meanings came out of his throat with difficulty. Come out: "This...you...wouldn't be..."

The parking without warning caused the bodyguards and assistants in the car behind to rush over immediately. As a result, there was no emergency as imagined, no gangsters or even paparazzi, just the two bosses stuck in the car like wood. In the driver's and passenger's seats, their eyes widened and their eyes met.The senior manager Rick frowned, even though he was as experienced as he was, he still couldn't figure out which of his two big live treasures was acting.And in the next second, the performance of the two bosses left the crowd dumbfounded——

Seeing that Leonardo suddenly woke up from the petrified state, he cheered and laughed loudly, but he just opened his mouth: "We will go to the doctor right away... woo~ woo~ woo~" The next words were already eaten by Sarah's tiger He rushed forward and covered his mouth tightly, turning into a miserable murmur.

"Don't be silly, go home first! Go home first!" Sarah, one head and two big, pregnant?Are you really pregnant?Although she has raised a cheap son for seven years, this is the first time in her life. The only thing she can think of now is to rush into the bathroom with a pregnancy test stick. Remember that this house in New York seems to have one?

……

"Is there an expiration date for this thing?" Leonardo rubbed his hands nervously, "Honey, we are like reenacting "Salad" now, my God, if I make it again now, It must be able to contribute full marks to the performance.”

"Calm down! No, why are you still here? Go out first and give me a little private space, please? Mr. DiCaprio, you are spinning the top here, are you going to watch the intimate contact between me and the toilet seat?" Sarah crossed her arms and sat down on the toilet seat. Seeing Leonardo still poking in front of her eyes, she was going crazy. She took the pregnancy test stick she found on the bedside table and pointed fiercely at the door of the bathroom, "Lai Leonardo, get out! Get out!"

"Do you have to go out? Hey, my dear, which part of your body have I never kissed?" Leonardo smiled playfully, but under Sarah's fire-breathing gaze, he was finally defeated and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender. Grinning and giggling, he retreated step by step towards the door, "Ok! Follow me! Whatever you say is right..."

"Calm down, I know you're as nervous as I am..."

"Oh, don't throw me with toilet paper, I won't dawdle anymore, I'm going out now..."

The author has something to say: la la la la la la!

It is said that today I am in heavy fog in Beijing, with a thick visibility of 20 meters, hehehehehe, I just hope that a handsome guy will walk towards me slowly from the fog and give me an affectionate kiss~~~