Her Food Livestream Broke the Galaxy

Chapter 216: Soulful Imitation Show, Mo Si: Am I That Punchable?

Mo Chengyu stared at Mo Si, completely speechless. "You... Have you never learned how to talk to people?"

"Why would you talk to adorable Qiuqiu like that?"

"What’s wrong?"

"You... Your methods are just strange, aren’t they? You could have just told Qiuqiu directly that you were going to train her on entering and exiting her Sea of Spirit Power. Why did you have to do that?" It was totally just teaching her a harsh lesson.

"It makes for a more lasting memory," Mo Si said. "Have you forgotten? Our teacher enlightened us the same way."

And that was how both Mo Si and Mo Chengyu became outstanding spiritual power masters in the Federation.

Mo Chengyu didn’t argue the point. She hummed in agreement. "Right, our teacher enlightened us that way. And after being ’enlightened’ like that once, I was mad at Teacher Rita for three to five days. Have you forgotten?"

It had been a long time... He seemed to have forgotten the details.

"You’re such a bad older brother! How could you forget your little sister’s shining moment of resisting tyranny!" Mo Chengyu ribbed him for a bit before saying, quite seriously, "If it’s a teacher you don’t know, that method is fine, I guess. But when it comes from someone you know, it feels really bad."

"And then that line about how Qiuqiu can’t hurt you—"

"?"

"Were you trying to mock her?"

Mo Si gave her a look of utter confusion, like an old man trying to figure out a smartphone, a giant question mark practically hovering over his head. "Why would you think that?"

"Hmm..."

"Ah, it seems I’ve misjudged you, dear brother."

Mo Chengyu suddenly stood and patted Mo Si’s shoulder. "I thought you were only like this with me. Now that I see you’re like this with everyone, I feel much better!"

"Just say what you mean. Stop being so passive-aggressive," Mo Si said, looking at her.

"I won’t say it. I’ll show you." Mo Chengyu immediately turned and waved to Zuo Kai. "Zuo Kai, come over here for a second! Hurry!"

Then, sitting on the sofa, Mo Chengyu began to channel her brother, using the conversation he’d just described to reenact his talk with Jiang Qiuqiu.

As siblings who had spent many years together, Mo Chengyu bore a certain resemblance to Mo Si, not just in her looks but in her mannerisms as well.

And so, Mo Si found himself watching a very punchable version of himself:

With a slight smile, she said, "Come, Zuo Kai. Hold your hand out in front of me."

Zuo Kai: ?

"Quickly, put it in front of me." Mo Chengyu’s voice was low. "You must be swift when following an order."

Zuo Kai had just been chatting with the Right Protector by the door and had no idea what was going on. But seeing both his superiors staring at him, he timidly held out his left hand in front of Mo Chengyu.

Then, in a flash, Mo Chengyu’s hand shot up. With the speed of a striking viper, she lightly tapped the back of Zuo Kai’s hand.

Before he could even look confused, Mo Chengyu fixed him with an instructive gaze. "I’ve told you before, don’t just blindly obey anyone’s orders. I tell you to hold out your hand, and you hold out your hand. What if next time I tell you to stick your neck out? You need to know how to protect yourself."

’What in the world is going on?’ Zuo Kai’s expression was one of someone who wanted to speak but held his tongue.

Then, Mo Chengyu added, "Quick. Now, hit me."

"...?"

Zuo Kai was stunned. He immediately shook his head. "Director, please don’t joke like that. I’m your guard, how could I possibly hit you? I—"

"I’m not asking you to physically strike me." Mo Chengyu put on a deadpan expression, just like Mo Si’s. "Use a Spiritual Attack on me."

"But—"

"You can use your full strength. Don’t worry. You can’t hurt me."

After running through the whole routine, Mo Chengyu dropped the act. A mischievous grin spread across her face as she looked at Mo Si. "Bro! Seeing it from another perspective, don’t you think you sound totally punchable when you talk like that? Hahaha."

"..."

"You. Come here."