Her Food Livestream Broke the Galaxy

Chapter 193: What Lousy Fans! Their Logic Is Insane

Was everyone curious?

Of course they were. Everyone’s human, how could they not be?

But this curiosity was limited to discussions within their community, and it died down when nothing came of it. After all, wasn’t the food delicious? Could they even manage to snag a slot every day? What if they made Juju unhappy and she cut the daily slots by a hundred or two hundred million? Would they have to go to heaven to find a meal?

—These paid commenters are so damn boring. Who would be stupid enough to get on Juju’s bad side?

—They’re so annoying. What if Juju gets upset? I count on her food to go with my Nutrient Liquid every day. So annoying.

—All this whining. I just want to know where this latest wave of paid commenters is coming from. Why don’t we just crowdfund and buy out this crappy studio? They’re so irritating.

Everyone vented their anger in the community.

Then, some goofball from who-knows-what-school suddenly appeared and asked a question:

—Disclaimer: I’m just asking, no ill will, and this isn’t a malicious guess about Juju. I’m just curious. Everyone says Juju doesn’t show her face because she’s not that good-looking, so I was wondering (whispering)... would she like a handsome guy who’s got a pretty face but is otherwise useless?

I’m half-tempted to try living off my looks... by offering my, uh, *services*.

The moment the comment was posted, it caused a huge stir.

Yeah, apparently (and this is the key part), people tend to like things they don’t have. So, if Juju wasn’t that good-looking, would she be really into handsome guys?

Would she be willing to support a bunch of male university students who were good-looking but useless at everything else?

The comment instantly went viral. Some mischief-maker seized the opportunity and quickly started a new thread in the community: [Would you like someone who isn’t that good-looking but has amazing cooking skills and is as cute as Juju?]

—Thanks for the invite, here to answer the question. OP, are you dreaming? I know it’s nighttime, but you’re dreaming way too big.

The second poster, however, answered the question quite seriously.

—What nonsense is this? What does being pretty or not have to do with anything? I’m specifically looking for someone ordinary-looking. So, Juju, when are you going to tell me your address?

Starting from the third reply, the thread went off-topic again.

—Everyone’s being too subtle. Allow me to be more direct! I, Zhou Zheng, campus heartthrob of Luo Fei Military Academy, am skilled at pounding meat patties, kneading dough, and rolling meatballs. I’m also great at uploading tasting slots (though I do occasionally lose some data during the upload). Below is my photo. If I catch your eye, Juju, you can DM my terminal: 3...58ac..luofei.

Attached photo: A boy with a brilliant smile sitting on the shoulder of a Mecha.

It actually seemed pretty tempting!

And so, a second person quickly appeared.

—Same as the guy above. As men, we should be more direct! I, Dong Mo, class heartthrob of Federation University’s College of Art. While I’m not good at kneading dough, rolling meatballs, or pounding meat patties, I’m an expert at cinematography. My skills leave camera bots 280 blocks in the dust. Below is my photo. If you’re interested, you can add my terminal: 00..54....

Attached photo: A man in a black hat, trench coat, and medium-length hair tied in a half-ponytail held an antique-style camera in one hand. The camera obscured half his face, but the visible part revealed thin lips and phoenix eyes—the very picture of refined handsomeness.

—Following the last guy. I have no name and no school. I don’t know how to do anything; I only know how to make a lady happy. No need for tens of thousands of Star Coins, just provide three meals a day. I can tell you "I love you" every day. Interested? Add terminal: 22..111xx...

Attached photo: A beautiful young man resting his chin on his hand, a surprised smile on his face.

...

The first one appeared, then the second, and the third.

How long until the Nth and the NNth showed up?

The thread quickly shot to the top of the trending list in Jiang Jiujiu’s community, a bizarre mix of goofy comedy and handsome men. When the members of Qingshan Green Water Studio logged in, the first thing they saw was this thread that sounded even more like paid trolls than they did.

Then they clicked on it and saw: ???

What kind of bizarre species of fans were these?