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Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!
Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!
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Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.
Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.
Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.
The problem?
• She’s a literal infant.
• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.
• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.
Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?
Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.
Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.
The problem?
• She’s a literal infant.
• Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.
• Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.
Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?
- Chapter 1 1: My Moms Are Tyrants, and I Haven’t Even Been Born Yet
- Chapter 2 2: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis
- Chapter 3 3: My Luxurious Prison and the Tyrant Parade
- Chapter 4 4: The Tyrant Baby’s Most Humiliating Trial Yet
- Chapter 5 5: The Art of Befriending Terrified Maids
- Chapter 6 6: The Tyrant Baby’s Greatest Humiliation Yet
- Chapter 7 7: The Tyrant Baby’s First Crisis
- Chapter 8 8: The Tyrant Baby Sees Herself
- Chapter 9 9: The Tyrant Princess Steps Into the World
- Chapter 10 10: The Tyrant Princess and Her First Mission Make a Friend
- Chapter 11 11: A Friend
- Chapter 12 12: Overprotective Tyrants and a Very Unfortunate Boy
- Chapter 13 13: Negotiating with Tyrants
- Chapter 14 14: A Royal Dinner, a Secret Reward, and a Bedtime Tale
- Chapter 15 15: The Tyrant Princess Meets the Grand Tyrants
- Chapter 16 16: The Tyrant Princess Collects Grandparents Like Treasure Hoarders
- Chapter 17 17: The Tyrant Princess vs. Overprotective Warlords
- Chapter 18 18: Training, Suffering, and an Unwanted Letter
- Chapter 19 19: A Highly Dangerous Friendship
- Chapter 20 20: A Lesson in Chaos and Terror
- Chapter 21 21: Diplomacy, Explosions, and an Unfortunate Mission
- Chapter 22 22: Monsters, Panic, and an Overprotective Mother
- Chapter 23 23: Annihilation in Motion
- Chapter 24 24: A Spear to the Heart and Flirting in the Aftermath
- Chapter 25 25: The Aftermath of Madness and the Power of Charm
- Chapter 26 26: A Game of Questionable Decisions and an Unexpected Dinner
- Chapter 27 27: The Birth of Something Terrifying
- Chapter 28 28: The Art of Not Exploding Yourself
- Chapter 29 29: The Morning After a Magical Crisis
- Chapter 30 30: The Mystery of the Missing MP
- Chapter 31 31: Grandparental Intervention and the Wrath of Elders
- Chapter 32 32: The Battle for Grandparental Supremacy
- Chapter 33 33: A Visit to the Orphanage (With a Full Royal Entourage)
- Chapter 34 34: The Most Overprotected Orphanage Tour in History
- Chapter 35 35: Corruption, Murder, and a Good Night’s Sleep
- Chapter 36 36: Grandparental Magic Training (and Absolute Chaos)
- Chapter 37 37: The Tyrants Go Hunting
- Chapter 38 38: The Grand Treasure Hunt
- Chapter 39 39: Tyrant Lessons 101
- Chapter 40 40: The Calm Before the Chaos
- Chapter 41 41: The Calm Before the Execution (Or So I Thought)
- Chapter 42 42: What pleases you
- Chapter 43 43: A Quiet Dinner, Ruined
- Chapter 44 44: The Morning of Madness
- Chapter 45 45: A Parade of Poor Choices
- Chapter 46 46: An Unexpected Gift
- Chapter 47 47: Dressed for Domination
- Chapter 48 48: A Gathering of Power
- Chapter 49 49: A Battle of Egos
- Chapter 50 50: The Coolest, the Strongest, the Smartest
- Chapter 51 51: A Very Unfortunate Guest
- Chapter 52 52: A Feast of Sugar and Regret
- Chapter 53 53: The Battle of Gifts
- Chapter 54 54: The Gifts of Rivals
- Chapter 55 55: The Grand Finale
- Chapter 56 56: After the Chaos
- Chapter 57 57: The Spectacle of Justice
- Chapter 58 58: The Weight of Reality
- Chapter 59 59: The Art of Deception
- Chapter 60 60: A Picnic of Tyrants
- Chapter 61 61: The Tyrant’s New Pet
- Chapter 62 62: Morning with a dragon
- Chapter 63 63: Tyrant Training
- Chapter 64 64: A Friendly Visit, Sort Of
- Chapter 65 65: Dragons, Children, and Questionable Decisions
- Chapter 66 66: The Art of Defiance
- Chapter 67 67: A Meal, a Monster, and a Slightly More Dangerous Future
- Chapter 68 68: The Strategy and the Armor of a Tyrant
- Chapter 69 69: A Morning of Regrets
- Chapter 70 70: The Tyrant’s Abyss
- Chapter 71 71: A Minor Structural Incident
- Chapter 72 72: The Villain’s Lament
- Chapter 73 73: The Art of Psychological Warfare
- Chapter 74 74: The First-Ever Tyrant Horse Race
- Chapter 75 75: The Tyrants’ Interrogation
- Chapter 76 76: The Grand Tour
- Chapter 77 77: The Question That Should Never Be Asked
- Chapter 78 78: Breakfast and Baby Talk
- Chapter 79 79: Echoes of a Former Life
- Chapter 80 80: Unwanted Sibling Therapy
- Chapter 81 81: Three Years Later
- Chapter 82 82: One Last Visit
- Chapter 83 83: A Welcome Fit for a Tyrant
- Chapter 84 84: Royal Oversight and Parental Control
- Chapter 85 85: A Schedule of Suffering
- Chapter 86 86: Etiquette of the Damned
- Chapter 87 87: Dining with Disaster
- Chapter 88 88: Midnight Mischief and Misadventures
- Chapter 89 89: Lessons Learned the Hard Way
- Chapter 90 90: Main obstacles
- Chapter 91 91: Secrets in the Dark
- Chapter 92 92: Answers I Never Wanted
- Chapter 93 93: Secrets Beneath the Surface
- Chapter 94 94: Out of Control
- Chapter 95 95: Consequences of Chaos
- Chapter 96 96: A Day Without Chaos
- Chapter 97 97: Mirror, Mirror
- Chapter 98 98: Parent Trap
- Chapter 99 99: A Dragon Goes to School
- Chapter 100 100: Hide and Seek, Tyrant Style
- Chapter 101 101: Rewards, Regrets, and Revelations
- Chapter 102 102: A Picnic Interrupted
- Chapter 103 103: Picnic Crashers
- Chapter 104 104: Sacrifices
- Chapter 105 105: In the Hands of Vilain
- Chapter 106 106: A Very Poor Decision
- Chapter 107 107: Everyone breaks eventually
- Chapter 108 108: Fractured Silence
- Chapter 109 109: Blocking Elyzara’s magical signature
- Chapter 110 110: Chains and Other Annoyances
- Chapter 111 111: Sneaking Around for Beginners
- Chapter 112 112: Subtlety Was Overrated Anyway
- Chapter 113 113: The Art of Overkill
- Chapter 114 114: When Reality Comes Knocking
- Chapter 115 115: Employment Hazards
- Chapter 116 116: Even Tyrants Have Feelings
- Chapter 117 117: Tyrants, Tears, and Tactical Discussions
- Chapter 118 118: Injuries and Other Inconveniences
- Chapter 119 119: Secret Kisses and Wedding Predictions
- Chapter 120 120: Dragons, Debts, and Divine Disbelief
- Chapter 121 121: Files, Flames, and Feelings (Ugh)
- Chapter 122 122: Friends, Family, and Unexpected Tears
- Chapter 123 123: Of Secrets, Kisses, and Traumatized Best Friends
- Chapter 124 124: Scars and Secrets
- Chapter 125 125: Terms of Return
- Chapter 126 126: Eyes in the Walls
- Chapter 127 127: Last Night at the Palace
- Chapter 128 128: Two Years Later
- Chapter 129 129: The Vampire and the Tyrant
- Chapter 130 130: Fangs and Fire
- Chapter 131 131: Echoes in the Walls
- Chapter 132 132: Marked
- Chapter 133 133: The Pact
- Chapter 134 134: Memories That Never Were
- Chapter 135 135: Truth
- Chapter 136 136: Avoidance Tactics
- Chapter 137 137: Report and Regrets
- Chapter 138 138: Doors Were Made for a Reason
- Chapter 139 139: Engagement Energy
- Chapter 140 140: The Morning Menace
- Chapter 141 141: Strange Familiarity
- Chapter 142 142: The Art of Saying Hi
- Chapter 143 143: Disaster Club Reunited
- Chapter 144 144: The Forbidden Wing
- Chapter 145 145: Memories That Aren't Mine
- Chapter 146 146: Ghosts on the Wall
- Chapter 147 147: Mornings Are Overrated
- Chapter 148 148: Awkward Truths
- Chapter 149 149: Operation Clueless
- Chapter 150 150: The Vampire and the Dream
- Chapter 151 151: A Day at the Beach
- Chapter 152 152: Sudden Notifications
- Chapter 153 153: When Shadows Wake
- Chapter 154 154: Fires of Rebellion
- Chapter 155 155: Unwelcome Reunions
- Chapter 156 156: Thorns and Thistles
- Chapter 157 157: Velmorian Bedtime, Part I
- Chapter 158 158: Velmorian Bedtime, Part II
- Chapter 159 159: Ink, Teeth, and Stolen Minutes
- Chapter 160 160: The Mirror Doesn't Lie
- Chapter 161 161: All Hail the Drama Club
- Chapter 162 162: Palace Summons
- Chapter 163 163: Bloodline Bound
- Chapter 164 164: Empress and Flame
- Chapter 165 165: System Update: You Are Screwed
- Chapter 166 166: Vampires,
- Chapter 167 167: Palace Intrigue
- Chapter 168 168: How Not to Plan a Rescue Mission
- Chapter 169 169: Family Meetings and How to Survive Them
- Chapter 170 170: The Artifact Test
- Chapter 171 171: Library Shenanigans
- Chapter 172 172: The Night We Don't Talk About
- Chapter 173 173: Potion Day Disaster
- Chapter 174 174: Reflections Rewritten
- Chapter 175 175: The Glass Cell and the Burning Name
- Chapter 176 176: Strange
- Chapter 177 177: Possessiveness
- Chapter 178 178: Foxes in the Henhouse
- Chapter 179 179: A Prisoner’s Playbook
- Chapter 180 180: Something was off.
- Chapter 181 181: Search and Rescue (and Ruin My Boots)
- Chapter 182 182: One way to redecorate
- Chapter 183 183: Show-off
- Chapter 184 184: Something was off
- Chapter 185 185: What’s gotten into you
- Chapter 186 186: Villain ?
- Chapter 187 187: S
- Chapter 188 188: Truly alone
- Chapter 189 189: Arcanum is under siege?
- Chapter 190 190: First Kiss
- Chapter 191 191: We don’t have to talk about it
- Chapter 192 192: The Phoenix Study Group
- Chapter 193 193: Sabotage and Schemes
- Chapter 194 194: What are we ?
- Chapter 195 195: Lessons in Leadership
- Chapter 196 196: The Spark in the Shadows
- Chapter 197 197: A Royal Reckoning
- Chapter 198 198: Parental Dread and Precautions
- Chapter 199 199: Vampires, Letters, and Other Dangerous Games
- Chapter 200 200: Velka poem
- Chapter 201 201: Conversations in the Dark
- Chapter 202: War Councils
- Chapter 203 203: The Art of Disastrous Romance
- Chapter 204: Other Unscheduled Incidents
- Chapter 205: The Case of the Disappearing Homework
- Chapter 206: Spontaneous Song
- Chapter 207: A Minor Catastrophe of the Heart
- Chapter 208: The Art of Denial
- Chapter 209: The Perils of Romance
- Chapter 210: The Art of Listening to a Revolution
- Chapter 211: Siblings, Scones, and Small Revolutions
- Chapter 212: The Serious Business of Mischief
- Chapter 213: Spells, Siblings, and the Art of Not Panicking
- Chapter 214: How to Start a Miracle
- Chapter 215: The Croissant Accord
- Chapter 216: Something Like Hope
- Chapter 217: Circles of Glass and Truth
- Chapter 218: Bread, Knives, and the Space Between
- Chapter 219: Paper Daggers
- Chapter 220: Dawn at the Edge of Certainty
- Chapter 221 221: Half-Baked Sunrise
- Chapter 222 222: The Ledger and the Labyrinth
- Chapter 223: Lanterns in the Ledger
- Chapter 224: The Fracture
- Chapter 225: Help fix your parents’ mistakes
- Chapter 226: Fire Without Flame
- Chapter 227: Knives in the Dark
- Chapter 228: The Shape of the Morning After
- Chapter 229: The Alchemy of Wooing a Vampire
- Chapter 230: Sunlight and Small Promises
- Chapter 231: The Daily Miracles
- Chapter 232: The Shape of Tomorrow
- Chapter 233: The Breaking Point
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