Chapter 73: No Such Service
Chapter 73: No Such Service
Upon hearing Xu Xiangbei say they could take whatever they wanted, Ding Keke’s face flushed slightly. She wasn’t as shameless as Xu Xiangbei. "Isn’t that a bit too much? We’ve already bought the clothes we needed, let’s go back."
Qian Duoduo lit a cigarette for Xu Xiangbei first, then took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to Ding Keke. "Hehe, nothing wrong with it, here’s my business card. As long as you like something in this mall, just take it with this card. You don’t have to worry about anything else."
The card felt heavy in her hand and glittered under the light. It turns out the card was surrounded by a border of gold threads, with a unique and exquisite design. It wasn’t just a business card; it was practically a gold ornament.
At the bottom was a line of small text. Upon closer inspection, it read: Specially made by Zhou Fu Gold Shop, 24K pure gold.
Women have a special fondness for gold jewelry, and Ding Keke couldn’t believe her eyes. She beamed as she asked the pale-faced chubby guy, "Is it really gold?"
Qian Duoduo’s white, chubby face showed a hint of flaunting. "Of course it’s real gold. Do you think someone named Qian Duoduo would use fake gold?"
Upon hearing the card was made of gold, Xu Xiangbei quickly snatched it and grew more pleased with it the more he looked. "What else would you expect from someone named Qian Duoduo? Even his business cards have gold in them."
Qian Duoduo let out a dry chuckle and said smugly, "It’s nothing extraordinary, but quite unique."
Xu Xiangbei extended his big hand. "Why didn’t you give me one? One is too few. How about giving me a box of them? I’ve got lots of relatives and friends; I’ll give each of them one."
Qian Duoduo’s proud expression froze on his face. These cards each required five grams of gold and weren’t some flyers to be handed out to everyone.
He reluctantly took out the last five or six cards from his pocket and handed them to Xu Xiangbei. "These cards are custom-made, and I don’t usually carry many with me. This is all that’s left. But if Brother Bei likes gold, there’s a Zhou Fu Gold Shop jewelry counter downstairs; you can take whatever you like."
Xu Xiangbei squinted with joy, stuffed the gold business cards into his pocket, and chuckled, "No problem, next time you print more, give me two boxes."
The plump woman helped her husband up, and the stench spread. Xu Xiangbei pinched his nose and blocked their way, scaring the plump woman and President Zhao who trembled and backed away as if they had seen a ghost.
"Remember, people must have character, honor the order of arrival, don’t think you can do anything because you have money, and don’t bully others, or you’ll get beaten again."
After all, being a merchant in the mall, Qian Duoduo asked while pinching his nose, "Is he alright? Does he need to go to the hospital?"
Xu Xiangbei casually gestured, "It’s nothing, he won’t die. This is just a simple punishment method called ’tendon splitting and bone dislocation’. It’s nothing serious, just moving the bones back and forth to separate the tendons from the bones. Rest assured, it won’t cause much damage to the bones; in a hundred days, it will be fine—it’s just too painful, even I can’t handle it."
Xu Xiangbei spoke lightly, but President Zhao and his wife listened in horror.
The plump woman had just stopped crying. Frightened again, she cried out loud and quickly helped President Zhao escape far away, afraid that Xu Xiangbei might use this torture on them again.
Not only was the plump woman scared, but Bald Director Zhang, who had previously offended Xu Xiangbei, was also terrified, his forehead covered in cold sweat. He stuttered, "Bro-Brother Xu, is there anything I can help with?"
"Oh, my car is a bit dirty."
The bald man promised, "No problem. When you return to the parking lot after shopping, I guarantee your Ferrari will be polished to shine like new."
"Oh, thank you then."
The bald man grinned fawningly, "No trouble, it’s my duty."
After saying that, he led the security guards to clean Xu Xiangbei’s car.
Qian Duoduo chuckled dryly, "Brother Bei, when can you teach me to drive a sports car?"
Xu Xiangbei patted the gold business cards in his pocket, "Just wait a few days. I have your number, when I’m free, I’ll call you."
Qian Duoduo looked delighted, "That’s great, I’ll wait for your call."
Xu Xiangbei playfully mimicked making a phone call, "Wait for my call."
Having Qian Duoduo’s gold card was even more convenient than a gold card. A gold card still required swiping, signing, and deducting fees. With Qian Duoduo’s gold card, just show it to the shopkeeper, and you could leave with the goods immediately.
Xu Xiangbei didn’t usually like shopping in malls, but today he felt it was the most meaningful shopping trip of his life.
Xu Xiangbei beamed, "Let’s go buy some gold. Qian Duoduo said we could take whatever we wanted. How about I get you a big gold bracelet?"
Ding Keke shook her head, looked around, and saw a Sister Fen lingerie store. She had long wanted to buy some fitting lingerie.
"No, I want to buy something else."
"What could be more attractive than gold?"
Ding Keke couldn’t say it outright and laughed, "It’s women’s stuff. You don’t need to get involved."
Xu Xiangbei grinned mischievously, "Is it sanitary pads?"
Ding Keke’s face blushed slightly, "You don’t know anything, don’t talk nonsense."
In Sister Fen’s lingerie shop, various types of women’s lingerie hung on the walls. Ding Keke was fully focused on choosing the lingerie she liked.
Even though it was all women’s lingerie and didn’t directly concern Xu Xiangbei, following behind Ding Keke, he was even more excited than she was. It was his first time in a women’s lingerie store, and he was amazed to find such beautiful underwear.
Every time he saw a piece, his mind would wander to imagine what Ding Keke would look like wearing it in front of him, or even what Gu Xiangyi’s sister would look like in it.
When Ding Keke finally chose her lingerie, Xu Xiangbei still looked worried about losing and gaining.
Xu Xiangbei yelled and shouted, attracting the shop assistants’ and customers’ attention, who looked at them with amused expressions.
Ding Keke’s face turned crimson as she snatched the panties from Xu Xiangbei’s hands and scolded coquettishly, "Keep your voice down. These are women’s things; why are you meddling? It’s none of your business what underwear I buy."
Xu Xiangbei giggled, "These lingerie look so nice. You women are really something, covering them all up and not letting men see them, isn’t that such a waste."
Ding Keke pouted angrily, "Not letting you see, you big pervert."
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