Gorgeous Female Tenants

Chapter 57 - s China no.1

To be honest, Xu Xiangbei was never someone who cared about dignity.

He watched as Old Man Chen fainted, opened the car door, fished a lighter out of Old Man Chen’s pocket, lit a cigarette with satisfaction, took a deep drag, and then swaggered over to the Ferrari.

"Hey, beautiful, open up!"

Xu Xiangbei knocked on the car door.

Black Rose gave Xu Xiangbei a disgusted look. She hated secondhand smoke, especially in such an enclosed space.

Knock knock knock.

"Open sesame!" Xu Xiangbei made a face at the person inside the car.

"Idiot."

Black Rose rolled her eyes.

"Little bunny, open the door, open it up quick, I want to come in..." Xu Xiangbei pleaded with a playful grin.

"Childish."

Black Rose snorted coldly, still unmoved.

For some reason, when she saw Xu Xiangbei ram into Old Man Chen without hesitation to avenge her, she felt quite touched.

But, as soon as she saw Xu Xiangbei’s cheeky smile, she couldn’t help but feel repulsed again.

Hmph, a poor loser like you wants to court me?

Black Rose had so many suitors, every one of them young and successful,

while Xu Xiangbei, a guy who couldn’t even stand out on the street, dared to think he could win her over?

Ugh, don’t even think about it!

"Hey, you shameless girl, are you asking for it?"

Xu Xiangbei stomped his foot in frustration, impatiently knocking on the car door: "If you don’t open this door, I’ll take off my pants in front of your car! And claim you harassed me!"

Saying this, he made a move as if to unbutton his pants.

Black Rose smirked, raising her chin as if ready to enjoy Xu Xiangbei’s show, without any intention of opening the door.

Seeing Black Rose’s non-reaction, Xu Xiangbei had no choice but to grit his teeth and start pulling down his pants.

His shorts had already been torn; with a simple pull, they came off, revealing a pair of Mickey Mouse underwear underneath.

Noticing the cars behind him starting to catch up, Xu Xiangbei glanced at the mountaintop, shook his head, and leaned against the car door, smoking idly: "If I’d known, I wouldn’t have joined this race; wasted five thousand bucks without getting anything..."

Xu Xiangbei knew taking the first place was out of the question.

By now, Jack had probably reached the mountaintop to claim the flag.

"Hey, don’t face your butt at me!"

Seeing Xu Xiangbei carelessly smoking with his butt practically blocking the whole window, Black Rose finally couldn’t help but roll down the window, glaring at him fiercely.

"Relax, I’m just brushing against it, not going in."

Xu Xiangbei turned his head and grinned at Black Rose, then added, "You won’t get pregnant."

"Just brushing against it and not going in?"

"Won’t get pregnant?"

Black Rose could barely understand the first part, but the second part made her curse inwardly—what does he mean by "won’t get pregnant"?

"You pervert, if you try and take advantage of me again, I’ll break your third leg!"

Black Rose gritted her teeth.

Xu Xiangbei shook his head with a laugh, reached inside the window to unlock the door, and plopped into the Ferrari, winking at Black Rose: "Come on, I’ll take you to win the championship!"

"Championship?"

Black Rose shook her head with a sneer, "By now, Jack’s probably already at the top of the mountain, can’t catch up."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Xu Xiangbei declared boldly, "If I can catch up to you guys in a Santana, if I drive a Ferrari, you’d be eating my dust. Let’s switch seats so I can deal with that Jack."

"You..."

Just as Black Rose started to speak, Xu Xiangbei climbed over towards the driver’s seat, his wild movements scaring her into quickly getting out of the car, afraid this shameless guy would assault her right there.

Dealing with a guy who’d strip at the drop of a hat, Black Rose didn’t dare let him mess around.

Once out of the car, facing the mountain breeze, Black Rose rubbed her temples, feeling a bit more sober.

Beep! Beep!

Impatiently, Xu Xiangbei honked the horn. Black Rose, though reluctant, climbed into the passenger seat. She really had no choice. In this desolate place, if she relied on her feet to get down the mountain, she might not make it by morning.

Vroom...

As soon as Black Rose got in, barely fastening her seatbelt, the Ferrari roared and zoomed off.

The mountaintop.

Jack’s GTR came to a smooth stop, and as the car door opened, the towering Jack took out a cigar, lit it, and, with the sultry lady beside him, walked happily towards the flag planted at the pinnacle.

At the foot of the mountain, all the spectators held their breath, eyes fixed on the mountaintop.

Due to the angle, people at the bottom couldn’t see clearly what was happening at the top, just the glow from the headlights.

"Look, somebody’s reached the top!"

"No doubt, it must be Jack who snagged the championship! Truly worthy of being the underground racing king of France, a former pro racer, gotta respect that!"

"Even Old Man Chen lost to Jack; this is the gap between amateurs and pros!"

The crowd buzzed with discussions, all assuming Jack had taken the flag and the championship.

Vroom...

Just as Jack was about to pull out the flag and attach it to his GTR, a Ferrari roared in with a slick drift, coming to a steady stop next to the GTR.

As the door opened, Xu Xiangbei, clad only in boxers, stepped out and shouted at Jack, "Hey, blondie, hand over the flag, or I’ll break your legs!"

"Oh, a guy in cartoon underwear, daring to challenge me? Let me tell you, you Huaxia people are all just sick men of East Asia!"

Jack sneered, looking down at Xu Xiangbei’s Mickey Mouse boxers, his disdain growing even more evident: "Come on then, show me your Huaxia kung fu!"

Saying this, he struck a boxing pose.

Thud!

Xu Xiangbei rolled his eyes in exasperation, twisted his waist sharply, pushed off, and delivered a fierce kick, knocking Jack to the ground.

"Ah, my stomach hurts..."

Jack cursed a few times in English before whining in awkward Chinese.

Xu Xiangbei planted a foot on Jack’s chest, face flushed as he managed to utter in English, "China No.1, Blondie No.2, understand?"

"Got it, I got it!"

Blondie nodded quickly, not daring to defy further.

"What? You still dare move when I’ve got you underfoot?"

Xu Xiangbei delivered another kick to Jack’s chest, and with a pig-like squeal, Jack curled up like a shrimp.

The sultry lady nearby screamed continuously, fearfully watching Xu Xiangbei.

"Dare to move?"

Xu Xiangbei glanced at Jack.

"Touched?"

Jack froze, rolling his eyes in exasperation.

Getting kicked to the ground, and feeling touched?

If Xu Xiangbei were to finish him off, would he have to feel grateful?

Wisely, Jack chose to keep silent.

Feeling a bit bored, Xu Xiangbei turned to the sultry lady with a small smile: "How was that, Huaxia kung fu impressive, right?"

"Impressive, very impressive!"

Like a chick pecking grains, the sultry lady nodded, timidly eyeing Xu Xiangbei.

"I’ll tell you a secret, my bedroom skills are even better. Let’s spar sometime!"

Xu Xiangbei whispered, leaning close to the lady, then hoisted Jack like a chick, saying, "Blondie, I’m taking this flag. But, we Huaxia people always conquer with virtue. Here’s your chance. How about a rematch, whoever gets down the mountain first keeps the flag, how ’bout that?"

"Great, a gentleman’s word is as good as a bond."

Jack brightened at this, eagerly agreeing.

"It’s a gentleman’s word, harder to catch than eight horses, you’re really uneducated."

Xu Xiangbei lectured with a straight face.

"Ah, a gentleman’s word, harder than eight horses."

Jack blushed, nodding meekly, "I’ve only been studying Chinese for a bit over two years, not very cultured."

In the Ferrari, Black Rose watched both bemused and speechless.

Truly, it’s not the rogue that’s scary, but the rogue with culture!