Chapter 48 - s: The head can be severed, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up.
Chapter 48 - s: The head can be severed, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up.
"Help, I’m being murdered by my own husband..."
Xu Xiangbei lay sprawled out on the ground, calling out dramatically.
Murdered by her own husband?
Black Rose and Chen Xin exchanged silent glances; this guy is shameless, isn’t he?
Sees a pretty girl and instantly considers her his wife?
"Miss, I’m telling you, I fell because of you, so I need some hugs and kisses to get up. Otherwise, I’ll call the police, and you’ll be waiting for me to extort money from you."
Xu Xiangbei lay on the ground, unperturbed by the disdainful looks from the librarian and others, cheekily acting like a rascal.
Black Rose couldn’t be bothered with Xu Xiangbei, expressionlessly took out her phone and dialed a number: "Hello, is this Wang Daliang, the sports department head? I heard you’re looking for someone named Xu Xiangbei, right, I’ve found him on the first floor of the library. Hurry and bring your people over."
She said this, hung up the phone, and looked sympathetically at Xu Xiangbei pretending to be dead.
"Wow, honey, you’re too ruthless, you actually betrayed me!"
Xu Xiangbei quickly got up and glared at Black Rose: "Aren’t you afraid I’ll get beaten to death and you’ll have to stay celibate widowed for the rest of your life?"
"If you don’t want me to kick your third leg and become the last eunuch of this century, you’d better not joke with this lady, or you’ll regret it."
Black Rose’s voice was cold, and as she spoke, her toes slightly dug into the ground with force, her knee bent, as if she might kick Xu Xiangbei’s lower body at any moment.
Xu Xiangbei, a master, seeing Black Rose’s movements, felt a chill in his lower body and wisely kept his mouth shut.
"Chen Xin, is she your best friend? She’s really beautiful. When you treat me to a meal later, can you bring her along too?"
Xu Xiangbei flirted shamelessly, smiling as he looked at Chen Xin.
"You..."
Chen Xin looked at Xu Xiangbei with some distaste.
Initially, she had a good impression of Xu Xiangbei, thinking him excellent in medicine and heroic, but now all that goodwill had been worn away.
Humph, all men in the world are the same, seeing a pretty girl makes them lose strength, unable to move.
Chen Xin’s figure and appearance were quite outstanding compared to normal girls, a genuine little beauty.
However, compared to a campus beauty like Black Rose, she naturally falls several levels behind.
The first time Xu Xiangbei saw Black Rose, he couldn’t help but flirt, completely ignoring Chen Xin’s presence, and had no intention of apologizing to her, which thoroughly chilled her heart.
"Let’s go."
Black Rose rolled her eyes, grabbed Chen Xin’s hand, and turned to leave.
"Miss, don’t go, even if I lose a bit, how about we go Dutch?"
Xu Xiangbei hurriedly chased out of the library, calling out to the stylish Black Rose in a leather jacket.
"Loser, if you don’t have money, don’t come out trying to hit on girls."
Black Rose dismissed him with disdain, hopped onto her motorcycle, cranked the throttle, and roared away without looking back.
Eating together, going Dutch?
One must know that just at Jiangcheng University, men wanting to treat Black Rose to a meal could line up from the men’s dormitory to the women’s dormitory, each one a young talent.
Xu Xiangbei, wearing shabby clothes, wanted to invite Black Rose to dinner, and even proposed going Dutch, which was utterly laughable.
Xu Xiangbei stood alone at the library entrance, gazing wistfully at Black Rose’s departing figure, heaved a heavy sigh.
"Young man, stop dreaming about the impossible like a frog wanting to eat swan meat. There’s a saying, how does it go? Do-it-yourself is the way to keep well dressed and fed; as for a guy like you who’s a homebody, keep plenty of tissues at home and stop thinking about useless things."
The librarian came over, speaking to Xu Xiangbei like a seasoned veteran and waving the book in his hand, "By the way, I’m taking the book, there’s no way I’m lending you this classic."
Xu Xiangbei glared at the librarian, dejectedly pulled out a cigarette, lit it, stuck it in his mouth, and swaggered towards the basketball court.
Yet, before he went far, a dozen bulky young men rushed over, shouting from afar: "Xu Xiangbei is over there, get him, boys!"
Xu Xiangbei glanced at the dozen rushing towards him, shook his head with a sardonic laugh, and sighed: "These guys are as annoying as flies. Oh well, just in time for me to vent some anger."
Soon, the dozen or so men surrounded Xu Xiangbei in layers, the leader a muscular man wearing glasses, standing at least 1.85 meters tall.
"I’m Wang Daliang, the sports department head; you must have heard my name. You dared to bully my buddy Cao Fang, let’s see how I deal with you today!"
Wang Daliang adjusted the glasses on his nose bridge, glaring down at Xu Xiangbei, looking at him as if he were a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
"What do you want?" Xu Xiangbei flicked his cigarette ash.
"Simple, you kneel and knock your head three times, let me record a short video to post on social media, and I’ll spare you today. Otherwise, ha, ha, you’ll suffer!"
Wang Daliang grinned, slight tilt of his chin, exuding an air of superiority.
"Four-eyed frog, you know, you’re really asking for a beating."
Xu Xiangbei sneered, suddenly swung a punch at Wang Daliang.
With a thud, the 1.85-meter tall, muscular Wang Daliang was punched directly on the nose, blood sprayed, he groaned and instantly fainted.
"Damn, brothers, get him!"
"Hell, he dares to hit our department head, he’s got guts!"
The dozen men saw Xu Xiangbei make a move and rushed at him, fists and kicks flying.
As the saying goes, two fists can’t beat four hands.
Xu Xiangbei, a lone fighter facing a dozen attackers, should normally have no chance to fight back and would be beaten to the ground.
Moreover, these dozen men were each broad-shouldered and thick-waisted, obvious athletes.
Unfortunately, their moves appeared as slow-motion playback to Xu Xiangbei.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang...
In just ten seconds, Xu Xiangbei easily floored the dozen attackers, unharmed.
The dozen men, writhing on the ground, cried out in pain.
Xu Xiangbei flicked his cigarette ash, fixed his hairstyle before leaving, smirking: "My head may bleed, but my hairstyle mustn’t be messed up. I may bleed, but my shoes must be polished."
"Wow, so cool!"
"Oh my god, is this guy a kung fu star? He just knocked out a dozen strong men in a flash!"
"Is he filming a movie?"
Passing students stopped in their tracks, looking at Xu Xiangbei as if seeing Bruce Lee reincarnated.
"Really annoying, wasting so much of my inner strength on these soft guys."
Xu Xiangbei swaggered towards the basketball court, cigarette in mouth.
These days, he’s been consuming a lot of inner strength, finally resting a night and recovering some, not wanting to waste it on fighting students.
Previously, Xu Xiangbei fled from the dozen basketball players not because he couldn’t fight them, but simply to avoid wasting inner strength.
Unexpectedly, these guys took an inch and thought he was a pushover.
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