novelraw Chapter 45 He seems like a dog
Chapter 45 He seems like a dog
The onlookers were all staring in shock at the scene in front of them, gasping in disbelief.
Xu Xiangbei actually knocked Cao Fang and the big black guy to the ground with just a few punches and kicks?
Isn’t this too exaggerated?
"Turns out this guy is a martial artist, no wonder he’s so physically formidable!"
"Tsk tsk, Cao Fang is really embarrassed today, trying to play cool but ended up humiliated, it’s hilarious."
"Wow, so handsome, if I had a boyfriend like that, I’d be thrilled!"
The crowd talked animatedly, and everyone’s eyes on Xu Xiangbei were glowing with admiration.
At this moment, even though Xu Xiangbei was dressed shabbily, his charismatic aura made men feel a mix of envy, jealousy, and hate, while women were totally smitten.
"Dr. Xu, you’re so handsome!"
Chen Xin ran over to Xu Xiangbei, gleefully wrapping her hand around his arm, smiling brightly.
Xu Xiangbei slightly curled his lips into a faint smile: "Haha, you’re too kind, I’m just normally handsome, maybe a bit better than Daniel Wu."
"Brother Xu, you’re my idol!"
The chubby girl bounced over to Xu Xiangbei, grabbing her phone to take a picture with him.
"And you’re my idol." (Note: A pun with "idol" sounding like "vomit target" in Chinese.)
Xu Xiangbei looked earnestly at the chubby girl.
"Me?"
The chubby girl was taken aback.
"The object of vomiting." Xu Xiangbei’s lips curled slightly.
"Oh, you’re mean! I’m just a bit chubby, once I slim down, I’ll be a total goddess!"
The chubby girl rolled her eyes at Xu Xiangbei, but didn’t seem mad at all, instead optimistically saying in a coy voice: "Just you wait, once I succeed in losing weight, you’ll be mesmerized."
Xu Xiangbei shrugged his shoulders, walked a few steps forward, and kicked the wailing Cao Fang on the ground: "Get up, don’t play dead, hurry and take off your pants!"
"I... my wrist is broken..."
Cao Fang winced in pain, clutching his wrist with a mournful face.
"Crack."
Without a word, Xu Xiangbei grabbed Cao Fang’s hand, pulled it back, and snapped the misaligned bone back into place.
"Ouch, help..."
Cao Fang let out a hysterical scream, like a pig being slaughtered. But the next moment, he curiously looked at his restored wrist, raising his head in horror to look at Xu Xiangbei.
"A true man keeps his word, a bet is a bet, quickly take off your pants and crawl around the basketball court!"
Xu Xiangbei shot a sideways glance at Cao Fang, his lips curling slightly.
"Take them off!"
"Take them off!"
The onlooking crowd, not fearing the trouble, excitedly waved their fists, their voices booming like a tide.
"I, I... I’m not a man, I’m a woman, alright? Please let me go!"
Cao Fang’s face looked mournful, feeling like dying.
He was at least a campus hotshot, able to charm a slew of junior girls just by walking down the road. Now, being forced to crawl bare-butt around the basketball court, if word got out, he’d never be able to lift his head at school.
"Hahaha, a woman! Cao Fang actually called himself a woman, how embarrassing!"
"Heh, Cao Fang was considered a male god, didn’t expect that he had no courage at all, truly disappointing!"
"Pft, weren’t you arrogant before? Wanted others to take off their pants and crawl like a dog, now you lost and want to renege? Trash!"
The crowd was full of discussions, not a single person stood up for Cao Fang, all sneering at his words.
"Haha, dumb big guy, do you think I’m negotiating with you?"
Xu Xiangbei glared at Cao Fang with disdain, shook his head, and laughed coldly: "Today, if you don’t keep your promise, I’ll stall with you, I dislocated your right hand earlier, right? I can dislocate your left hand now."
Speaking, Xu Xiangbei reached out to grab Cao Fang’s hand, exerting a bit of force.
Instantly, Cao Fang felt his wrist was like being gripped by iron pliers, an excruciating pain coursed through him, his face turned ashen with fear.
"Classmate, this is intentional harm, I’ll call the police and have you arrested and expelled from school!"
In a panic, Cao Fang threatened aloud.
Crack!
Before the words were out, Xu Xiangbei twisted his wrist, breaking Cao Fang’s hand bone.
"Ouch, help..."
Cao Fang wailed in misery, curling up on the ground like a shrimp, looking utterly pitiful.
The big black guy on the side, staring desperately at this scene, was parched with fear, sweating like rain, looking at Xu Xiangbei as if he were a psychopathic killer.
Woah!
The crowd also took a step back in fright, staring at Xu Xiangbei with terror.
"Scream, the more you scream, the more excited I get, scream your head off, and no one will come to save you."
Xu Xiangbei shook his head with a cold laugh, pulled and pushed, and with a crack, perfectly relocated Cao Fang’s dislocated bone again.
Cao Fang shivered in pain, lying stiff on the ground, feeling like dying.
"Want to call the police, do you? Tell me, which hand are you going to use?"
Xu Xiangbei took out a cigarette unhurriedly, lit it, and glared at Cao Fang.
"I’m sorry, I was joking, even with ten guts, I wouldn’t dare not to call the police..."
Cao Fang, pale with fear, looked tearfully at Xu Xiangbei.
"I’ll ask you again, are you going to take off your pants?"
Xu Xiangbei took a puff of his cigarette, slightly impatiently blew a cloud of thick smoke onto Cao Fang’s face, making him tear up.
"I, I... will!"
Cao Fang’s eyes reddened, tears streaming down uncontrollably, like a pure woman forced into an unwilling situation, his tears filled with grievance and unwillingness.
Woah!
The entire place erupted, many picked up their phones, ready to record this classic moment.
Under the eager gazes of everyone, Cao Fang staggered to his feet and began to take off his pants.
He was like an embarrassed maiden, bashfully and shyly removing his basketball shorts, revealing a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants boxers underneath.
"Hahaha, this kid is actually wearing SpongeBob SquarePants underwear, I’m dying from laughter!"
"Cao Fang is so childish, wearing those underwear, I’m going to record a video and post it on my social media!"
"Truly embarrassing for Jiangcheng University!"
The crowd, many held up their phones, filming Cao Fang.
"How about you?"
Xu Xiangbei, with a cigarette in his mouth, turned to glance at the big black guy shivering on the ground.
The big black guy pleaded tearfully: "Dude, I... I’m wearing nothing underneath."
"Tsk tsk, disgusting."
Xu Xiangbei rolled his eyes disdainfully, then said with a sneer to Chen Xin, who was covering her eyes out of embarrassment: "There are so many perverts at your school!"
Covering her eyes, Chen Xin’s face flushed, muttering quietly: "So many perverts? I think you’re the real pervert! Making people see such things, I’m still a pure and innocent maiden!"
"Crawl around the basketball court, bark like a dog, hurry!"
Xu Xiangbei commanded.
Cao Fang and the big black guy exchanged glances, then reluctantly got down and started crawling.
The weather was fine, the university basketball court was bright. Cao Fang and the big black guy crawled around with their butts in the air, barking like dogs. Under the sun, the SpongeBob SquarePants underwear was particularly glaring.
He looks like a dog.
Someone couldn’t help but utter a classic line from "A Chinese Odyssey," causing the whole crowd to burst into laughter.