Gorgeous Female Tenants

Chapter 229: Does it Look Like a Monkey’s Butt?

Xu Xiangbei groaned inwardly. Although Ouyang Jiahui was a girl who pursued fashion and became the editor-in-chief of a trend magazine, she had the genes of an Ancient Martial Family in her bones, making her like a tomboy, extremely formidable.

Whether it was the water and electricity toolbox at home or the fitness dumbbells that even a man would struggle to lift, everything showcased her tomboy strength.

Drinking with her, you absolutely couldn’t treat her as a woman, but had to regard her as an Ancient Martial Arts master.

Xu Xiangbei took a deep breath, the little brat dared to challenge me, today I’ll have it out with her.

Just as Xu Xiangbei was being forced to drink with Ouyang Jiahui, an ear-piercing laugh rang out beside them.

"Yo, isn’t this David? You kid came to drink too, can you even hold your liquor?

Five tall and sturdy men, faces flushed from drinking, staggered past David, recognizing him.

David recognized them too; they were players from another club’s football team.

"Lu Lin, you guys are having dinner too?"

The burly men noticed Xiao Lin sitting beside David, their eyes immediately leering at her, all moved by her beautiful allure.

David’s inability to drink was an open secret, and the five, driven by jealousy, pointed at David and laughed heartily: "With your drinking capacity, you’re embarrassing us men."

Normally, David wouldn’t bother with them. Let them laugh if they wanted; his inability to drink was a fact.

But today, with his first love goddess Xiao Lin present, their ridicule and those annoying gazes on Xiao Lin were unbearable for him, making him extremely furious.

David’s face flushed like he was drunk, reddening all the way down to his neck, his eyes flashing with anger.

Seeing David’s face redden, the few brutes laughed even more brazenly and piercingly: "Doesn’t his face look like a monkey’s butt?"

"Not just like, it is a monkey’s butt."

"And he’s drinking with a beautiful woman, what a waste, beauty, he’s a softie, can’t drink, why not have a few drinks with us brothers?"

David’s fury soared to his head, and he swung a punch at Lu Lin, the one leading the mockery closest to him.

But Lu Lin’s eyes flashed coldly as he easily raised his hand to block David’s punch. What seemed like a powerful punch landed in Lu Lin’s wide palm, like an ant shaking a tree, to no avail.

Xu Xiangbei’s eyes lit up, this calm way of blocking David’s furious punch, Lu Lin had some skill.

Lu Lin sneered, "David, you really have guts, daring to take a shot at me? Have you forgotten who I am?"

A trace of fear flashed in David’s eyes, knowing Lu Lin’s background well.

The Lu brothers had practiced martial arts since childhood and had won provincial martial arts championships. They moved to Earth Sea, where the younger brother Lu Lin joined the Celestial Light Cloud Sea Club to play football.

The elder brother Lu Yan was even better at martial arts and joined Qinghai Film and Television’s martial artist team, where he was among the best.

Qinghai Film and Television and Qinghai Football Club shared the same owner, Huang Qinghai, so David knew of the brothers’ ruthlessness and cruelty.

Lu Yan once had a dispute with another martial artist and broke the other’s leg. Huang Qinghai, seeing Lu Yan’s usefulness, paid the martial artist to leave Earth Sea and smooth things over. After that, Lu Yan became even more arrogant.

Ouyang Jiahui placed her wine glass on the table: "Lu Lin, don’t be so domineering, when your brother Lu Yan sees me, he even has to call me Sister Hui."

Lu Lin glanced disdainfully at Ouyang Jiahui, his attitude arrogant and overbearing: "Sister Hui, today things have nothing to do with you, it’s between me and David. Didn’t you see him take a shot at me? Everyone on our team knows, whoever dares to take a swing at me, I have to knock them down, that’s the rule of us Lu brothers."

Slap, just as he finished his sentence, the left side of his youthful face, marked with acne scars, was slapped hard, leaving five fresh red fingerprints.

Moreover, the fingerprints were covered in oily marks, with a particularly noticeable streak of black sweet noodle sauce.

Brush, all eyes focused on Xu Xiangbei, because Xu Xiangbei, sitting closest to Lu Lin, was nibbling on a big braised bone, with black sweet noodle sauce smeared around his mouth and hands.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Xu Xiangbei waved his hand towards Lu Lin and the others like a much-anticipated great man: "Hello, the braised bones here are really delicious. Ouyang Jiahui told me, and I didn’t believe it at first, hehe, only when I ate it did I know it’s really good."

Lu Lin was extremely shocked; having practiced martial arts since childhood, he didn’t see how Xu Xiangbei slapped him. The movement was too fast, only feeling a breeze and then a sharp pain on his face.

Lu Lin and the others looked at each other, Lu Lin touched his swollen face, looking at Xu Xiangbei suspiciously.

This young man had an ordinary appearance, nothing special. Was it really him who slapped? It didn’t seem like it.

He pointed at Xu Xiangbei and cursed, "You punk, was it you who...?"

Slap, his right cheek was slapped again, now perfectly symmetrical on both sides, with ten fingerprints evenly imprinted on his face like branding, all smeared with black sweet noodle sauce.

This time he clearly saw, everyone clearly saw, it was indeed Xu Xiangbei who slapped him.

Lu Lin felt both pain and anger mixed with disgust. Xu Xiangbei’s hands were covered in grease and sweet noodle sauce, genuinely revolting.

He quickly pulled out a wet wipe to clean the black greasy sweet noodle sauce off his face.

Just as he was preparing to strike back, whoosh, a large bone was suddenly shoved into his mouth. The bone was forcefully stuffed in, making him feel like a humiliated girl, unable to refuse or resist, his heart filled with humiliating sorrow.

The hard bone squeezed and bruised his lips and tongue, even loosening a few front teeth. If he hadn’t smartly opened his mouth wide, all his teeth might have been knocked out by the bone.

What terrified him more was that the bone was inserted deeply, reaching down to his throat, causing his stomach to spasm and almost vomit.

He widened his eyes, trying to claw the large bone out, using all his strength to finally dislodge it from his throat.

Then he felt his stomach churning, and he fell to the ground, vomiting. He spewed out the blood in his mouth, the food he ate, and even two front teeth.

Xu Xiangbei’s face flashed with a disdainful sneer, dismissively saying, "If you wanted to eat bones, you could just tell me, I could order you a serving with meat. Why steal the bones I’ve gnawed on, truly despicable."

Because Xu Xiangbei’s actions were so fast, no one saw him stuff the bone into Lu Lin’s mouth; they only saw Lu Lin desperately clutching the bone.

His actions gave the misleading appearance that instead of trying to remove the bone, he was seemingly gnawing on it desperately.