Gorgeous Female Tenants

Chapter 22: Divide for Eternal Rule

Zhang Fuen’s mind suddenly opened, nodding quietly.

It turns out that the reason Xu Xiangbei was able to cure the girl’s facial paralysis in five minutes was due to his Qi Gong skills.

However, Qi Gong is not something that ordinary people can learn, so it doesn’t have the conditions for widespread promotion to benefit society.

"Miracle doctor, thank you so much. The day after tomorrow, I’m supposed to participate in the school’s speech contest. Because of the facial paralysis, I had decided to withdraw, but you saved me!"

The girl stood up excitedly and respectfully bowed to thank Xu Xiangbei.

"Miss, what’s your name?"

Xu Xiangbei asked with a smile.

"My name is Chen Xin, and I’m a sophomore at Jiangcheng University," the girl answered truthfully.

"A student at Jiangcheng University?"

Xu Xiangbei’s eyes lit up. The Spring Villa he lived in was across from the female dormitory of Jiangcheng University. He wondered if Chen Xin lived there.

"Chen Xin, although I’ve cured your facial paralysis, it may recur if not properly cared for. So, why don’t you leave me a phone number? If you have any issues, you can call me for consultation."

Xu Xiangbei took out his phone, earnestly asking for the girl’s number.

Chen Xin nodded with delight and gave her phone number to Xu Xiangbei.

"You big flirt, obviously just trying to pick up girls but talking so nobly!"

Ding Keke was so furious that her nose was crooked, wishing she could tear off Xu Xiangbei’s hypocritical facade and expose his dirty soul to Chen Xin.

"Mr. Xu, here is my phone number. Please make a note."

"And mine as well."

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong eagerly took out their phones, each giving Xu Xiangbei a private number.

"I lost the first round. But don’t be so smug; traditional Chinese medicine is vast and profound. My comprehensiveness is absolutely beyond your reach."

Tang Hao’s face didn’t look very well as he urged Ding Keke, "Junior Sister Ding, bring in the next patient."

Ding Keke nodded obediently, stepped out, and brought a tall youth, about 1.85 meters tall, into the clinic.

"This time, it’s your turn to propose a treatment plan first."

Tang Hao said coldly.

Xu Xiangbei nodded with a smile, squinting at the youth’s expression.

The youth seemed very impatient. As soon as he sat down, he spoke hurriedly, "Doctor, I’ve been suffering from insomnia lately. When I finally fall asleep, I wake up sweating as if I’ve had a sauna, and I’m lethargic all day, tired like a dead pig, I..."

"You don’t need to say more. In traditional Chinese medicine, we emphasize observation, listening, questioning, and feeling. You don’t need to say anything; we can provide an accurate diagnosis."

At this moment, Tang Hao waved his hand, intentionally interrupting the youth, perhaps deliberately increasing the difficulty for Xu Xiangbei’s diagnosis.

Although the youth was eager for medical help, he obediently shut his mouth.

Swish swish swish.

Instantly, everyone’s gaze focused entirely on Xu Xiangbei, waiting for his diagnosis.

Two minutes later, Xu Xiangbei withdrew his gaze, shook his head, and smiled, "Young man, your ear roots are dark, eye bags collapsed, pupils are yellowish, and your lip color is dull. It’s obviously due to kidney deficiency and excessive indulgence. If I’m not mistaken, you probably can’t have a normal marital life now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ding Keke blushed and lowered her head, secretly laughing.

"Bullshit, I’m not! You’re not even a doctor, stop talking nonsense!"

The youth was so angry that his eyes rolled, he grabbed Tang Hao’s hand, and pursued, "Doctor, please take a look. When can my illness be cured?"

Xu Xiangbei was not wearing a lab coat, so the youth instinctively thought he was not a doctor, instead placing his hopes on Tang Hao.

"Young fellow, don’t worry. In my view, your condition isn’t severe. I just need three courses, at most two or three months."

As he spoke, Tang Hao quickly wrote on the paper, seemingly afraid Xu Xiangbei would peek, using one hand to shield it.

"Really?"

The youth’s eyes brightened, grinning widely.

"Mr. Xu, it’s now your turn to propose a treatment plan."

Zhang Fuen smiled at Xu Xiangbei.

Xu Xiangbei shook his head with a smile, and unhurriedly said, "Surgery cures forever!"

Singing to express ambition?

Isn’t this a typical ending of a Yuefu poem, meaning feeling fortunate and great?

No humanity left?

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong exchanged confused glances, not understanding why Xu Xiangbei suddenly said this.

"What does this mean?"

Ding Keke asked innocently.

"It means, if you want to cure the root, just cut it off."

Xu Xiangbei chuckled playfully.

"You..."

Ding Keke was so embarrassed that her face turned red, she turned her head away from ignoring Xu Xiangbei.

This guy is just too cheeky!

Zhang Fuen and Zhang Xuesong also suddenly understood, exchanging a knowing smile.

His skill in twisting poems is truly unflattering.

"Kid, are you talking nonsense? Want me to beat you until your parents don’t recognize you?"

Upon hearing these words, the youth immediately slapped the table, stood up, and waved his fists, threatening to hit Xu Xiangbei.

In what era do people advise turning into an eunuch?

"Xu Xiangbei, is this your treatment plan?"

Tang Hao’s eyes lit up, smiling as he looked at Xu Xiangbei.

Xu Xiangbei nodded, speaking slowly, "I heal and save people. I must first analyze their temperament before I can treat them accordingly. This guy’s appearance is sharp and mean, narrow-minded, and lacks self-control. His illness requires abstention for a couple of months. Even if I offer a treatment plan, he’ll struggle to stay abstinent, possibly exacerbating his condition, damaging his health. Better to avoid harming his body, why not cut it off and become an eunuch."

"Shut up!"

The youth, hot-tempered, swung a punch at Xu Xiangbei’s forehead.

Snap!

Xu Xiangbei raised his hand, caught the youth’s wrist, twisted it, and the youth cried out in pain.

"Mr. Xu, let go quickly, you’re a doctor, how can you hit the patient!"

Tang Hao hurriedly stepped in to separate them, with the guise of being a good guy, he said to the youth, "Don’t worry, with me here, this is my prescription. Start the medication and come for acupuncture once a week, abstain properly, and within three months you can have a normal marital life."

"Thank you, doctor."

The youth took the prescription, glaring viciously at Xu Xiangbei, leaving a bitter note before leaving, "Pah, you call yourself a doctor? Compared to Dr. Tang, you’re not even fit to carry his shoes."

Then, he slammed the door and left.

"Sorry, I’ve won back a round." Tang Hao excitedly rubbed his hands.

"Now it’s tied at one to one."

Director Zhang Fuen nodded.

Xu Xiangbei yawned, leisurely humming a little tune, looking completely unconcerned, seeming certain of victory, even allowing Tang Hao a round was no problem.