Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 169 - 109: A Demon God’s Mental Breakdown—Not Saying Who (6k)

This time it’s not just the Light Apostle and Lan Shan going crazy with question marks.

Even the mentally unstable Reincarnation Apostle looked shocked, staring at Lu Wenwu like he was looking at a madman.

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"Sliced the Reincarnation Demon God, are you having fun with me?" the Reincarnation Apostle said, a bit speechless. "Do you know how powerful the Reincarnation Demon God is? With a single thought, he can change the physical laws of Blue Star, what can you possibly fight him with? Just go cool off somewhere, alright?"

"I just want to ask you, after your reincarnation restarts, will the Reincarnation Demon God himself be reset?" Lu Wenwu asked.

"How’s that possible, he wouldn’t do something so stupid."

The Reincarnation Apostle was helpless, but because it was Lu Wenwu, he patiently explained.

"However... after I restart, his memory of this period will be refreshed, and all the memories that the demon gods have about us here during this period will disappear. I’ve experimented with this; only the latest ’history’ will become their memory."

"It seems this is the basic rule of the Law of Space-Time, even the Reincarnation Demon God cannot defy it. It’s one of the few things he can’t control, I suppose. Of course, if he wishes, he can perform a regional time regression to rectify his memory."

"Then what’s there to be afraid of, how do you know it won’t work without trying?" Lu Wenwu looked disdainful. "At worst, we could-try another few hundred times, just go through the process again."

The Reincarnation Apostle suddenly fell into deep thought.

Perhaps, Lu Wenwu... was right?

Lan Shan and the Light Apostle were already numb at this point.

The two normal people on site couldn’t mix into the thought process of these two lunatics.

What’s more challenging is...

These two are each stronger than the other, they couldn’t beat them even if they tried, and could only listen to them.

Feeling so exhausted...

The Reincarnation Apostle contemplated seriously for a moment, concluded that Lu Wenwu made sense, and decided to agree.

So, he said, "Alright, let’s give it a try. But when I restart and go back to the point when we first met, how can I quickly make you trust me? I don’t want to get beaten again."

"That’s simple." Lu Wenwu waved his hand. "Next time you see me, just say ’Brother Wu, I want an egg crepe,’ and hand me five bucks. Remember, it must be five dollars, no more, no less."

"It’s the first time I’ve seen such a strange trust code," the Reincarnation Apostle muttered. "Are you ready to take on the Reincarnation Demon God? Don’t count on me; all my abilities are from him, in front of him I’m just an ordinary person."

"Bring it on! I’ll take him head-on!"

Mao Mao transformed into flame patterns, black Fire of Huodou rising.

Lu Wenwu was full of grandeur, battle intent brewing and gathering, his momentum soaring into the sky.

The two normal people on site exchanged a look and simultaneously sighed.

Both had prepared themselves for the restart or to face death.

Especially the Light Apostle.

She was the one who understood the strength of the Demon God the best.

Even with just the Divine Thought Projection in her body, Lu Wenwu could not possibly win.

Let alone the true form that bestowed blessings and curses upon the Reincarnation Apostle.

"Xiu Xiu, how do you plan to summon the Reincarnation Demon God?" Lan Shan casually asked, "If he doesn’t come, don’t we not have to fight?"

"Impossible, he will come!" the Reincarnation Apostle chuckled slightly, "I’ve already mastered sufficient tricks to summon a Demon God."

Lan Shan shrugged and gestured for him to proceed with the performance.

The Reincarnation Apostle stood up, cleared his throat, and then began to curse without restraint!

"Reincarnation Demon God, you old lamplight, I f*cking curse you, you pathetic moron, get your a** here and lick it clean, do you hear me? If you’re late, your wild father will hang you on the street lamp number three at the intersection and spin you around like a damn invincible spinning top with Seven Wolves..."

The filth spewing from the Reincarnation Apostle’s mouth made even Lu Wenwu, a seasoned veteran of the "sewers," feel inferior.

This guy incredibly cursed for more than half an hour.

Remarkably, not a single sentence was repeated.

It showed the rich vocabulary amassed after so many restarts.

Whether it was a coincidence or the Reincarnation Apostle’s insane tirade finally worked.

A wave that felt incredibly familiar to Lu Wenwu emerged from the Reincarnation Apostle’s body.

Before everyone knew what was happening, a shapeless shadow appeared before them.

"Impatient again."

The shadow "spoke."

Its strange language echoed, but Lu Wenwu, relying on his understanding of all languages, immediately understood what was being said.

Lan Shan didn’t understand.

It seemed the system did not provide her with a translation.

Oddly, the Light Apostle seemed not to understand either.

Lu Wenwu speculated, perhaps this was because the Dimensional Demon God was not a single species, but evolved from different species through cultivation.

"Get off your mom’s leg, can’t a dead horse just move away? Stop nauseating your father all day! Freaky little thing, you’re really damned unlucky!" With that, the Reincarnation Apostle broke character again and started insulting wildly.

The shadow was unmoved, just "looking" around with another kind of power.

Lu Wenwu fixed his gaze on the newly appeared shadow, activating the Eye of Insight.

[Dimensional Demon God: Space-Time Divine Thought Projection (???)]: ???/???

[Current Status]: ???

This time, it succeeded in activation.

It was considered successfully analyzed.

But the Eye of Insight barely parsed any information, only determining the Reincarnation Demon God’s true Divine Position.