Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 166 - 108: The Truth of Reincarnation Brings Nuclear Peace to the World

"Chest... damn! Can you for once show some martial virtue! I give up, I give up!"

This time, the voice suddenly erupted into swearing.

A figure was forced out of the shadows in a sorry state.

Silver-blue light burst forth, his body flickered twice, appearing beside the Light Apostle.

Finally, the few people in the room saw clearly who had arrived.

It was a young man in a casual suit with a generic face, looking just like someone who sells insurance downstairs.

At this moment, he was glaring angrily at Lu Wenwu, still bitter about the previous kick aimed inappropriately by the Demon God Battle Lance.

[King of the Apostles/Reincarnation Apostle (A)]: 2480000/???

[Current Status]: Demon God’s Curse, Demon God’s Blessing, Spirit on the brink of collapse, Emotions unstable

Looks like this guy’s mental state is worrying.

"Damned Violent Dragon, I just don’t understand, will it kill you to play according to the rules once! Will it kill you!!" Reincarnation Apostle shouted frantically, lacking any composure one would expect from the King of the Apostles.

In the corner, Lan Shan, protected by Mao Mao, snuck a thumbs-up to the Reincarnation Apostle.

This mental impact can’t always be just me to bear!

Lu Wenwu indeed rarely plays by the rules.

He was often advised to check his mental state or to promptly visit the psychiatric department at the Imperial City First People’s Hospital.

Lu Wenwu sneered, "Ever since I was tricked once by two guys who like to group together to pee, I gave up on playing by the rules. I’ve been killing fish at Da Run Fa for ten years, my heart is as cold as a knife now!"

The Light Apostle weakly asked, "So, excuse me for interrupting. What’s going on here now? Reincarnation, what are you doing here anyway?"

Lu Wenwu said without turning his head, "I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am, I just know I’m about to start a massacre! Mwahahaha! Prepare to die, Sun Thief!"

Meanwhile, the Reincarnation Apostle continued to mentally collapse: "Ninety-seven times now, ninety-seventh time! Can’t any consistent fighting style last till the fourth move?"

Lan Shan: "..."

Mao Mao: "..."

Light Apostle: "..."

Damn, two maniacs have faced off!

"If you’re so tough, don’t reset, watch me destroy you!"

"If you’re so tough, spare my life, because once I die, I’ll automatically reset! You’ll have to fight the ninety-eighth battle again!"

"Damn, you’re a dam! Sun Thief, you’re so sneaky! I knew something felt off!"

"We’re both sneaky, don’t act like you’re not, you always steal my chickens from the most bizarre places!"

"Don’t slander me nonsensically, these are righteous ambushes, my Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God is a force for justice!"

"You..."

"Enough! Will you guys ever stop!"

Seeing their argument intensify, the Light Apostle lost her patience and shouted abruptly.

Two Holy Light Egg Shields burst from her hands, pinning the two oblivious guys into the wall, becoming part of the decoration.

The Light Apostle’s face was filled with deep disgust and strong resentment, roaring like a lioness.

"You two, now! Immediately! Calm down for me! If you’re going to talk, talk! If you’re going to fight, fight! If you’ve got nothing to say, get the hell out of my lord’s chapel!"

It’s said that when quiet people explode, it’s the scariest.

The Light Apostle’s fury finally halted this farce.

A madman and another mentally unstable person finally sat down quietly, returning to normal.

At least, on the surface.

Lan Shan embraced Mao Mao, who was equally scared, shivering together in the corner, trying to lower their presence as much as possible.

"Alright, since according to you we’ve met ninety-seven times now, what happened in those previous ninety-six encounters?" This was Lu Wenwu’s first sentence after sitting down.

"What else could happen? Regardless of the process, in the end, I was always killed by you in various ways, you’re ridiculously strong and unreasonable!"

The Reincarnation Apostle was extremely resentful, looking just like a deep-chambered grievance wife, grumpily muttering while sitting.

"No matter how I guide you, you just don’t play by the rules. Whether it’s the path or the method of attack, you stubbornly stick to the first three moves being the same."

The Light Apostle slightly furrowed her brow: "So your ability is actually resetting?"

The Reincarnation Apostle nodded: "Pretty much, maybe with some time-space abilities. Mainly, I can mark save points myself, and if I die, it automatically resets from after the Demon God Game."

"No wonder... you can effortlessly kill anyone you face, no matter what conspiracy, it doesn’t work against you." The Light Apostle’s expression was odd, "Except the Violent Dragon."

Lan Shan, boldly, asked curiously: "Hey hey! Since you’ve fought Brother Wu so many times, haven’t you summarized his fighting style? This could be something you can use, right?"

"Useless, he has no fighting style! Isn’t it just hitting directly with punches? If I don’t die, he hits with another punch!"

Uncharacteristically talkative, the Reincarnation Apostle rolled his eyes, looking even more resentful.

"Once I even launched a suicidal nuclear strike, and this psycho wasn’t affected at all."

"Can you believe it, he faced the nuclear blast head-on, enduring immense heat and lethal radiation that would instantly kill others, and charged at me, smashing my head with a punch, all while laughing like a madman!"

"And he said... My purity is just too high! High my two grandfathers!"