Chapter 91 : Didn't I Definitely Request AS? (3)
Chapter 91 : Didn't I Definitely Request AS? (3)
Didn't I Definitely Request AS? (3)
The day of the high-end custom model unboxing broadcast, a few hours before the stream.
Three friends gathered at Lee Gyeongbok's home. Since it was going to be their first ever offline stream, they needed to prepare.
"Huh? What's this? Why are there two brain scans?"
"They didn't collect the one you used before?"
Choi Byeonghun and Park Juho asked as they saw the two brain scans sitting in the room.
"I don't know, either. The installation technician said he hadn't heard anything like that."
"Huh? Really? What the? Did they just give it to you?"
All three of them looked puzzled.
Just leaving a product worth 8 million won behind? Even if it's used, it's a model that's barely been used for even a month.
"Well, this worked out better."
"How so?"
"If Gyeongbok becomes even more famous, the value of that brain scan will jump several times. Like a star's prized possession."
"Oh, you're right! The first brain scan of the streamer Purple. Tsk, we'd better keep it safe."
At his friends' responses, Gyeongbok let out a wry chuckle.
"What prized possession, come on."
"Hey, you didn't throw away the box, did you?"
"Huh? I think it's somewhere in that corner?"
Ignoring them, Choi Byeonghun went to search for the box, while Park Juho spoke up.
"I'm serious, not joking. Don't sell it on UsedWorld or CarrotMarket."
"Alright, alright, I get it..."
After repackaging the high-end model, Choi Byeonghun quickly scanned the room.
Then, he closed the curtains and turned the computer monitor around.
Gyeongbok's eyes widened at the unexpected behavior.
"Hey, what are you doing? Why are you turning the monitor?"
"Man, I'm doing all this for you. If you leave it like that, people could track your location."
"Track me?"
He replied, but Gyeongbok was still perplexed. Choi Byeonghun kept his sharp gaze focused.
"There aren't only normal people in this world, you know. There are way more crazies than you could ever imagine."
"Crazies?"
"I've met more than a few nuts in this industry. People figure out the address by looking at what's outside the window, or even determine a building from what's reflected on monitors or mirrors."
"They go that far?"
Gyeongbok's eyes went wide. Park Juho, standing next to him, added a word.
"There are actually quite a lot of cases where streamers have been stalked. Mostly women, but there are men too."
"Crazy fans don't just stick to celebrities. And besides stalking, there are even cases where they send deliveries as pranks, causing trouble. That's why many streamers move often."
"... I'm really glad I postponed my face reveal."
Gyeongbok nodded in agreement with his friends.
"So, today's stream will stay in this room only. Viewers are definitely going to ask for a tour, but just ignore those requests. I'm the cameraman anyway, so we're not going anywhere outside."
With that, Choi Byeonghun began setting up the camera angle and location. Meanwhile, Park Juho adjusted the hologram using the smart link.
"Gyeongbok, check this from there. Can you see it well?"
The hologram he made was a cue card for explaining the custom model's specs.
He had created it separately, based on the hologram provided by Reality.
Looking at the cue card, Gyeongbok narrowed his eyes a little.
"It looks kind of transparent."
"How about this?"
"Oh, that's perfect."
"Alright. You don't have to read everything on the cue card as is. Just mention them naturally."
"Understood. Whew, offline streams really do need a lot of prep."
Although he said that, thanks to his two friends taking care of everything, there wasn't much left for Gyeongbok to do himself.
"So, what should we have for dinner?"
Gyeongbok asked as he opened the food delivery app.
If the staff did the work, it was only right for the boss to open his wallet.
* * *
Streamer Purple's channel.
― Wow lol, why are there so many viewers here!"
― There are over 8,000 waiting... unbelievable"
― LOL, I called dibs on a front row seat!"
― Front row, my god... hahaha"
― If you came late, move back!"
― 8,000 people waiting for an unboxing stream? Is that even real?"
― (Kemalcon)(Kemalcon)(Kemalcon)"
The stream hadn't even started but the chat window was already packed with viewers.
― I wonder what Godple's home looks like."
― He likes working out, so he's 100% got workout gear."
― He did boxing—I bet he has a punching bag."
― He's CEO of Black Company, it's gotta be a luxury mansion lol"
― Luxury mansion my ass hahaha"
― Of course I can't resist a virtual house tour!"
― Everyone brought a housewarming gift, right?"
― Time to send that donation!"
― I have the urge to tribute in real life"
In truth, the viewers didn't care much about the custom model. They were more excited about seeing Purple's offline side and his living space.
Amid the lively chat, the broadcast time approached. The dark screen soon switched, showing a room.
― Oh! It's starting!"
― This is Godple's room?"
― Is this the abode of Elden's Only Sword?!"
― Haha, check it out, workout gear as expected."
― Isn't that a chinning dip station?"
― But isn't it supposed to be used as a clothes rack?"
― Wow, dumbbells by weight!"
― Crazy, looks like there are even 30kg ones, lol."
― Wow, computers too!"
― Why is the monitor turned around?"
― Malicious defense ON!"
― That box, is that the custom brain scan?"
― It's bigger than I thought."
The chat window exploded as the stream began. But Gyeongbok himself wasn't seen on screen.
― Wait, where's Godple?"
― Host, come out! Hurry up and come out!"
― Haha, stop joking, come out already!"
― Stop Purple withdrawal!"
― You're not only going to do voice reveal, are you?"
― If it's just his voice, reality's stock price crashes."
― Don't jinx it, damn it!"
― Lol, there's a secret shareholder among the viewers."
― Secret shareholder?"
Amidst the rising commotion in chat, someone appeared onscreen.
"Trha!"
A familiar voice.
The protagonist of that voice was none other than Lee Gyeongbok.
-?
― Hahahahahaha!"
― Insane lol!"
― What's with the 3D mask?!"
― Isn't that the one from the emotes?"
― (Perha-con)(Perha-con)(Perha-con)"
― Instead of the 'T' in Trha, it's the 'P' from Perfect?"
― Lol, that's right!"
― That impact right from the entrance is wild!"
Wearing a 3D-printed emoticon mask, Gyeongbok's appearance drew an explosive reaction from viewers.
['I'llWearAMaskToo' donated 10,000 won.]
[Hyung!? Where do I buy that?!]
['PerfectGoods' donated 50,000 won.]
[What's with that quality! What's with that quality! What's with that quality!]
['ReallyTemptedNow' donated 30,000 won.]
[Did you make that yourself? Please upload the design on the fan page!]
['HousewarmingGift' donated 100,000 won.]
[It's not much, but it's for tissue.]
The donations quickly followed.
Gyeongbok bowed his head in light gratitude.
"Thank you for your support. Reality made this mask for me. Unfortunately, I don't even have the blueprints. As for the housewarming gifts, I'll gladly accept."
― Haha, so we have to ask Reality for the plans?"
― Account manager, you're watching, right? You'll upload the blueprint after the broadcast, right?"
― Make a Purple viewer version too!"
― Even housewarming is swept by capitalism?"
― 100,000 won's worth of tissue, lol."
After the explanation about the mask ended, the viewers' attention shifted elsewhere.
― Whoa, but look at Godple's shoulders."
― Haha, with shoulders that broad, lying sideways must be tough."
― That's why I don't work out, lol."
― Turns out, it's Godple that's the giant, not Aiden."
― It's just sweats and a T-shirt, but he looks great."
― As expected, it's not the clothes, it's the hanger that matters."
― He really does like working out, that's truly it, lol."
― I acknowledge the physique."
Although his face wasn't revealed, his body was fully on display. Though he was pleased with the compliments, Gyeongbok knew he couldn't let things continue like this.
Though there weren't strict constraints, this was still a sponsored ad, after all.
He clapped his hands lightly to refocus the viewers' attention.
"Alright, you all know today's stream is an unboxing, right? As I mentioned in the notice earlier, in case anyone missed it: Reality provided me with a custom model as a sponsorship."
― Homework mode ON!"
― Yay! It's a homework party!"
― Viewers, time to keep your wits about you^^"
― Wow. Real. Ly. A. Maze. Ing."
― As. Expected. Of. Reality."
― This is how you do it, right hyung?"
― All loyalty to Mr. Reality^^7"
Gyeongbok let out a small laugh at the viewers' jokes. With the mask on, he didn't even need to control his expression.
"No need to fake overexcitement. To be honest, reality's brain scan is just really good, isn't it?"
― That's true."
― Yeah, once you use a Reality brain scan, you can't go back."
― Can't believe he brought up the real facts here."
― Honestly, it is the best, lol."
― I was shocked how they handled everything in just one day."
― For real, loyalty^^7"
― Top tier, thank you Reality!"
With one comment from Gyeongbok, the mood of the chat instantly flipped. He moved over to sit next to the brain scan box.
"Alright, let's get started with the unboxing. Technically, the installation technician already came and unboxed it, so I'll show you right away!"
Gyeongbok lightly picked up and moved the box aside. Inside was a smooth, lavender-colored surface, wrapped with Gyeongbok's Q-tube channel logo and emoticon.
― 55555555555"
― Wow, they customized the design too?"
― So it's not just the specs, lol."
― LOL, this is really a limited edition."
― As expected of a unique grade streamer, lol."
― They did it purple because he's Purple, lol."
― Yeah, that color is so pretty."
― That's even more tempting than the mask, lol."
― But this thing must be crazy expensive since it's high-end custom."
― Yeah, it's over 15 million won, lol."
― Ah... ahh......"
― Too much money to consider buying one!"
― Can't they just sell the design separately for the base models?"
― I'd buy just the wrapping as an option, lol."
The chat response was explosive. Gyeongbok glanced over at Park Juho beyond the camera; he replied with a light okay sign.
"The design came out great, right? I was blown away when I first saw it too. But the surprising part isn't just the design."
― Ah lol, it's really time for the homework section."
― (SnoreCon)(SnoreCon)(SnoreCon)"
― Can I lie down here?"
― ●▅▇█▇▆▅▄▇"
― Wake me up when it's over!"
― Buckle up, fun roadbump ahead."
When it came time for the explanation of the brain scan's specs, the viewers' comments became more playful. Anticipating this, Gyeongbok wasn't flustered in the least.
"First, I think you all know why I had to swap my brain scan. The computational overload was the problem, but this custom model has a limit about five times higher."
― Five times?"
― That's a huge jump, lol."
― Wow, if that's five times the high-end, that's high-end among high-ends."
― Is there even a need to go that high?"
Despite Gyeongbok's explanation, viewers seemed a bit lukewarm—which was expected.
Since brain scans were already considered over-spec'd, the concept of computational limits didn't really register with viewers.
Both Reality and Gyeongbok had expected this. So, Park Juho quickly manipulated the smart link.
A holographic graph was projected next to Gyeongbok.
"See this graph? This is the average user's max computational use. And this is my max average."
-?
― Whoa lol, what a difference!"
― Is the gap really that big?"
― What is this? What does it mean?"
― Wow, this is really a whole different league."
― How many times larger is that?"
Seeing it in a straightforward graph, viewers finally grasped the difference in specs.
Gyeongbok emphasized his point with a final blow.
"The custom model I received can handle about 50 times the computational load of average users. So, I probably won't see those warning messages like last time."
― Fifty times?!"
― No way, who needs fifty times more specs?!"
― Wow lol, the machine really couldn't keep up with Godple."
― This was seriously the secret to quintillion."
― If it's at this level, isn't that truly unique grade?"
― (PerStampCon)(PerStampCon)(PerStampCon)"
― Genome was right, damn lol."
― Yeah, he really is new humanity."
― Are you watching this, peasants?"
― If you try to imitate Godple after seeing this, it's an IQ issue, lol."
― Even the unboxing is legendary!"
Those who thought it would be a boring segment were now wide-eyed. Gyeongbok decided to ride this wave.
"With such amazing specs, the high-end model also comes with crazy convenience functions. The biggest hassle in using brain scans is changes in your real body's state."
Choi Byeonghun quickly adjusted the camera for an angle that would show both Gyeongbok and the brain scan's interior.
"I used to have the premium model. It could automatically control temperature and humidity for comfort. But the high-end adds a lot more features."
He pressed a button, and the brain scan lid opened, revealing the interior structure.
"There's a water dispenser for hydration, and even a massage function that stimulates your muscles during use. Over here, there's a mini cleaning bot that keeps things tidy automatically. And this... is for emergencies: an automatic waste disposal device."
― Whoa hahahahaha"
― Insane, no wonder it's so expensive"
― There's even a massage function?"
― Whoa, no need for a separate massage chair!"
― You can game while doing your business, epic!"
― Isn't this just a shut-in manufacturing device, lol?"
― This is what makes it high-end!"
Surprised by the variety of functions, the viewers couldn't hide their amazement. Gyeongbok continued calmly.
"The core of high-end is maintaining 'homeostasis.' There's nothing better than this for keeping your physical body in prime condition."
― Wow... yeah, that's actually true."
― Base models can only connect, which is a pain."
― Yeah, when it gets hot or cold while gaming, you lose immersion right away."
― It's super annoying when you get thirsty or need the toilet mid-game, lol."
― Frankly, even the premium model felt godly—now high-end, whole new level."
― Seeing this, my perspective changed entirely."
― So jealous, honestly."
― This is why you need to make a lot of money, lol."
The chat overflowed with agreement and stories about their own experiences. Since virtual reality gave priority to real-world stimuli for safety reasons, it was normal for immersion to break.
Even amid their envy, Gyeongbok remained calm.
"But doesn't gaming for too long get boring?"
With that question, the chat mood changed completely. As countless question marks flooded in, Gyeongbok shrugged.
"The high-end model guarantees a comfortable connection for up to twelve hours. But if you think about it, for someone like GunG or Mystic, that's about thirty matches—doesn't that get dull?"
― Wait, that's your standard?!"
― Normal people can barely handle one match per hour!"
― He's even doing double-absurdity in a sponsored stream?"
― Offline double-absurdity breath, lol."
LOL
― Sniff sniff, ah, that's the stuff!"
― Can't resist some fresh double-absurdity from Perfect, lol."
― Consistent, as always!"
― A streamer who flexes with other people's money?!"
― He mixed double-absurdity into the ad, lol."
― Ah, this is what makes a Perfect-type ad."
The viewers clearly enjoyed his remarks. Whether offline or in virtual reality, Purple was still Purple.
― So we're getting a 12-hour stream, right? Am I right?"
― Don't tell me you've got this awesome brain scan and are gonna end stream early?"
― Twelve hours straight? Spending half the day with Godple?"
― That's really half your life, gone, lol."
Seizing their chance, viewers began pushing for a twelve-hour stream. But Gyeongbok didn't miss a beat.
"Twelve-hour stream? The guy holding the camera is the editor. Hey, you up for editing twelve hours of broadcast?"
The screen shook wildly in response to his question. With the chat now roaring with laughter, Gyeongbok spoke again.
"If he edits a twelve-hour stream, he'll actually die. You all keep calling it Black Company, but it's you viewers making it one, not me!"
― The trap was sprung!"
― Tai Chi technique, what's that?!"
― Honestly, editing twelve hours would kill the editor lol."
― Whew, just this once, we'll overlook it?"
― Haha, using this meme as a weapon."
― Even Black Company shareholders were all black!"
― Nice comeback, lol."
― Is this the speech of a month-old streamer?"
― Baby Purple, where'd you go?!"
The viewers quickly accepted his answer. As the atmosphere warmed, it was the perfect time.
With everyone's focus locked in, Gyeongbok swiftly finished some feature demonstrations and wrapped up.
"As you've seen, reality brain scan—there's a reason it's number one. I'll bring you even better streams together with Reality brain scan. Thanks for watching the unboxing live!"
Then, Park Juho gave a slight nod and eye signal. A sign that they'd received confirmation from Reality's monitoring team.
At the same time, the paid advertisement banner disappeared from the screen.
― Homework's done!"
― Clap the slate! *clap!*"
― Aigo, great job everyone."
― Hey, viewer! The acting was really good today, huh?"
― Man, sponsored homework isn't as common these days."
― Where's the next homework stream?"
― Reaction team, ten volunteers! First come, first served!"
With the ad finished, viewers immediately started cracking jokes. Gyeongbok laughed at their playful antics.
― But you're not actually ending stream here, are you?"
― Not even an hour yet – he can't be ending, right?"
― There's a part two, right?"
― You'll answer for Purple withdrawal if you take a day off!"
― Even if it's offline, that's too short."
Overwhelmed by requests, Gyeongbok nodded decisively.
"There's obviously a part two. If you got a brain scan, you've gotta show it off. Part two is the Elden Soul ending!"
With that, Gyeongbok opened the brain scan, and the chat window was filled with excitement.
But it wasn't just part two that made them wild.
― Yes! I knew you'd come through!"
― Face reveal incoming?!"
― Haha, how do you get in the scan with that mask?"
― Something BIG is coming! BIG is coming! BIG is coming!"
― This is the real main event, lol."
― Godple's courage deserves praise!"
― Are we about to see a super high-school-level handsome guy? lol"
― What does super high-school-level mean anyway lmao"
Just as the viewers hoped, Gyeongbok turned around and took off his mask. His ruffled hair scattered, and for a moment the chat fell silent, as if it held its breath.
Then Gyeongbok turned.
On his face—
-????
― What's this?!"
― Haha, we got tricked!!!"
― He was wearing another mask under the mask, lol!"
― What is this, a rickroll show?!"
Instead of a 3D mask, he had a flat, emoticon mask on.
"Reality had made two versions for me."
Gyeongbok shrugged as if nothing was wrong.
― Wow, savage!"
― But, small head, what's with that?"
― Damn, it's not because of broad shoulders..."
― He's got a model-level head size."
― Agh... feels like he'd be handsome, though..."
― No way he got all the genes, come on..."
― Yeah, even a god would have some restraint."
― God: hehe, sorry;;"
With a chuckle, Gyeongbok stepped into the brain scan.
"Alright, see you again in EldenSoul!"
With that farewell, the screen went dark.
Yet not a single viewer left.
Because the Elden Soul stream was about to begin immediately.
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