Chapter 760: The Toilet is a Magical Place
Chapter 760: The Toilet is a Magical Place
Lu Xingzhi and Helian Xi had been sitting for quite a while, but there was no sign of Shi Huai."Maybe he went to the bathroom! Or he’s constipated? Or maybe he’s hiding in the bathroom crying! Or, or, he went to arrange for us to have better food?" Helian Xi speculated humorously.
Lu Xingzhi: "..."
Xiu’er, is that you?
"Why would he hide in the bathroom crying?" Lu Xingzhi asked.
Helian Xi felt it was time to show off and slowly explain to Lu Xingzhi.
"Don’t underestimate the bathroom; it’s a magical place.
You see, getting caught bad-mouthing someone happens in the bathroom. Stealing glances between men and women happen in the bathroom.
Hmm, running into an ex, getting cornered happens in the bathroom. Making a distressed call happens in the bathroom. Smoking happens in the bathroom.
Campus bullying often happens in the bathroom. What a magical place!"
"What you’re saying makes a lot of sense." Lu Xingzhi had to nod in agreement.
In the few TV shows and novels she’s seen, the situations Helian Xi described indeed happened in the bathroom.
"Of course! Little Zhi Liao, let me tell you." Helian Xi moved her chair closer, "I admit, I can’t compare with you in intelligence. But when it comes to idol dramas and CEO novels, I’m sure I’ve watched more than you."
"Mm-hmm, I believe you." Lu Xingzhi nodded.
"No, why does your belief sound so strange!" Helian Xi couldn’t quite put her finger on what felt off.
"Is it?"
"Yes."
"Brother Shihuai is here." Lu Xingzhi timely changed the topic.
"Brother Shihuai, we want to eat roast whole lamb." Helian Xi said.
"There’s no lamb." Shi Huai directly refused.
"No problem, I haven’t given you Amanda’s address. If you say you have Amanda’s address yourself, then as soon as you get on the plane tomorrow, I’ll tell Amanda to hide. Don’t show up."
In Shi Huai’s stiff expression, Lu Xingzhi continued, "Brother Shihuai, I really don’t want to eat roast whole lamb at all. Just cook me a bowl of noodles."
Shi Huai: "..."
What the hell did I do in my past life!
In this life to meet such fierce people.
Huo Jincheng’s fiancée is really something! She always hits the nail on the head.
Confirming with a glance, she’s a fierce one.
"I was joking with you! Isn’t it just a roast whole lamb! No problem." Shi Huai’s smile was radiant.
"Thank you, Brother Shihuai. But I think half a roast lamb will do."
When Lu Xingzhi mentioned this, Shi Huai nodded, still, they left half for him.
But then they heard Lu Xingzhi continue, "As for the lamb offal, let’s leave it for tomorrow. The other half lamb should be divided again, one part for hotpot and one part to make lamb soup for us tomorrow!"
Helian Xi: "Little Zhi Liao, awesome! This way, we won’t waste food."
Shi Huai: "..."
He was wrong, Little Zhi Liao is indeed fierce.
"You two can’t eat that much!" Shi Huai ’kindheartedly’ reminded.
"It’s not just the two of us! Third Brother and my Brother are on their way, and I called my husband over too." Helian Xi finished with a polite smile.
"Very well, then I wish you a pleasant meal. But as far as I know, Little Yi is a star and has to watch her diet, so she can’t eat much meat. And Jin Chen also eats less, as he exercises every day. Your husband probably doesn’t eat much either!"
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