Chapter 12
Chapter 12
We organized a very small ribbon-cutting ceremony on the opening day of the White Bear Café.
Lucy held the small bluetooth speaker with a numb face, and the sound of "cracking crackling" firecrackers was playing in it, because people from the government called the store before and said "it's not good to set off firecrackers in the urban area".I also asked the guy on the opposite side who claimed to be "Sakaguchi Ango" why he "fired cannons in a different way", and he said, "It's just not the same", and by the way, he corrected my strange Northeast accent ("It's not allowed to shoot, isn't it Different!").
As the major shareholder, Fitzgerald is going to speak. Louisa, Guild's strategist and the actual manager of our coffee shop, graciously handed him a magic tube, and Fitzgerald, who was dressed like a dog and glittered with gold, began to deliver his speech very happily.
I started clapping like hell before he started talking.
So the others followed suit and applauded in a daze.
Applause Interrupted Fitzgerald x1
"Uh, cough." Fitzgerald cleared his throat and forced his mouth to speak, "Everyone, today is full of gongs and drums, today's firecrackers are going off, today is suitable for everything, today is Yokohama's sunny day, and the people of Yokohama like it very much. -"
"Okay!" After being triggered, I howled and clapped desperately.
Applause Interrupted Fitzgerald x2
"After being recommended, I went to Da Xian'er from the Crested Ibis Shrine for a fortune-telling. He said that today is the auspicious day for the start of work, so our coffee shop will officially open from today!" Fitzgerald was extremely vigilant after finishing speaking. Glancing at me, in case I suddenly clapped again, "Our coffee shop is a single-purpose coffee shop, and our goal is-"
I took the lead in shouting: "Get money!!!"
Luisa followed up: "Make a lot of money!!!"
Lucy was listless: "Fuck him a hundred million..."
"No, it's 500 billion!" Fitzgerald was full of enthusiasm, "500 million is just a small goal! Sooner or later, I will earn enough [-] billion, and then I will buy all the superhuman organizations in Yokohama, and finally rule Yokohama! Ha! hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was invited as a representative of regular customers, clapped blankly beside him.
"Our coffee shop is a coffee shop with the theme of 'close to nature', where guests can have a fairytale experience of living in the wild with animals!" Fitzgerald turned around like a chicken blood , "Our animal staff has—"
"The signboard of the White Bear Café
Bear - Dr. Polar Bear (cv. Takahiro Sakurai)! "
Dr. Great Pyrenees sat behind the bar and pressed the switch of the player, and the player automatically and consciously started playing the audio recorded by Fitzgerald: "Welcome to the Pyrenees Café! I am your store manager Pyrenees, please enjoy yourself Time here!"
Lucy, the real store manager, numbly turned up the firecrackers louder.
Fitzgerald, who pointed to onoD as a test, did not feel that he had done anything wrong: "The next thing is, the one with the face of an angel but with a black claw and a ruthless heart is not to be dealt with-Arctic fox Dostoevsky!"
Tosi lay on the bar counter and shook his big and puffy fox tail lazily, the doctor tapped the player switch again, and Akira Ishida's voice came out softly: "Maybe I was born to meet you. "
I wiped my eyes: "Nagi Kaoru's lines are always touching."
Lucy complained: "Come on, you're not Ikari Shinji."
"Finally, there is a short-legged little thing that everyone likes but will never be petted—hey, don't bite—the orange cat Chuya Nakahara!"
I tried my best to pounce on Fitzgerald and hugged Fitzgerald's shattered golden hair: "It's not necessary, brother Zhongye, it's not necessary."
As soon as Zhong Ye opened his mouth, he sang ferociously: "I am the master of the wind and cloud, break free at will! Everyone looks up to me! I am the master of the wind and cloud, there is absolutely no need, look back!"
(*Note: From "Superstar")
"Yes, yes, you are a superstar in Hong Kong and black, you are Brother Zhongyuan Pheasant, and your leader is Sen Haonan." I comforted.
Zhong Ye raised his neck: "I am the one who has turned the world upside down, I am ordered to write it! Respect my own law!"
I went on: "This fierce and flashing eyes, cat!"
Fukuzawa Yukichi next to him was about to become cute: "Why can he sing..."
"I don't know, Zhong Ye seems to be in a special situation. He borrowed few sentences from the drama that he can use to speak, but there is no limit to singing." The orange cat in my arms trembled with anger. , "It's really nice to sing among us!"
Zhong also turned his head a little embarrassed: "I just started to practice, and I started to be anxious..."
(*Note: From "Exercise")
Seeing that the topic is gradually shifting, Fitzgerald said firmly: "With these animal employees, our Polar Bear Café will have a better tomorrow!"
This time it was Luisa who began to applaud desperately: "Our Guild will have a better tomorrow!!!"
Applause Interrupted Fitzgerald x3
Fitzgerald: "...haha, yes, it would be better."
A leader's speech should not be too long, and Fitzgerald also understood this truth.Lucy and Louisa pulled a red rope and stretched it straight. I put the coil under the white bear doll tied on the red rope. Fitzgerald cut the rope with scissors, and the white bear The dolls land on the tray—a ribbon-cutting success!
Tuosi, who watched the whole process coldly, said to the doctor with a smile, "Sooner or later, this store will close down."
Kanban Bear declined to comment.
Before entering the store, Ryunosuke Akutagawa confirmed for the fifth time that his current disguise was still on him.
The hat that hides the iconic two locks of gray hair - wear it well.
Thin-rimmed glasses that concealed the fact that he had no eyebrows -- wear them well.
A white T-shirt that is completely different from my usual attire—ordinary attire.
Rashomon's current attachment object is a black baseball shirt - normal wear.
The camouflage has been made like this, unless Renhu appears and lifts his hat, Akutagawa is absolutely—impossible to lose his horse!
With such an awareness in mind, Akutagawa pushed open the door of Shirokuma Cafe.
"Welcome to Shirokuma Café! I am your store manager Shirokuma, please enjoy your time here!"
When Takahiro Sakurai's voice suddenly sounded, Akutagawa almost asked Rashomon to come out and beat someone—is Fitzgerald here today? !In this case, do we have to penetrate the first, second, third and fourth floors of this building and ask people to come down and fight together? !
When Lucy came forward to say hello, Akutagawa realized that it was not Fitzgerald himself who was speaking, but the player on the bar.Sitting behind the bar is a genuine polar bear, silently stretching out its paws to rest on the shoulder of a little orange-haired girl, and the little girl is staring at a tablet placed on the bar with red eyes, her fists clenched tightly, Akutagawa felt like he could hear the clicking sound.
Akutagawa glanced cautiously at the store, except for the orange hair on the head of the little girl behind the bar, he didn't find anything similar to Zhong Yuanzhong.There were a few individual customers sitting in the store, who looked like female high school students. They had fruit parfaits on their tables, and each of them took a picture of an arctic fox lying on the table with their mobile phones and screamed in a low voice.
… polar bears, arctic foxes.Well, something.
Akutagawa sat down at the bar, facing the polar bear and the orange-haired girl.
"Hello, guest, what would you like to order?" Lucy pushed the menu in front of him, "The season recommends a white bear set meal, an arctic fox set meal, and the signature hand-ground coffee in the store—"
"Bastard!!!" The orange-haired girl suddenly howled, "Go to hell!!!"
Akutagawa was taken aback, strips of cloth almost came out of the black baseball shirt to tie her up.The polar bear immediately stretched out its claws and pressed her down: "It's all over, it's all over."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on Jotaro-"
The polar bear comforted skillfully: "It's okay, Jotaro is okay, he's okay, he'll get rid of this guy."
"Although he will be fine after knowing it, but I feel uncomfortable seeing him being wronged!" The orange-haired girl's knuckles began to click, "I really want to cross the network cable to kill that cub 'Lover' Pull out Ola!"
Seeing that Akutagawa's eyes were wrong, Lucy quickly explained: "Customer, don't be afraid. She is Lixiang, the little boss of our shop. She usually eats, is lazy, does nothing, and just sits here watching JOJO. She is so excited now because of the episode Her life was abused by an enemy—”
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
The polar bear could only gently pat her on the back with its big bear paw, repeating over and over: "He's fine, Jotaro is fine, 'lover' will have retribution, he will be killed by Ola."
Akutagawa: Is it true that Chuya Nakahara will not be abused in this kind of store? !
He pointed to a set meal restlessly, and Lucy glanced at it: "Ah, is it the cat set meal? Wait a minute, our cat is sleeping. We will bring him here after we make preparations."
Lucy poked Lixiang on the back: "Don't look, the guest wants Diva Maomao."
Li Xiang paused the tablet, lowered her head, reached out and lifted a ball of orange fluff from her knee: "Wake up, get up and work!"
The orange kitten stretched out slowly from a ball of fur, and gradually emerged four short paws and a fluffy tail with a "meow--" and stretched out a very feline on the palm of Lixiang's hand. Big lazy.
"It's so sleepy." He complained in Nakahara Chuya's voice.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke is struck by lightning!
Lixiang nodded Zhongye's wet pink nose: "Sleep after business is over! This customer, this is the cat you ordered!"
Akutagawa stretched out his hand stiffly, "Okay...Okay."
Nakaya didn't realize who the bespectacled guest was an acquaintance at first, he walked up to Akutagawa's table as a routine, and fell down on the ground like touching porcelain, with a look of "please touch it quickly" rogue like.
Akutagawa: ...Oh my God, how can he do this! ?
His strange behavior caught the attention of Gotomaru Tachika at the bar: "What's the matter, guest, are you dissatisfied with this cat?"
Chuya raised his head, looked at him with cobalt blue round eyes, and the originally round and big cat pupils suddenly narrowed
Why is Ryunosuke Akutagawa here? !
One person and one cat are relatively stiff.
"No, no dissatisfaction, satisfaction." Akutagawa said dryly, then slowly stretched out his hand, "Touch, I touch."
Zhong also turned out his velvety belly, curled up his limbs rather awkwardly, and made a similar sound of "snoring and hulu" very artificially.
Lixiang tilted his head in confusion: "Chuya, are you so comfortable today? Before I touched you, you wouldn't snore..."
Chuya: Simata!Acting too much!
"Well, it may be that you have excellent skills!" Li Xiang came to a conclusion and nodded, "This guest, what's your name, please? I want to ask you for some cat-handling skills!"
Akutagawa was a little flustered: "I, uh, my name is..."
Zhong Ye glared at him: If you dare to say your real name, you will die!
Akutagawa's mind suddenly flashed the nickname he gave himself when he fought against the priest of the Guild, Nathaniel Hawthorne
"Diavolo.*" Akutagawa said, "My name is Diavolo."
(*Note: The meaning of "devil" in Italian is pronounced "diablo". When Akutagawa and the priest fought in the second season of "Bungo Stray Dogs", in order to mock the priest, Akutagawa called himself a devil)
Lixiang: ...Huh?
what? !
The person you voiced by Kensho Ono is called Diablo? !
Wryyyyyyy!The world has really changed!Don't you think so, Giorno?
Cv is also Giorno Giovanna of Kensho Ono: I’m in Rome, just finished beating the boss, don’t cue
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