281 Chapter 281、
281 Chapter 281、
"I know what you... did last week." Pepe doesn't really like Kaka, of course, there are some old enemies in it; there is not much "feud" between everyone and him, so... choose A recent one.
Kaka punished him last week, so... let's "die" with him today.
"I..." Kaka sighed dejectedly, because of a trivial matter, a small joke, she fell into a "desperate situation", she really wants to be a real honest person.
"Come on, I'll get you clothes; by the way, I'll show you the male version of Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake video." Tatiana is quite satisfied with this combination, a "White Rabbit", a "Monk", The two of them jumped into Swan Lake together, this selling point is enough.
Compared to Tatiana's excitement and the surrounding people's gloating and eagerness to fight, Kaka and Pepe looked ashen; this Christmas is probably the last Christmas they will never forget in their lives.
"I suddenly wanted to react, is Milan not good? Why come to Real Madrid?"
If Kaka's words were heard by the media, it would cause endless trouble; but now the yachts are all "own people", so there is no problem with saying whatever they want.
Even Nadal, who was a bit cautious at the beginning, has let go a lot now after the "bombing" of N**** adventures and the "great achievements" of Tatiana who are constantly instilled.
Now, he is also looking forward to Pepe and Kaka's performance with a wretched smile, and even stands side by side with Cristiano, dancing and laughing together.
Tatiana, who came out with her things, couldn't help but be moved when she saw this scene - it really is that people are divided into groups!
"Ahem, the clothes are here; of course, you can watch the original version first before jumping." The computer in Tatiana's arms has already turned on the video, "I don't think you can do any difficult moves, do a few simple four-piece The movement of the swan is actually all right.”
"Of course, if you can split a fork or something, I'd love to see it."
"As your team doctor, I think your flexibility should be able to do it."
"If it can't be done, I can work harder in this area this season."
Do not!
It's good for her to be a team doctor. She doesn't need to be a stretching coach, a Pilates coach, etc. Their flexibility doesn't need to be that good.
Ignoring Tatiana's words, they "seriously" looked at the professional Swan Lake——
Other people's Swan Lake is art, they come to dance... Maybe it's not even performance art?
"TT, do you have to wear clothes?"
"Why, you don't want to dance naked @body?"
……
They are also convinced of this ability to intentionally misinterpret.
"Come on, put on your clothes and let's start today's most important performance." Tatiana didn't hide her smile when she watched the show, and she was even willing to let Pepe and Kaka demonstrate a few ballet performances in order to make their performance better. a basic action.
Is her "sacrifice" enough?
It's very good, if she has the ability, she will dance the whole paragraph first!
"It's not very demanding, just imitate the action... 1 minute is enough, I treat you well?" Tatiana still knows how to write the four words "click to stop".
If you want everyone to be happy, you have to leave a bottom line so that people will continue to take the bait next time.
"Brother, we are optimistic about you."
"We will give you the warmest applause."
"Don't be shy, return the clothes directly."
"Hurry up, maybe you can continue to be high after dancing."
When it comes to coaxing, Real Madrid's players are already very, very familiar with it; and each one is more excited than the other, so they almost go up and pick up their teammates' clothes to "help".
Pepe and Kaka glanced at each other. The latter had resentment. Pepe chose him like that?
If it wasn't for Pepe, why would he suddenly be sad?
This kind of teammate is really "chilling".
But it was useless to say anything now, so I had to resign myself to my fate and return the clothes first; anyway, Tatiana watched them change clothes almost every day, so she just put them on on the spot, just... ballet clothes and so on, it was too difficult to wear.
What's more, it's weird, the size...it's almost the same?
So when exactly did Tatiana start preparing for this?
How did you think of this?
"I watched the live version of the male version of Swan Lake before, and it was very good." Then I thought about what would happen if it was an unprofessional version. If some guys came to dance, would the fans be happy? Crazy?
Well, it's Christmas, it's just the holidays, and the New Year is coming soon, so let's treat it as a New Year's gift for fans.
She is really a good team doctor who thinks about the fans.
Please don't watch the show indiscriminately in the future, okay?Even if you look at it, don't think too much, fill up your own brain holes a little bit, open it too much...Aren't you afraid of breaking it?
"Hahahahaha."
"Hahahahahaha."
"Kaka, Pepe, you... are so sexy!"
"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect it to be quite suitable for you."
Can these guys shut up?Can they just be thrown into the sea?
"Please, start your performance. Please get over it. There is no soundtrack." Tatiana found herself a good viewing position, and made a "please" gesture to Kaka and Pepe.
Kaka and Pepe took deep breaths at the same time, sooner or later they would all be "dead", then... die early and be reborn early!
But... those movements are too difficult, right?
What version can't be made at all?
"The four little swans will always dance, right? I'll show you the video, and you follow along." Tatiana shook her head helplessly. It seems that she is too demanding. Professionals like Swan Lake... overestimate them.
But... a simplified version, or even a funny version of the movements of the four little swans, is no problem, right?
Slowly stand on tiptoe...you can only step on your feet, you can't do more difficult ones, and then...hook your legs, raise your head, walk, kick your legs...
Tatiana turned her head silently, she wanted to maintain her image and not laugh like those rough guys, but those who don't laugh in this scene are definitely not normal people.
In particular, these two people still dance this dance with that unrequited expression, and the stiffness of the movements is close to that of zombies. If I don't send this to the fans, I'm sorry for the fans' support year after year.
"TT, is it alright?" Pepe couldn't help asking, there was really... no way to continue; I felt like my face was going to burn.
"All right, all right, that's all." Tatiana was still very kind, and stopped embarrassing these two people who blushed like monkey butts.
"Brother, you have a good attitude. Maybe you can change careers after retiring." Cristiano's teasing of Kaka and Pepe is really... so cheap that people can't describe it in words.
Kaka and Pepe stripped off their clothes at an extraordinary speed. I really don't want to wear this clothes for a second, it's too... shameless!
Especially Pepe, who has already doubted his life now-will anyone be "afraid" of him on the court in the future?How can he make up for his heroic image in the hearts of fans?
Tatiana and other good watchers don't care about this, they just watch it to their satisfaction.
Rey pulled Nadal, and the two of them squatted in a corner with a little wretched expression and were talking in a low voice; the content of the conversation was of course Kaka and Pepe's ballet performance.
"It's a pity, four little swans, two less." I have to say that in less than a day, Nadal has almost exposed himself; what an honest man, it's just a cloud.
"Yeah, get four together as usual, that picture." Rey's smile is a bit wretched, although his natal life is Real Madrid, but... this does not prevent him from watching the show and gloating at this time.
Hmm... It's nice to see the versatility of the players, right?
"Why did TT choose only two?"
"I guess I want to save it for the next time." Raikkonen also joined the ranks of corner squats; based on his understanding of Tatiana...I guess there is no last move today, but in a few days, weeks, months ...probably just another good show.
Pepe and Kaka, who had changed back into their own clothes, let out a sigh of relief, and finally...be themselves again; but...the next thing is the "storm" in the online world, right?Except for the content of the hanging door frame last season, and the content of Benzema's sailor suit house dance that was not released last time, the fans of all kinds of shame play every time are... hey!
Today...hehe, they saw that someone had already sent it.
"Hurry up and read the fans' comments." Rey quickly turned to his sister's social account. He just glanced at it. Tatiana sent a short video to his account.
Which fans would be most interested in these?
Of course, those fans who follow Tatiana; so just look at her account alone to know the reaction of most fans.
The reaction of the fans, of course, did not disappoint the trio squatting in the corner.
Facing the video of Tatiana’s duet ballet, besides the usual various smiley expressions, the most common question is——
"Since there are four little swans, why are there only two now? Where are the other two?"
"I hope that Miss Sister, the team doctor, can have a complete four little swans."
"I like the Christmas gift from the team doctor, but I still hope that there will be a full version of the Four Little Swans."
"If I could have the full version of the Four Cygnets, I would hope it would be the deadly quartet... Ramos, Marcelo, Cristiano and Benzema."
"I would like to nominate the unexpected foursome, Alonso, Casey, Modric and Kaka."
"I'd rather see the four little swans in the Portuguese group."
"Then I still want to watch the Banya group."
......
The fans who will be fans of Tatiana are indeed the same as the owner, they are the ones who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.
I don't know how the people who watched the excitement would feel after seeing these messages. Their fans only want to black them.
However, the trio of them squatting in the corner had a good time watching it. None of this had anything to do with them, they just wanted to enjoy the show.
Suddenly I understand why Tatiana is so skinny, it turns out that skinning... really feels good physically and mentally!
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