Chapter 984
Chapter 984
Sure enough, Lu Ming tried several times and his movements became smooth.
Jiang man breathes a sigh of relief. His husband has always been standing in the cloud. If he really wants to be fed, I'm afraid he is the most sad one.
"Man man, don't think too much about it. I don't have so many messy thoughts in your head. I won't be sad. I feel very satisfied to have you and my son to take care of me."
This man is a worm in her stomach. Every time she thinks about something, he can understand it immediately.
"Can you be stupid?"
"I can't help it. It's innate. Our Lu family's genes are just like this. We can't be stupid even if we want to be stupid."
"Dad is so narcissistic, but I also think I have inherited the genes of Lu family and grandfather." Lu Yao said with a smile.
"Son of a bitch, you were born to me. You inherit some of my genes."
Lu Yao shook his head, "I really can't compliment your genes."
"Son of a bitch, you're going to rebel, aren't you?"
Jiang man put down his chopsticks and went straight to the little guy's itchy nest, which made him unable to stand up and beg for mercy.
Lu Ming is eating elegantly at the same time, looking at the two playful people, his inner satisfaction is beyond words.
Suddenly he thought of something. Lu Ming's chopsticks said, "by the way, when I was in a coma, the things you two had done together should be eliminated as soon as possible."
Jiang man was stunned and didn't respond for a moment. What did Lu Ming say, "what do we add up?"
"It's about designing red underwear." Lu Ming felt that his wife sometimes had a bad taste. Maybe he didn't really tease the kids, but really decided to do it.
Lu Yao covered his mouth with a smile and said: "yes, I agree with my father's view on this point. Just say that I have inherited my father's gene. This idea is the same."
This is what I said.
How to do, she likes to "abuse" her husband and son, to see them gnash their teeth, but also take her helpless appearance, she felt comfortable.
Tomorrow, she will give the design to the student sister and ask her to help make it.
Jiang man let go of Lu Yao and helped him tidy up his clothes. He went over and hugged Lu Ming's neck from behind with a smile. "Honey, you're joking. Red is so festive. Why should you refuse? I designed it myself. Give it some face. No one can see it in it anyway. It won't damage your dignity. Besides, Yao Yao and I are with you. You are not alone. "
Lu Ming's lips twitched and his smile cracked. Is this still Jiang man he knows?
He can't accept this coquetry at all.
It's OK for women and children to wear red. What does he look like as an old man? That will be the black history of his life.
"Jiang man man, come on, be normal." Lu Ming is afraid to clap her hand.
"Mom, be normal." Lu Yao also said, such a mother is too terrible, like a fairy, cannibal without blinking an eye.
Jiang man pushed Lu Ming on the shoulder and patted the table with one hand. "You two masochists are kind to you. You don't appreciate it. You have to make me look down on you. Is that right? No one can change what I decide. I'm the master of such small things at home. It's family rules. It's settled long ago. You don't have the right to object."
"Mom, dad just woke up, can't you make him feel better?" Lu Yao changed his strategy and took a pathetic route, which must arouse Jiang man's pity.
"Smelly boy, don't sow discord. I'm doing this for your father and you. I'm sincere. Your father will understand."
"Jiang man man, I don't need these." Lu Ming fue feels headache. His wife's mind is really different from that of ordinary people. How can he be so superstitious? If red can really eliminate disasters and solve difficulties, the world will be peaceful. There are so many messy things.
"Lu Ming, don't make trouble. I think you need it." Jiang man still smiles.
Lu Ming is speechless. Is he making trouble? Well, it seems that she is not making trouble either. The starting point is for his good.
"Manman."
Jiang man, don't open your face.
"Authoritarian mother." Lu Yao hated injustice and was about to go crazy.
"Cut the crap and eat your food. You have no room to refute. You will receive my painstaking care in three days." Jiang man's domineering way.
"Well, skip this question. You dare to say one more thing. It's red from top to bottom and from inside to outside. Let's see who is abusing who." Jiang man is eating leisurely.
"Man man, you are a real witch." Lu Ming can't laugh or cry.
"Mom."
"Again."
The father and son looked at each other and decided not to speak any more, otherwise they would be cleaned up by the witch at home.
Lu Ming didn't feel sleepy after a day's sleep. On the contrary, Jiang man and Lu Yao relaxed and yawned one after another.
"You two, if you're tired, go to bed. I'll read the meeting book myself."
"No, Dad. Let's fight the landlord. I'll take out my pocket money." Lu Yao suggested.
"Son, that's a good idea. Three people are just enough. I'll take out my little vault."
"Since you are in such a good mood, come on. Don't cry when the red envelope and the small Treasury are finished."
"Dad, don't look down on people. It's not sure who will win or lose." He often plays on the mobile phone, the level is OK, should not lose too ugly.
After a while, Lu Yao's crazy voice rang out in the living room, "Mom, do you know the rules of the game, you can't play cards like this, you're breaking the rules."
"Why not? I think so."
"Dad, you can't give your mother water. It's unfair to me. I'm your son. You can't be so eccentric. Don't cheat, OK?"
In the end, a promising little girl was taken away with all her pocket money by her black bellied father and shameless mother. He was almost so angry that he had to save some food for An'an, which was all gone.
"You two are just black and white evil spirits. It's like this. I'm a child." It's not that he's bad at technique, it's that two people cooperate with each other, two to one, it's inevitable that he will lose.
I don't know what my mother has done. My father just knows what cards she has. They cooperate perfectly. It's really evil.
"Good son, father and son soldiers, we speak according to our ability, there is no distinction between the old and the young, your level is too bad."
"Yao Yao, it's no big deal to face up to winning or losing. It's important to participate. It's good if you don't give up." That's what a wicked mother said.
The little guy was so angry that he ran in the living room twice. He felt that his IQ was not enough now. He was always being cheated.
Lu Ming looks at his lovely appearance and shakes his head with a smile.
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