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Chapter 89 : My Sword Is Not Without Its Sharpness



Chapter 89 : My Sword Is Not Without Its Sharpness

Chapter 89: My Sword Is Not Without Its Sharpness

Inside the office, Lin Mo sat a little unnaturally on the sofa, pretending to drink water, while Liu Rushuang turned her back to tidy her dress.

As for Miss Yuan, she sneered disdainfully and mocked: “Yo yo yo yo yo, now you finally know what shame is? The Qing dynasty has already fallen, and you’ve suddenly become the top scholar. Where were you earlier?”

Then she looked at Lin Mo, who was drinking water, and continued: “And you, what are you pretending for? You’re burning with anger—go at her! Instead, you’re enjoying it, pathetic guy!”

Lin Mo: …

As expected of Miss Yuan—her little mouth truly struck all sides equally. No one could escape.

Quickly regaining her composure, Emperor Rushuang returned to her usual calm demeanor, carrying a trace of allure as she said: “Still better than you. Just looking at me makes people breathe more easily.”

Yuan Meng: ???

“What do you mean by that?”

Liu Rushuang sneered, then lowered her head to look at herself, before glancing at Miss Yuan’s chest.

Yuan Meng: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

“I’ll fight you!”

With a loud shout, Miss Yuan, under the shocked gaze of the other two, pulled out from under her skirt a huge inflatable hammer labeled 1000t and charged with claws bared.

But the next second, she was subdued by Emperor Rushuang and pinned against the office desk.

“Wait, where did you even pull this thing from?”

Liu Rushuang stared at the hammer in her hand, her face full of puzzlement.

As for Lin Mo, he was no longer surprised. That skirt of hers was basically like Doraemon’s pocket. From what he had already seen pulled out before—apples, bananas, milk tea with a straw already in it, an egg-stuffed pancake, and even a giant carrot knife—an inflatable hammer was nothing unusual anymore.

“Uh, maybe it’s Sister Yuan’s special talent,” Lin Mo sighed.

But Liu Rushuang didn’t buy it. She patted Miss Yuan’s skirt and then turned to him, saying: “Step outside for a moment. I want to see what species she is, to be able to fit so much!”

Hearing this, Lin Mo hurriedly opened the door and slipped out, closing it behind him. In truth, he was also curious, but he couldn’t just go rummaging through a girl’s skirt!

Immediately afterward came the miserable cries of the Yuan Goddess.

“Wait… wait!”

“No, stop… don’t~”

Then came the sound of things clattering messily onto the floor. After quite a while, Liu Rushuang’s voice finally came:

“Come in.”

Hearing this, Lin Mo pushed the door open, only to see that the previously spotless floor was now covered with a pile of items.

There were several packs of snacks, two cans of cola, a bunch of fresh grapes, three strawberries, a wrench for car repair, a can of pepper spray, a small carrot knife—basically, a whole assortment.

Liu Rushuang: …

Lin Mo: …

“Wait, that skirt can fit this much? Sister Yuan, you’re insane!”

At this moment, Miss Yuan sat pitifully on the sofa, clutching at the edge of her skirt: “Hmph, are you satisfied now? That’s it, no more, nothing left, wuuu~~ ahhh~”

Feeling her skirt empty, Yuan Meng was extremely unaccustomed. This hollowed-out sensation was truly unpleasant. No wonder when men were drained, they became utterly spiritless—she felt the same way herself.

Ignoring Miss Yuan’s wails, Liu Rushuang picked up the wrench from the floor and curiously asked: “I can understand pepper spray, but you carry this around too? Isn’t it heavy?”

“It’s my trump card! Give it back to me!”

With that, Miss Yuan rushed forward, snatched the wrench, and stuffed it back inside.

Five minutes later, the three of them were sitting on chairs, leisurely sipping tea.

“By the way, why did you suddenly show up today?” Miss Yuan asked as she put down her teacup.

By then, she had already stashed away the snacks, carrot knife, and the rest. As for the grapes and strawberries that had fallen on the floor—they were no longer edible, and she had reluctantly thrown them away with tears.

With her skirt full again, her emotions naturally stabilized.

“Well, I was going to sell the medicine, and worried that President Liu wouldn’t have time, so I came personally to deliver it.” Lin Mo placed the remaining Angong Niuhuang Pill on the table.

It was indeed a fine thing, but his parents were still young and didn’t need such a medicine yet. Rather than keeping it, he thought it was better to cash it in.

If something like a special health product came out later, it would not be too late to bring it back for his parents. After all, instead of storing medicine, it was better to keep them healthy in the first place.

Besides, he had a long road ahead, and would eventually draw more treasures. He wasn’t worried at all.

“Honestly, with legs like yours, can’t you give me a discount?” Liu Rushuang picked up the Angong Niuhuang Pill from the table with a smile, raising her brows at him, completely forgetting that Lin Mo had tattled on her earlier.

But before Lin Mo could speak, Miss Yuan spat: “Pah~ What legs? Just looking at them makes me want to break them. If she were carrying something, maybe then!”

Hearing this, Liu Rushuang’s pretty face flushed red: “You! At such a young age, already learning the bad things. Stop watching that unhealthy stuff!”

“Tch, so Liu Rushuang is allowed to flirt, but Yuan isn’t allowed to drive?”

Liu Rushuang: …

Only after the two finished bickering did Lin Mo finally process it: “So… that’s what carrying meant? I…”

Liu Rushuang: “Shut up. We’ll go with Yuanyuan’s price.”

With that, she asked for his bank card number and, right in front of both of them, transferred 400,000 to Lin Mo’s account.

Seeing the million-plus balance in his mobile banking app, Lin Mo’s lips could no longer restrain themselves. He sat frozen in the chair for a long time, unable to recover.

“Is it really worth being that happy?” Miss Yuan said indifferently. After all, to her, such money wasn’t worth fussing over.

Even during her “poorest” days in high school, when her family dared not give her too much money, she still had 1.2 million left in her card to scrape by. And that was her own secret stash.

Once she entered university, her family loosened up and gave her tens of thousands every month, with more available if she overspent.

After graduation, her family wanted her to train in the company, but she refused, played around for two years, and left in defiance. Her savings shrank a lot, but recently her wallet had fattened up again.

Lin Mo rolled his eyes at her words: “Of course it’s worth it. I’m not like you two rich women.”

This was a million! His family, though both parents worked, didn’t necessarily even have this much in savings.

He wanted to save more money to let his parents retire early and enjoy life. If they still worked as hard as before while he made money, what was the point of earning at all?

With the shopping page, he was bound to make huge profits. One million wasn’t nearly enough!

Meanwhile, Liu Rushuang had clearly heard from Su He about Lin Mo’s circumstances, knowing his family was ordinary—perhaps even less well-off than Su He’s.

So she understood his reaction, and then put on her glasses, propped her chin with one hand, pressing her full chest against the desk as she said in a teasing tone:

“Actually, big sister has a bit of money. You understand what I mean, don’t you, little brother~”

Hearing this, Lin Mo leaned back tactically. In the next second, Miss Yuan shot to her feet with a loud “tom~”:

“You heartless Liu Rushuang! Just an old cucumber with a bit of money. Don’t think pressing your chest against the table makes you special! Wearing glasses, pretending to be some glasses beauty—take them off, I’d still recognize you!”

But instead of being provoked, Liu Rushuang smoothly took off her glasses, biting gently on one of the arms with a smile: “Having the capital is what makes me special. Don’t you think so, little brother~”

As she spoke, she pressed harder against the desk, making Miss Yuan snap, pulling out her carrot knife from her skirt and shouting:

“My sword is not without its sharpness!”

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