novelraw Chapter 85 : Two Idiots Who Could Enter the Library
Chapter 85 : Two Idiots Who Could Enter the Library
Chapter 85: Two Idiots Who Could Enter the Library
“Are you sick? I’m asking you, are you sick!”
After Brother Wang the driver left in the car, Lin Mo seized the moment, grabbed Li Shiya in a hold, and pinned him to the ground.
“Wrong, I was wrong, really wrong. There were outsiders just now, and you don’t want others to know you have a tendency for domestic violence, right?”
Pinned down, Li Shiya quickly lowered his voice while speaking, glancing around nervously as he did, afraid some student might pass by and blow things up. If that happened, wouldn’t his identity be exposed?
Hearing this, Lin Mo thought for a moment. It did make sense. After all, this guy had his golden body protecting him outside, so it was best not to provoke trouble.
“You’re still talking? Do you not even know what you look like right now? Keep some distance when you’re outside, alright?” Lin Mo glared at him, then released his hold.
Li Shiya quickly scrambled up and patted the dirt off his skirt: “Hey, it’s just a habit, I’ll be more careful next time.”
As they were talking, Wang Chu came walking over: “Not bad, Old Mo. Now you’ve even gotten into public office, riding in official cars and all!”
Lin Mo turned around and was stunned: “Whoa, it’s only been two days. How come you’re dressed so flashy? You even used hair gel?”
At that moment, Wang Chu was in a whole new set of clothes, his white sneakers spotless. Though he was still on the plump side, at least he didn’t look as greasy as before. He looked much fresher—at least a fresher fat guy—and most importantly, he had styled his hair.
“Pssh, listen to yourself. You’re allowed to dress up, but I can’t change my hairstyle? Compared to you, I’m nothing.” Wang Chu smoothed his side hair with his palm, striking a little pose.
Lin Mo looked him over and couldn’t help but laugh: “No, I didn’t mean it like that. I just didn’t expect you’d start caring about your image.”
At this, Sichuan Girl curled her lips: “Isn’t it because a certain someone got rejected and then swore to change himself, even asking me to help him doll up? He even has a slogan—‘Today you ignore me, tomorrow I’ll be out of your league!’”
“Shut up, I was just helping you make videos!”
Neither of them would back down, and Lin Mo found it annoying to listen.
“Wait, that’s not the important part.” Saying that, he turned to Sichuan Girl: “You’re making a comeback? Found a place to live yet?”
Sichuan Girl shook her head: “Not yet. How could it be that fast? These days, finding a place that has a good environment and a good price is really tough. Luckily, I can still stay in the dorm. I was thinking maybe once I save up a bit more, I’ll just go big and rent a high-end single apartment.”
“You haven’t found a place, and you still dare to run around disguised as Li Shiya?” Lin Mo was dumbfounded. After all, now that the semester had started, there were plenty of students on campus. She couldn’t be renting rooms outside every day just to change clothes, right?
“Hey, speaking of which, Old Mo, do you know what Wang Chu and I discovered?”
Suddenly, Sichuan Girl spoke mysteriously.
“What did you discover?”
“We saw that Zhao Tingting’s been very close with some guy these past couple of days. Looks like they’re dating.” Sichuan Girl whispered, her face showing excitement.
At that, Lin Mo shoved a palm onto Li Shiya’s delicate face and pushed him away: “So what? What does that have to do with you turning into Li Shiya?
Besides, she’s single. What’s wrong with her getting a boyfriend? Nothing surprising about it. Whoever she dates, however many she dates, it’s her business. Why are you so excited?”
Sichuan Girl slapped his hand away: “Pfft, it’s all Wang Chu. He’s upset that she told him she wasn’t considering romance, but then immediately went and found someone else. He felt rejected, so he asked me to help him save face.
Brotherhood, right? Of course I had to help. Just now, the two of us were in the library, deliberately showing off in front of Zhao Tingting, helping Wang Chu get his pride back.”
Hearing this, Lin Mo immediately took a step back, his face full of disgust: “You… you two… are sick!”
“Get lost, I was just helping a brother. Hey, do you think I should go undercover as Li Shiya and dig for the truth?” Sichuan Girl asked excitedly, already imagining herself as a righteous hero exposing a scumbag.
Lin Mo: …
“Idiots. Two idiots who can get into the library.”
“That’s all in the past now. She can date whoever she wants. What does it have to do with us?”
“As for you—undercover, my ass. Why don’t you go undercover with a couple of eggs instead!”
Lin Mo spat at them both, furious. He was only gone two days, and these two already started stirring up trouble.
Although he didn’t approve of Zhao Tingting’s way of dating with ulterior motives, it wasn’t their business. Just staying away was enough.
Hearing this, both of them froze for a moment, then fell silent, probably realizing it was a bit out of line.
“Yeah, too perverted. Sichuan Girl, your thoughts are too filthy. I despise you. I am ashamed to be in your company!” Wang Chu declared righteously.
Sichuan Girl: …
“Get lost. Old Mo scolded you, and you scold me? Why don’t you scold him?”
But Wang Chu shook his head and sighed helplessly: “Do you know why I’ve never scolded Old Mo in our three years of university?”
“Isn’t it because you’re always the one acting shameless?” Sichuan Girl shot back.
Wang Chu: “Bah! No, it’s because his name is Lin Mo, the same as Mazu. Every time I want to say something harsh, I just can’t bring myself to. But scolding you? No problem at all.”
Sichuan Girl: …
Lin Mo: ???
Wang Chu then gave the two of them a quick lecture on Mazu. A quick online search confirmed it, and Lin Mo was dumbfounded on the spot.
“No… no way, my name…”
Wang Chu came over and patted his shoulder: “That’s why I always felt your future lies in our hometown. Think about it—once you go there, no matter what job you do, your bosses will never scold you.
If you get a particularly traditional boss, they’ll even give you your own table at meals.”
Lin Mo: “If that’s the case, then why don’t you kneel when you see me?”
Wang Chu: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Just a small interlude, nothing serious. Then the three of them headed straight for a hotpot restaurant near the school gate.
Meanwhile, at Jiangning Airport—
“Brother, you really won’t stay a few more days? I’m starting to feel reluctant to let you go. Ever since you came back, I feel like my luck has improved. Maybe I should keep licking, who knows, maybe I’ll really lick my way to success?” Yuan Meng looked at her elder brother Yuan Hua and sighed.
During this period, her private stash of money had grown significantly, to the point where she felt a little embarrassed.
Today, their whole family had gone to their maternal grandparents’ house for a meal. Afterwards, she drove her brother to the airport—her father had instructed her to personally make sure her brother boarded the plane.
“Don’t talk nonsense. This time your brother really got screwed over because of you. By the way, if you still have a conscience, tell Rushuang—I’ll definitely be back!” Yuan Hua sighed helplessly.
Yuan Meng: …
“Got it, Grey Wolf. Hurry up and go. You’re just a vassal prince. Next time you come back, I’ll already be on the throne. By then, I’ll take Liu Rushuang as my concubine, and that’ll fulfill your dream of having her join our family!”
Yuan Hua: …
After all, only vassal princes went off to distant places. The true crown princes always stayed in the capital. Clearly, she was the one destined by heaven.
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