novelraw Chapter 44 : Enjoyable, So Enjoyable!
Chapter 44 : Enjoyable, So Enjoyable!
Chapter 44: Enjoyable, So Enjoyable!
What was wrong with eight hundred? Back then, Emperor Taizong of Tang dared to fight at Xuanwu Gate with just eight hundred men. As for himself, a dignified college student, how was he any worse?
Right now, he could not climb as high as Empress Rushuang. She was beautiful and rich, and although her family background was unclear, it was not hard to deduce from Miss Yuan’s words that she came from wealth.
But it was not as if he had no chance to turn things around. With just one year left at school, if he steadily grew, who could say who would end up on top in the end?
Ever since he discovered the shopping page, Lin Mo was filled with confidence about his future. He had none of the anxiety that usually came with entering senior year, when one was about to step into society and risk failing to find a good job.
How could he quickly reach the level where he could stand toe to toe with Empress Rushuang? He smiled faintly. Very simple! Just by returning to school!
Lin Mo took his suitcase, turned, and stepped through the school gate. In that instant, he no longer concealed his aura—it burst forth: peak undergraduate!
In a single moment, Lin Mo’s back straightened. He was the peak of undergraduates! Who dared to look down on him, who could look down on him?
As the saying went: Company posts chilled by the cold wind, while at the school gates gods return. Bed One sheds tears, employee badges are cast away, workers turn north. From eight to five people retreat, two-thousand salary leaves empty tears. Destiny sealed, eight hundred in shame, Tsinghua and Peking regret~ But I, I do not regret!
After a round of imagining himself punching Yuan Meng and kicking Rushuang, Lin Mo finally lugged his suitcase and hurried toward the dorm.
Luckily, today was only the 29th, not yet the start of term. Otherwise, that scene just now would have left him socially dead on the spot.
Although Liu Rushuang posed no threat to him in matters of romance, she could utterly ruin his reputation on campus.
Otherwise, just that little scene earlier could already have landed him on the school’s confession wall, saying some senior had supposedly been toyed with by a rich woman and was dismissed with eight hundred yuan, utterly pitiful.
At this moment, Lin Mo could not help but feel grateful he had not been lazy in the rental apartment but had returned to school early. Otherwise, the consequences were unimaginable.
Walking down the main road of campus, Lin Mo, for the first time, felt that the university he had attended for three years still had such a different side.
The vast campus was quiet and desolate, with almost no students in sight. After all, whenever he had been here in the past, the school had never lacked people.
Rows of lush ginkgo trees lined both sides of the path, providing shade. Sunlight filtered through the leaves, scattering across the road, making the whole path resemble a fairy tale.
Not far away, by the artificial lake—a spot usually favored by couples—there was now no one. The water rippled with light. For a moment, Lin Mo felt as if he had entered a castle that belonged to him alone.
Quiet. Leisurely. That was how Lin Mo felt right now.
Months of internship life had left him somewhat weary, but in this instant, he felt soothed.
Truly, school was such a strange place—those inside wanted out, and those outside wanted in.
And each year of university brought different mindsets. Freshmen were filled with unfamiliarity and efforts to adapt. Sophomores lived in comfort, with neither the strangeness of arrival nor the pressure of employment. Juniors faced immense pressure, needing to earn credits while interning. Seniors were hardly even around campus anymore.
As he walked past the sports field, cafeteria, library, self-study rooms, and so on, Lin Mo’s mood gradually calmed. The comfort zone, it was back—it had all returned!
Before long, suitcase in hand, Lin Mo reached his dorm building. Fortunately, even during holidays, the school kept staff around, and the dormitory doors were unlocked.
Second floor, Room 205. Lin Mo dragged his suitcase to the door, pulled out his key to unlock it—but just as he applied force, the door opened by itself.
Inside appeared a girl with long hair, wearing a floral strap dress, spinning in circles on the spot.
In an instant, Lin Mo’s mind went blank, leaving only two thoughts.
One, had he gone to the wrong dorm room? Two, had he walked into the girls’ dormitory?
He quickly stepped back, slamming the door shut, then closed his eyes and carefully retraced his steps in his head.
“No, it was right. Boys’ dorm, correct floor, correct room number. Unless one of the guys came back early and brought his girlfriend over?”
After a moment of thought, Lin Mo shoved the door open again.
This time, in sight was a gentle and graceful woman, her brows like distant mountains, her beauty radiant as water. Lin Mo was certain—he did not know this woman.
But after scanning the room, he felt assured. He saw his own bed, the familiar arrangement of the dorm.
The girl, however, looked at him with fear in her eyes, her brows slightly furrowed, her gaze filled with confusion.
‘Gulp.’
Lin Mo nervously swallowed. He did not know her, but this was his territory, so he need not be afraid. The only thing was… which of his brothers had the guts to bring a girlfriend here to stay? Envy… bah, infuriating!
“You… who are you, get out!”
Before he could speak, the girl scowled and shouted. Her voice was odd, a bit muffled somehow.
Hearing this, Lin Mo grew a little annoyed. Still, this was his sworn brother’s girlfriend, his future sister-in-law, so he decided not to fuss too much.
“I live in this dorm, beauty. And you are?”
No sooner had he finished than the girl’s eyes widened. “Impossible!”
That voice… Lin Mo realized something was wrong. It did not sound like a girl at all. In fact, it even felt strangely familiar.
Both froze, staring at each other, until at last they spoke slowly.
“Old Li?”
“Old Lin?”
“Damn!” ×2
Once they confirmed each other’s identities, their reactions were shockingly identical—they both jumped back and pointed at one another.
“You went to Thailand? (You went to Korea?)”
“I did not.” ×2
Lin Mo: …
Li Chuan: …
“I don’t care who you are, get off Old Lin’s body already! You swapped your head, didn’t you!” Comrade Xiao Li pointed at him in disbelief.
At that, Lin Mo sneered. “Who am I? Let me tell you my name, and it will scare you. I am Bed One of Room 205—Lin Mo! But you, after three years, I didn’t expect you had such a skill. What were you just doing?”
“Damn!” said Comrade Xiao Li as he quickly clutched his chest, rushed to the computer, and yanked out the power cord.
“It’s over, it’s all over. Didn’t Officer Wang say you guys wouldn’t be back until the first?”
After a long while, Comrade Xiao Li slumped on the bed, utterly lifeless, his eyes devoid of all spirit.
Meanwhile, Lin Mo stood by, laughing heartily. “So enjoyable, so enjoyable!”
If not for the voice, just looking at the appearance, he never would have recognized his roommate of three years. He was even more feminine than a real woman! Though the makeup played a part, well, all it took was to make him keep quiet, right?
With that, Lin Mo prepared to send a voice message to Officer Wang.
【Officer Wang, let me show you a real treasure.】
“Old Lin, don’t!”
“Don’t record a video, my family doesn’t know I’m doing this outside!”
Lin Mo: …
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