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Chapter 127 : Resolutely Obeying the School Leadership’s Arrangements



Chapter 127 : Resolutely Obeying the School Leadership’s Arrangements

Chapter 127: Resolutely Obeying the School Leadership’s Arrangements

Inside the grilled fish restaurant, Miss Yuan, with her baby face and dressed in a cute little skirt, stood on the sofa chair opposite the three women. One hand rested on her hip, while the other unleashed the fearsome martial art, the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger.

Her expression and aura were like that of the Ancestor of Bright Moon descending upon the world. Facing the three women, her words poured out like a violent storm, leaving no room for retort.

Her originally short stature appeared especially imposing now that she stood on the chair, towering over the three women and spraying them with such a verbal barrage that they could not even open their mouths.

In an instant, the few customers and staff members inside the restaurant turned their eyes toward them, curious about what was happening.

As for Lin Mo and Zhang Wei, the two had already retreated to the side, dumbfounded as they watched the scene unfold.

In truth, the moment Zhang Wei decided to call upon Miss Yuan for help, he had already expected the blind date to fail. But he had not expected the process to be this fierce.

The cause traced back to just a few minutes earlier. After Miss Yuan received the two men’s distress call, she stood up decisively. At first, she had no intention of intervening.

After all, it was just a blind date. She had only checked their chat records, thought the girl didn’t seem like a good person, and while warning Zhang Wei to be cautious, she also decided to have a little fun herself.

But once she heard there was half a million involved, and that the girl’s surname was Dong, her noble bloodline as the direct descendant of four generations of high officials immediately awakened.

After a simple glance through the situation on her phone, Miss Yuan had already figured it out. These three were just “fairy girls” whose brains had been ruined by too much chicken soup. Dealing with them would be child’s play.

Among chicken-soup fairy girls, gold-diggers, scheming green teas, and scheming green-tea gold-diggers, the first kind was by far the easiest to handle.

They had neither the means nor the looks of gold-diggers, nor the cunning of green teas—just pure stupidity.

When Miss Yuan arrived, she immediately heard the three women blatantly demanding money.

“One we finish eating, Zhang Wei, let’s go to Chow Tai Fook. Yaoyao has liked a bracelet there for a long time. Whether you can win a girlfriend depends on your gesture.”

“Yeah, it’s just a little gift. It doesn’t cost much, it’s not heavy, but it shows your sincerity—how great is that!”

“Do you agree or not? Give us an answer! Don’t tell me you’re stingy about such a small amount? If so, then Yaoyao absolutely cannot be with such a miser.

Us girls cannot lower our standard of living for a man. If that’s the case, we’d rather be single!”

“Come on, don’t talk nonsense, we’ve only just met. I haven’t even decided whether I want to be with him yet.”

Although Wang Mengyao said so, she did not refute her two best friends’ suggestions either.

Fortunately, Zhang Wei’s blood had already flowed from his cerebellum to his brain, clearing his mind. Otherwise, he might have agreed out of embarrassment.

At that moment, Miss Yuan walked over and spoke directly: “So you know you’ve just met. Then why are you going jewelry shopping already?”

Her sudden appearance caught the three women off guard.

“Who are you? What’s it to you?” Dong Yanan snapped.

In response, Miss Yuan pulled Lin Mo up from his seat, sat down herself, poured a glass of juice, and said leisurely, “The three of us are friends. What, can’t you tell?

  As for why it concerns me—I should be asking you. Are you the one on the blind date, or is she? I’ve been listening for a while, and you’re the one making the most noise. No wonder your surname is Dong.”

“You!!”

Dong Yanan was left speechless, fuming with anger but unable to retort.

Seeing her friend suffer a setback, Wang Mengyao could not sit still. “Zhang Wei, what’s the meaning of this? Are you deliberately looking for trouble?”

“I—”

Before Zhang Wei could speak, Miss Yuan cut him off: “Look, I’m just giving her back the same words she used on me, and you can’t handle it already?

As for your business with Zhang Wei, you two can talk privately, I won’t interfere. But asking him to take you jewelry shopping on your very first meeting—that’s a bit much, don’t you think? Nobody’s money blows in with the wind. If you like it that much, go buy it yourself, nobody’s stopping you.”

Being exposed face to face, the three women all turned red, their defenses broken.

“You’re a woman too. Why pretend to be a green tea? Only you know how hard it is for men to earn money? Acting all self-righteous!” Sun Lili snapped, glaring at Yuan Meng.

At this, Miss Yuan let out a soft laugh. She couldn’t even be bothered to argue with someone that brainless. Instead, she stood up and called to the two men: “Mo, let’s go. As for Zhang Wei, whether you come or not is up to you.”

With that, she was ready to leave. Being called a green tea? This woman didn’t even know what green tea was—just spouting nonsense.

Green tea? Green tea was about controlling men by pleasing them, making them feel good. But these women did the opposite—trying to control men by making them unhappy.

Such women only saw others as green tea, but never saw themselves as poison. Indeed, the term “tea” was something women used against other women. To men, it simply meant a sweet, understanding little sister.

Miss Yuan was just about to leave when Dong Yanan, unwilling to let it go, suddenly muttered:

  “Bah, simp’s dog.”

The words stopped Miss Yuan in her tracks. Lin Mo saw her expression twist right before his eyes.

“tom~”

With the exclusive battle cry of Jinling’s Vice General Ma Guocheng, she leapt onto the chair. In full view of the shocked crowd, she unleashed her ultimate move—the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger.

For a full three minutes, Miss Yuan’s little mouth did not stop. Especially Dong Yanan, her natural bloodline nemesis, who bore at least seventy percent of the verbal damage. Her entire face turned from red to white with rage.

“Half a million? You think you deserve it? On the very first meeting, you demand he take you jewelry shopping? What kind of toad are you? No mirror at home? Then go piss and look at your reflection.

And you two! One fat, one skinny, looking like a mismatched pair of celestial children. I really can’t fing* believe it, you mother*...

  Come on, everyone, look over here! Let me announce something. These three rare and exotic beasts, on their very first blind date, demanded to go jewelry shopping for gold bracelets, all in the name of “showing sincerity.” Isn’t this daylight robbery?”

At that moment, Miss Yuan transformed into a social bandit. Like a failed art student, she stood in the middle of the crowd, giving a fiery speech that instantly drew everyone’s attention.

Very quickly, those around understood the gist of the situation. Whispering among themselves, they cast odd looks at the three women.

On one side was Miss Yuan’s relentless bombardment, on the other, the strange gazes of the crowd. The three women finally couldn’t take it anymore. Grabbing their things, they turned to leave.

As they left, perhaps trying to save some face, Wang Mengyao picked up a glass of water and splashed it toward Zhang Wei and Lin Mo.

Lin Mo reacted swiftly, dodging like Pan Zhoushan at age twenty-nine. Poor Zhang Wei, however, wasn’t so lucky.

“Hey, what’s the rush? Weren’t we going jewelry shopping? I’ll go with you! Oh, running away now? At least split the bill before you leave!”

Miss Yuan shouted after them, stamping her foot. Clearly, she wasn’t done venting. To dare call her a simp—these women were asking for death.

Lin Mo met her gaze and gave her a thumbs-up, quoting Old Huang’s classic line: “Dom-inance overflowing!”

Five minutes later, Miss Yuan strode out proudly, swinging her arms, her short legs marching with arrogance and confidence. She even hummed a little tune:

“I just wanted to speak, but your mom chimed in first.

  She asked me if I had a house and car.

She said the bride price was half a million, not a penny less.

  If I couldn’t manage that, then don’t marry her daughter~”

Lin Mo:

  “Yuan Jie, won’t this cause trouble for you?”

At this, Miss Yuan turned her head, puzzled. “What trouble? I didn’t even make them split the bill. Honestly, today I wasn’t even at my best, didn’t perform well. Oh right, where’s Ah Wei? Have him send me that cilantro-hater’s WeChat later.”

Good lord. She wasn’t at her best, yet she still wanted to chase them down? This was murder of both body and spirit.

“Ah Wei? Maybe he’s dead by now. He’s your chosen idol after all,” Lin Mo shrugged with a laugh.

Just then, Zhang Wei walked out, water stains still on his collar. Seeing them, he said:

  “Yuan Jie, thank goodness you two were here. Otherwise, I don’t know how I’d have gotten out of that. Too scary. Suddenly, being single doesn’t seem so bad.”

“As long as you don’t think I went too far. After all, she was your blind date,” Miss Yuan said with a laugh.

Zhang Wei quickly replied, “No way! She demanded half a million upfront—what could have come of that? Just a pity I didn’t notice sooner.”

“At least your mindset is good. So, tell us—how much did you spend on her these past few days?” Yuan Meng asked.

Zhang Wei scratched his head. “Not counting today’s meal, just over three thousand.”

“Then take it as a lesson learned!”

The three exchanged looks, then couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

Although the outcome of today’s blind date was terrible, at least the process had been entertaining. The three were all cheerful by nature, and such trivial matters would never weigh on their hearts—at most, they just gained another amusing story to tell.

Despite their different economic conditions, genders, and family backgrounds, they still clicked so naturally. Otherwise, they wouldn’t have become friends in the first place.

After checking the time, Miss Yuan dropped the two men off at the subway before heading home.

When Lin Mo returned, Liu Rushuang and his cousin Su He had already finished their meal. Liu Rushuang immediately asked about Zhang Wei’s blind date.

Without needing to guess, it was clear Miss Yuan had already spread the word. Lin Mo didn’t hide anything and recounted the whole story. Upon hearing what Miss Yuan had done, both women were completely stunned.

“Mm, that’s definitely her style. But honestly, you three together are absurd. Something always happens. Yesterday a fire, today a bizarre blind date.

You’re not some dark legion—you’re like the Junior Detective League from Detective Conan. Trouble follows wherever you go.” Liu Rushuang covered her mouth, laughing.

Well, at least Lin Mo knew what she was talking about this time. The “dark legion” comparison had been a bit over his head.

“Don’t make it sound so bad. Can’t we be the Tomb-Raiding Iron Triangle instead?” Lin Mo protested.

Sure, he knew the Junior Detective League, but he didn’t like them at all. Still, he had to admit, the resemblance was uncanny.

“Iron Triangle? More like the Three Scourges of Zhou Chu. Anyone who runs into you three won’t sleep tonight,” his cousin Su He spat.

As they joked, Lin Mo’s phone suddenly rang. He pulled it out and was surprised to see it was Professor Mu. He quickly stepped out to the balcony and answered.

“Hello, teacher!”

“It’s me. I just heard that you went and did something huge without saying a word—rescuing people from a fire. I saw the video. Not bad! Truly a young hero, worthy of being my student!” Professor Mu’s delighted voice came through the phone.

Hearing this, Lin Mo felt a bit embarrassed and quickly replied, “Teacher, please don’t praise me. It was just a spur-of-the-moment action. Honestly, I felt scared after the fact.”

“Regardless, it’s a great deed. Today, media and officials came to the school to confirm your identity. Your counselor should have contacted you already. The school values this greatly. They want to commend you, maybe even have an interview. I just got notified myself. Don’t run off tomorrow—wait for instructions,” Professor Mu said.

Lin Mo was stunned. An interview?

  “Teacher, isn’t this too much trouble?”

“You don’t understand. You may want to stay low-profile, but the school won’t allow it. This is good publicity for them. They’d love more of it. In short, you must cooperate. Besides, it’s good for you too. There’s even a bonus.”

At those words, his tone immediately changed.

Lin Mo: “Resolutely obeying the school leadership’s arrangements!”

Professor Mu:


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