Chapter 104 : You’re Really Eating It Raw!
Chapter 104 : You’re Really Eating It Raw!
Chapter 104: You’re Really Eating It Raw!
Cousin Su He called, and as soon as she opened her mouth, it was with the brigade commander’s classic line, nearly scaring him so badly that even his diaper would have been wet.
“What brigade commander, I’m your cousin. I heard you got rich recently, huh!” Cousin Su He scolded from the other end of the phone.
Lin Mo curled his lips: “What rich, I’m so broke I’m about to beg for food.”
Cousin Su He: “Still pretending? You think you can hide this from me? I’ll tell you, I knew the very same day. Speak honestly, how did you end up becoming a student of a professor of Chinese medicine? And I heard you even laid your hands on Liu Rushuang. Someone even complained to me about it.”
Lin Mo: “Aiya, nothing like that, just a little bit of luck. And at most it was only shouting with my mouth. I’m a computer science major, how could I cross into medicine? As for laying hands, that’s sheer nonsense. We’re just friends, we haven’t even drunk together.”
Cousin Su He: “You can even rap? Enough nonsense. This afternoon I can get off work early. You come over, we’ll eat together. Since you’ve gotten rich, if you come empty-handed, I’ll let the dogs loose on you. You’ll have to bleed a little!”
Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn’t help but laugh. He knew his cousin was teasing him, so he replied: “Fine, I’ll definitely come. If what I bring is less than 200, then let the dogs loose!”
“Go to hell. Get ready now, it’s far from your side, so come early. By the time you get here, I’ll almost be off work too.”
“Got it!”
After hanging up, Lin Mo sighed. He wasn’t surprised that his cousin knew he had come into a bit of money. After all, Liu Rushuang alone had contributed four hundred thousand, and since his cousin and Liu Rushuang had a close relationship, it was perfectly normal for her to know. He hadn’t intended to hide it anyway.
The two cousins had quite a good relationship. Since he came to Jiangning for university, his cousin had taken care of him a lot. Especially in his freshman year, she came to see him every few days, brought him fruit, and occasionally slipped him some pocket money. His dormmates even thought he was dating someone.
This situation only started to lessen after his sophomore year, but every month or so, the two of them would still meet up in the city for a meal.
After all, in Jiangning, she was his only relative. Naturally, he felt close.
He raised his hand to check the time—it was already one thirty in the afternoon. From here to his cousin’s home in the city would take more than an hour. After tidying up a bit, he would arrive around three to four o’clock, just about right.
Thinking of this, he quickly got out of bed, did a simple wash-up, then dragged out the box containing Creation Mountain from the cabinet. He then sent Miss Yuan a message, asking for her apartment code, saying he needed to leave something there.
Strictly speaking, asking a girl for her apartment code was a little impolite, but for Miss Yuan, that place was just a temporary hideout, and she didn’t live there every day.
Besides, she had gotten that apartment just to have a place for gatherings with friends. Since their relationship was quite good, she didn’t hesitate and gave it to him.
Yuan Meng: 【Password 951207】
【What thing?】
Lin Mo: 【Picture】
Yuan Meng: 【This is a Saint Seiya’s Cloth? Where did you get it?】
Lin Mo: 【It’s a board game, bought online. Too big for the dorm, I’ll put it at your place】
Yuan Meng: 【ok】
After getting permission, Lin Mo carried the box out of the dorm. Along the way, passersby kept glancing at him, some even snapping photos of the box on his back.
No doubt about it, this Cloth box was truly a work of art!
If he were to bring out the Imperial Armor upstairs in Miss Yuan’s place, he would instantly become the flashiest guy in school.
If not that, even stealing a belt would give almost the same effect.
But there was one thing he had overlooked—that this thing was heavy. By the time he reached the back gate of the university, he was drenched in sweat.
How could a small box that could fit so many things not be heavy?
No choice. Even though it was only a few hundred meters away, he hailed a taxi. The driver was delighted to get such a job. Just the starting fare and one press of the gas, and they were there.
Without informing Wang Chu and the others, he quietly went up the elevator, set the box beside the Imperial Armor, and then left.
He drove to a fruit supermarket, bought some durians and cherries, and also picked up a few bottles of plum wine for his cousin. After all, that was her one little hobby.
More than an hour later, when he reached his cousin’s community, it was nearly four o’clock. Carrying large and small bags, he went up to her door.
‘Knock knock knock’
“Coming!”
As the door opened, his cousin’s voice came: “Millionaire Lin is here, quickly, come in!”
Lin Mo: .
What a “Millionaire Lin.” Luckily no one was around. He had always dreamed of becoming a millionaire, but now that he was one, being called that out loud gave him an odd sense of shame.
“Cousin, I’ve spent a lot this time. I’m not empty-handed, so don’t let the dogs out!” Lin Mo raised the things in his hands and smiled.
This time, Cousin Su He didn’t scold him for wasting money. She naturally took them.
“Of course no dogs, but something else instead!”
With that, Su He clapped her hands, then stepped aside. Wearing an oversized T-shirt on top and bare legs below, Emperor Rushuang appeared before him.
Before he could react, an arm shot out, grabbed his collar, and yanked him hard into the room.
Moments later, Su He and Emperor Rushuang looked down at Lin Mo, who was sitting on the sofa.
“So, have you decided how you want to eat it? Soup or steamed?”
“I think raw is better.”
“Up to you, just leave him alive. After all, he’s my second aunt’s only seedling. But of course, if he can get pregnant, then no need to spare his life!”
Lin Mo: (ΩДΩ)
Listening to the two of them, Lin Mo suddenly felt a chill. This place was haunted, wasn’t it? The yin energy was so heavy.
Especially with Emperor Rushuang’s pale face—if she were in a red wedding dress with her hair down, he swore he would bolt immediately.
“You two talk, I’ll cook!” Cousin glanced at them, then went into the kitchen.
Seeing this, Lin Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief. He carefully asked: “Is it hurting again?”
Liu Rushuang nodded, then pushed him aside, lying down on the sofa. Her long, fair legs were pressed tightly together, head tilted, eyes closed.
“Hurry, do it quick! I can’t stand it anymore!”
Lin Mo: ???
Looking at Liu Rushuang’s pale yet beautiful face, with that posture of being ready to be picked, even though the old Chinese doctor’s teachings were still fresh in his mind, what man could withstand such a test?
“Do it quick? Do what?”
“What you did yesterday, do the same today,” Liu Rushuang said.
Hearing this, Lin Mo felt his lips go dry, and his whole body heated up. As expected of Emperor Rushuang—no one could surpass her in this.
“No, but I didn’t do anything yesterday. And besides, are you sure you want it here?”
Hearing this, Liu Rushuang opened her eyes, saw Lin Mo breathing heavily, and instantly realized. She let out a soft laugh:
“Heh~ I haven’t even driven yet today, and you’re already teasing me? Looking for a beating?”
With that, she yanked his collar down and whispered in his ear:
“Do~ it~ quick~”
The next second, Su He’s shout came: “You’re really eating it raw!”
Lin Mo: .
Su He: .
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