Everyone Wants Me Dead: The Villain Lord's Survival Diary

Chapter 58 – Loli wants a kiss

"Loli..."

"Master... Master, you must leave quickly!"

Hellfire Saraken looked down at Loli, who was no bigger than his fist, and suddenly displayed a sinister smile. Greenish-blue flames erupted from his skull-like head.

"Though I don't eat roasted ticks, the scent of your fear is quite delicious... Ow, damn it!"

"Who kicked the great Saraken's butt!"

"It was me, Saraken. Don't scare my little maid. You should respect her as you respect me."

Sylvie glanced at the sole of his shoe, noticing that just from that kick, his boot had started to smoke.

This meant that even though this guy had retracted the flames into his body, his surface temperature was still very high.

He took two steps forward and, under the confused gaze of the little maid, pulled her into his arms, soothing her gently:

"Don't be afraid, he's one of my subordinates... uh, just arrived today, from the sky."

Sylvie pointed to his roof, which had turned into a large hole connected to the balcony above.

Saraken, upon his arrival, had kindly transformed his room into a more nature-friendly open-air loft.

"Two love-struck bugs..." Saraken disdainfully watched the two humans whispering sweet nothings.

But he only muttered softly, his demonic language a jumble of incomprehensible sounds.

"Is... is this also one of Master's subordinates?"

Loli scrutinized the giant Saraken, still in disbelief.

"But... but it doesn't look like a..."

Loli wanted to say "he doesn't look human," but felt it would be impolite, so she didn't continue.

The last time, Master's subordinate still had biological features that were recognizable as a Minotaur.

But what was this in front of her?

Covered in greenish-blue cracks, radiating heat from a meter or two away, a menacing head with flaming eye sockets, an overly large stone giant? Does such a creature really exist in the world?

Loli's little head was filled with big doubts.

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At that moment, the knights, guards, and members of the Bloodhoof Clan in the castle also arrived in Sylvie's room.

The first thing they saw was the mess in the room, fragments of bricks, a desk burned to ashes, followed by the large hole in the roof, and then they belatedly noticed the two stone pillars in front of them.

Stone pillars?

"..."

After a brief silence, the guards silently drew their swords, standing in front of Sylvie, while the others couldn't hide their shock.

"By Mother Earth, how could there be Hellfire here? Has Sargeras's hand reached this universe?"

"What... what is this?"

"Ow! Damn it, more bugs! And... Thunder Bluff's Minotaur bugs!"

Saraken roared, the ghostly green flames on his head flaring even more fiercely.

Seeing the atmosphere becoming tense, Sylvie hurriedly stepped in to mediate, saying helplessly:

"Please, everyone, calm down. This is a stone giant I've recruited. It will be our ally from now on. It won't harm anyone, as long as you don't touch it."

"Am I right, Saraken?"

"Damn it! Oh no... I mean, you're right, but I'm a great, intelligent Hellfire, not a dumb rock golem."

Saraken tried to maintain his last shred of dignity in front of the humans.

"My Lord," Bane Bloodhoof stepped forward, his large bull eyes filled with caution and concern, and he pondered:

"Are you sure he will fully obey you? Though it's not a pure demon, it is still a demonic construct with demon blood and burning fel flames."

Sylvie looked at Bane Bloodhoof in surprise, puzzled: "You seem to know each other?"

"Not know, but from the same world. In my homeland, we were once forced to fight alongside these monsters to invade another world."

"Thunder Bluff's Minotaur bugs, serving the great Burning Legion is your honor!"

"But now you serve the Lord of Eaglehold."

Bane Bloodhoof glared at the flaming stone giant, his lips smacking in defiance.

"Damn... ow, I mean, praise Sargeras! Serving the Lord of Eaglehold is my honor, Saraken!"

Bane Bloodhoof fell silent, looking oddly at the large stone in front of him. In his past impressions, even the powerful Hellfire had only simple intelligence.

A Hellfire with such a peculiar mind, rationality, and ability to flatter was truly unique.

Everyone exchanged glances, watching the Minotaur chieftain and the Hellfire leader bicker.

What Sargeras, what world invasion, what Burning Legion, though they didn't understand, it all sounded impressive.

In the end, everyone accepted this seemingly terrifying ally and placed it in the center of the castle fountain, replacing the angel statue.

From now on, it would be the castle's first line of defense.

Saraken didn't need to eat, drink, sleep, or defecate, nor did he have any desire to converse with humans. Being a statue in the fountain was a very pleasant thing for him.

Having wisdom and a peaceful life, instead of always being a construct, muddling through until death.

Even if it meant serving humans, this deal was worth it.

After arranging Saraken, Sylvie busied himself with the guards, cleaning up his messy room until nightfall, when they replaced the floor and charred furniture with new ones.

But the large hole in the roof would have to wait until tomorrow to be repaired.

At night, Sylvie lay in bed, staring at the night sky through the roof, lost in thought. Just as sleepiness began to creep in, the little maid Loli, wearing a gauzy nightgown, knocked and entered.

This nightgown was something Sylvie had exchanged from the System Store, and he hadn't expected the maid to wear it the very night he gave it to her.

Loli, her face flushed with embarrassment, stood by the bed, looking at Sylvie and deliberately asked:

"Master, it's probably quite cold tonight with a big hole in the roof. Doesn't Loli need to warm the bed?"

Sylvie chuckled at the little maid, lifting a corner of the blanket, and said:

"Master has been waiting for a long time. How could I sleep without my Loli?"

Hearing this, Loli squinted her eyes and smiled sweetly, happily climbing into bed, snuggling into the blanket, and then nestling into his arms.

Like a little cat, she nuzzled against Sylvie's chest and neck, her eyes narrowing with contentment, and then whispered shyly in his ear:

"Master... Master, isn't Loli useless, always trembling in fear when facing monsters?"

"No, Loli is already very brave. In fact, Master was more scared than you when he first saw that big stone. You even dared to stand in front of Master."

Sylvie affectionately patted Loli's head, holding her tightly in his arms.

He silently vowed in his heart that no matter what, he would protect this girl who was full of him, not letting her suffer any harm.

"What are you doing?"

He looked down.

The little maid was lying on her side, draping one of her legs over his stomach.

"Master... Master, does it look good?"

"..."

Sylvie swallowed, looking at the little maid's tender and cute feet.

"Yes, it looks good!"

If this leg were in his previous life, it would definitely be used as a sketch model for art students.

"Hehe~" Loli, having received praise, felt even sweeter inside.

She lifted her adorable little face, her large eyes misty with shyness and love, reflecting Sylvie's face.

Her warm breath gently brushed against Sylvie's cheek, her fluffy tail moved under the blanket, wrapping around Sylvie's other hand.

In Sylvie's bewildered gaze, the little maid bit her lip, her voice trembling: "Master... Master, we haven't kissed in a long time... Loli wants... wants a kiss, is that okay~"