Downstairs 249, Upstairs 251

Shu Shu: There’s an idiot living upstairs!(Yu Yu: There’s an idiot living downstairs!)Shu Shu: I’ve never seen a guy like that before!(Yu Yu: I’ve never seen a girl like that before!)Shu Shu: Hmph, he’s such a d*ck!(Yu Yu: Hmph, she lacks a d*ck!)Shu Shu: Toy boy!(Yu Yu: Tomboy!)Shu Shu: Look at his room number, minus one from 250!(Yu Yu: Look at her room number, plus one from 250!)Friends: ……One month later:Shu Shu: I want to kill that fish (Yu)!Yu Yu: I want to tear that book (Shu)!Friends: ……One year later:Shu Shu: I’m getting married to the guy upstairs!Yu Yu: I’m getting married to the girl downstairs!Friends: What! Why didn’t you tell me that the one upstairs (downstairs) is a male god (female goddess)!!!