Don't be cannon fodder one [Comprehensive]

Chapter 238 In Water Margin...



Chapter 238 In Water Margin...

Because it is possible to become someone else at any time, Lin Lin has long been used to this kind of "displaced" life, and found that when she woke up in a familiar place again, Lin Lin first closed her eyes and merged the memory of this body, and then Opening her eyes after a while, Lin Lin twitched the corners of her mouth in disgust.

The time and place when Lin Lin woke up is really hard to describe in words.

It's almost dusk now, the location, Ximen Qing's bed.

To be precise, it was the big bed in the room specially reserved for Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing to have a tryst in Wang Po's house.

Tilting her head and glanced at Ximen Qing who was still half-armed and half-pressed by herself, Lin Lin pushed him away.

Damn, she's disgusting to death.

From yesterday evening to today's afternoon, the two finally fell asleep exhausted.

And yesterday happened to be the day when Wu Dalang was poisoned to death.

Pan Jinlian poisoned Wu Dalang to death with a bowl of poison. She was timid and ran to Wang Po's house.When Wang Po saw the golden lotus, she made some wine and cooked some dishes, and then asked Ximen Qing to be invited.

The two had a dark meal in the hut, eating and drinking, and then Ximen Qing took some yang-enhancing medicine, and Pan Jinlian couldn't bear it for a while and passed out.

Then Lin Lin came over out of luck.

Looking at the traces of love on her body, Lin Lin was so disgusted that she almost couldn't spit it out.

Well, it made her sicker than waking up in the little hotel in Pride and Prejudice.

Could she just hit the wall and die now and leave this world full of pits?

Lin Lin swallowed, and suddenly thought that if she died but failed to leave, it would be called a tiankeng.

"Xiao Lang hoof woke up so quickly, it seems that you, Mr. Ximen, haven't worked hard enough." Ximen Qing's arms and legs were wrapped around Pan Jinlian's body when he fell asleep, and the thing under him was stuck in the hole. , just woke up after being pushed hard by Lin Lin.

However, Ximenqing was very satisfied with the taste of last night, so he turned around again and wanted to relive the old dream again.

Lin Lin just came here, and she didn't have much strength in her body, but she did have some strength. Seeing that Ximen Qing had already pressed herself under her body, she put her hands on Ximen Qing's shoulders. Ximen Qing thought that the woman under her was going to hug her again. He had a strenuous exercise together, and as soon as a lewd smile crept onto his face, his neck hurt and he passed out.

The man who fainted was dead, Lin Lin kicked Ximen Qing off the bed with a lot of effort.

Lin Lin was so angry that she really wanted to kill Ximen Qing at this time, but reason told her that Ximen Qing couldn't die here now.Letting out a breath of foul air, Lin Lin glanced at the door plug inserted from the inside, then turned around and returned to the space.

In the space, it was a good thing to wash and clean up, and then use potions to completely remove the traces on her body. When she saw that there was a circle of lotus tattoos on Pan Jinlian's body, she suddenly thought that it was Ximen Qing who tattooed herself yesterday. Disgusting, cleared as fast as possible.He took out a set of clothes from the Song Dynasty and put them on in the space. After thinking about it, he drank some contraceptive pills before leaving the space.

Don't ask her why she doesn't eat something, mud, she still feels nauseated.

The naked Ximen Qing was still fainted on the floor. Lin Lin felt that he hadn't woken up for such a long time. Maybe it wasn't that she was too hard, but that she had exhausted her physical strength due to crazy overwork.

Taking out the wand, aiming at Ximen Qing's head was a burst of brainwashing.Wash away all the memories related to Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian in his mind.

Then after thinking about it, he took out a silver needle and directly inserted it into a certain acupuncture point under his lower abdomen. With this needle, Lin Lin can guarantee that in the next few decades, he can only live a life of being raped or ascetic. live.

Holding the magic wand, Lin Lin walked out unabashedly. When she reached the door, Wang Po also heard the sound of the door opening and came over.

Lin Lin concealed the contempt in her eyes, and said to her with a smile, "The official Ximen has something to ask you for, and wants you to go in."

Wang Po didn't suspect him, and said to Lin Lin with a smile, "My lady's clothes are really pretty, but I don't know what kind of material they are made of?"

Talking and walking, it wasn't until she opened the door and found Ximen Qing lying naked on the ground that she realized something was wrong, but Lin Lin beside her kicked her in.

No matter what Wang Po said, she just cast out a magic spell.

Seeing Wang Po limp on the ground, unconscious, Lin Lin sneered, and then a torn Wang Po also followed Ximen Qing and lay naked on the ground.

All the cloth curtains in the house were magically transformed away, except for the empty canopy bed in the whole room, there was a dressing table and a wine table full of leftovers.

Another flick of his wand brought them both to bed.Lin Lin first cast an invisibility spell on herself, and then opened up the walls of Wang Po's small room and the small shop in front.

It is guaranteed that the house will not collapse, but there are few rooms with walls. If you think about it, many people will come to watch after a while.

Lin Lin snorted softly, apparated and left.

Lin Lin's premonition came true. Everyone, whether they came to drink tea with Wang Po or passed by in the market, saw the two naked figures on the big bed in the house.

The onlookers don't know how many people there are. When they see this kind of thing, they are all chattering and running to tell each other.

After a while, Ximen Qing and Wang Po were both awakened by the voice and the coldness on their bodies, and the voices of the crowd became louder.The sky was a bit dark, and during this time, there were still people standing there watching with lit torches. The scene was not to mention how spectacular it was.

"Ah! Ahh~" Wang Po woke up and found that she was hugging Ximen Daguan with nothing on. She screamed in shock on the spot, but she was still in Ximen Qing's arms, and she forgot to come out.

And when Ximen Qing instinctively hugged the person beside him because of his coldness, he knew that the person in his arms was a plump woman based on his years of experience in picking flowers and the feel of his hands, so he was a little distracted at first, but when he heard the cry, he would look at her again. The person who made the sound was also quite frightened on the spot.

Oh, let me go, how could it be this dead old woman.

The two immediately let go of holding each other's hands, and when they looked up and saw that the head was full of people, Wang Po fainted first.And Ximen Qing was sent back by his family's servants before he was fainted from the cold.

However, the Ximen Qing who was sent back was sick because he hadn’t worn anything for a long time, and he got sick from the cold during the first month. Then, while asking for a doctor, he hugged the beautiful little girl at home and molested him. Do some exercise and sweat, but don't want to look up under the body...

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Where is Lin Lin at this time?

It is the home of Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang was poisoned to death at home by Pan Jinlian with a bowl of medicine, and he is still lying on the corpse bed.

She has no other plans, but at least she has to collect Wu Dalang's body now.

After all, the dead are bigger.

To be honest, Lin Lin instinctively breathed a sigh of relief when she knew that she had become Pan Jinlian and that Wu Dalang had died.

But this tone came up again after Lin Lin set up the mourning hall.

Afterwards, she forgot about someone.

Wu Song.

According to Pan Jinlian's memory, she has never seen Wu Song yet.

But according to Lin Lin's rough knowledge of the Water Margin, Pan Jinlian turned around and fell into Ximen Qing's arms because she couldn't hook up with Wu Song, and then poisoned Wu Dalang to death.

How came here that Pan Jinlian was first moved by Wang Po's elation, and then secretly communicated with Ximen Qing for a song, and was discovered by Wu Dalang. When Wu Dalang was about to tell Wu Song, the two of them became murderous and killed Wu Dalang?

Lin Lin has never read Water Margin, the reason is superficial.

When she was young, she watched a TV series called Water Margin. The characters and costumes in it were too ugly.

At that time, one was playing Dream of Red Mansions and the other was playing Water Margin.

Comparing the two, Lin Lin, who was still a little girl at that time, would naturally give up Water Margin.

I also prepared this book when preparing things before time travel, but unfortunately it was still the impression of my childhood, Lin Lin didn't touch a page for several years.

Later, I wanted to read it from the beginning. First, I was too lazy to read it, and second, I thought it was unnecessary.

Now it is found that this is necessary.

The Wu family used to live in Qinghe County. Wu Song thought that he had killed someone and ran away. Who knew that the person was not dead, so he wanted to go home and see his elder brother who raised him. He didn't want to kill a tiger. The capital of Yanggu County.

When Wu Song first came to Yanggu County, all the yamen servants under him refused to accept him, and it took him a while to sit firmly in Dutou's chair.

I recognized my elder brother when I was on patrol that day, and I wanted to quit my job and go home with my elder brother.But I don't want to be delayed because of something impromptu.

And this also caused a disaster for Wu Dalang.

Wu Dalang was very happy after finding his brother, so he went home early and prepared to let his mother-in-law clean up the house, drink and cook.I never thought that Ximen Qing was so rampant that he ran to Wu Dalang's house to hang out with Pan Jinlian. Wu Dalang was kicked in the chest by Ximen Qing during the conflict with Ximen Qing, and then he said that his younger brother was newly invited by Yanggu County Tiger Fighting Hero Wudutou.

Ximen Qing was shocked, winked at Pan Jinlian and ran away.

Wu Dalang was kicked on the chest, the pain was unbearable, Pan Jinlian hurriedly told him to get medicine for him, and then met Ximen Qing who was waiting at Wang Po's place, and a bowl of arsenic directly killed Wu Dalang.

Yesterday was the 21st of the first month, and today is exactly the 22nd of the first month.

Lin Lin found the book from the space, opened Wu Song's in a hurry, and then froze.

This fact is completely different from what is written in the book.

Mud, what should she use as a reference?

After thinking about it, Lin Lin closed the book, first went to the place where the medicine was boiled under the kitchen, and cleaned up the arsenic and other things with the disappearing spell.

Then he returned to Wu Dalang's bedroom, first bowed respectfully three times, and then swung the spell back.

The bones of those who were poisoned to death were black.She couldn't leave herself with an enemy like Wu Song.

Leaving Wu Dalang's hair behind, Lin Lin cremated Wu Dalang's body with magic.

As expected, the ashes of the cremated body had turned gray and black.

After finding an jar to put the ashes in, Lin Lin went to a temple outside the county seat at night, and quietly placed Wu Dalang's ashes in a temple full of ashes where he worshiped and chanted scriptures.

Back home, Lin Lin looked at the house and waved her magic wand to erase all traces of Pan Jinlian's existence.Then he packed all Wu Dalang's things.

Fortunately, she still saved Ximen Qing's life just now, and she just needed it at this time.

Wu Dalang is dead, and Pan Jinlian is also dead, so why is he still alive?

It was night, and Lin Lin came to Ximen Qing's house quietly under the cover of the moonlight. At this time, Ximen Qing's house was brightly lit, and the servants came and went, coming in and out.

There were also people whispering in the corner, what kind of high-ranking official had committed adultery with Wang Po, but now he was squeezed dry by Wang Po, so he couldn't do anything.

Lin Lin twitched the corners of her mouth, but did not comment on this.

Following the direction of the sound, the candlelight and the crowd, Lin Lin quietly came to Ximen Qing's room. When she saw Ximen Qing throwing things out of hand because of the old doctor's shaking of her head, Lin Lin smiled.

Manipulating the magic to make Ximen Qing get off the bed, and then ran out screaming in horror.

Later, when Ximenqing ran to a big river in the county, he was made to jump directly.

As for Ximen Qing who jumped down, he was stunned by Lin Lin's spell and thrown into the space.

Early the next morning, everyone in Yanggu County knew that Ximenqing had been squeezed dry by Wang Po, and then couldn't accept the fact that he jumped into the river and committed suicide.After Wang Po knew about it, she packed her bags and ran away.

And what are Lin Lin and Ximen Qing doing at this time?

Lin Lin fed Ximen Qing a cup of compound decoction containing Wu Dalang's hair.

I tapped all the big acupuncture points on his body, and then used internal force to pierce several internal organs of 'Wu Dalang'.

After that, Lin Lin went to the pharmacy to find a doctor according to the route she remembered.

After some diagnosis and treatment, it was no surprise that 'Wu Dalang' got an emergency and died suddenly.

Because Lin Lin used a lot of magic, Ximen Qing kept Wu Dalang's appearance and figure even after he died, so Uncle He Jiushu who came to bury the body didn't find anything.

After discussing with the two doctors, they gave a certificate and let the family members handle the funeral.

Wu Song, who was carrying some drinks to eat and heard that his brother married his sister-in-law, bought some ingredients, just walked to the door when he saw Uncle He and the doctor who were about to leave.

Hearing what the two said, Wu Song dropped the things in his hands and ran up to the small second floor of Wu Dalang's house.

"Brother~" Wu Song threw himself down in front of the couch, weeping sadly.

Their brother lost his father and mother in his early years. If his elder brother hadn't raised him up, he wouldn't be alive today.But I didn't expect my brother to go without enjoying his blessing.

But Lin Lin, who just burst into tears, was embarrassed when she saw her.

Tell me, can she not be embarrassing?

Because whenever she thought that it was Ximen Qing who Wu Song was crying, Lin Lin felt a chill.

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