Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 2393 - 1074: Impressive, My Dear Class President! (Part 2)

Because Lin Baici’s speed in throwing punches was no slower than hers, and scissors beats paper, he won.

This...

Bai Jiao was stunned.

"Whoa, that’s so..."

Liu Zilu wanted to say, so fast? But before she could finish her sentence, the result was already decided.

"Oh no!"

Tao Nai clawed at her hair with both hands.

Did they really lose?

If she hadn’t been watching right under her nose, and since rock-paper-scissors isn’t particularly skillful, she would have suspected Lin Baici of cheating.

Otherwise, how could he win every single time?

Xu Jiaqi was a bit clever, and she and Ji Xinyan saw how fast Bai Jiao was throwing punches and immediately guessed her little scheme, but it was useless.

Lin Baici won completely.

"Impressive, my dear class monitor!"

Xu Jiaqi felt that today was going to be rough; if they continued playing, it might become the darkest day in their entire dormitory history.

"Oh dear, why does my hand decide by itself?"

Lin Baici lightly patted the back of his right hand with his left: "I saw you throwing punches so fast, I panicked, instinctively threw one, and I won?"

"..."

Bai Jiao pursed her lips.

Do you take me for an idiot?

When you threw the punch, there wasn’t a hint of panic?

Calmer than Mr. Kongming after winning the Battle of Red Cliffs!

Bai Jiao knew that Lin Baici’s words were either a veiled jab or a way to ease the atmosphere, taking a step back to advance!

This round, I can’t escape!

After all, Ji Xinyan and I are the best-looking in the dorm.

If Lin Baici misses this feast for the eyes,

there won’t be another chance.

Bai Jiao didn’t believe Lin Baici could win six rounds in a row for a third time, so this round, he must seize the opportunity to make a request.

Sigh!

It’s tough!

Although she thought so and felt a bit shy, Bai Jiao didn’t have much resistance in her heart, instead, she had a kind of competitive spirit.

She wanted to show Lin Baici that she wasn’t much worse than Ji Xinyan!

"Don’t talk nonsense, hurry up, pick someone!"

Ji Xinyan urged impatiently, clearly unconvinced, ready for another round.

"Then..."

Lin Baici’s gaze swept over the girls’ faces.

Pei Fei was calm; she knew she was safe. Xu Jiaqi was a bit nervous but not too flustered.

She thought if Lin Baici didn’t pick Bai Jiao, it would be Liu Zilu.

Because Lin Baici wasn’t the type to be frivolous, and their relationship wasn’t very close, he definitely wouldn’t offend her.

Liu Zilu swallowed, even thinking of volunteering herself!

Tao Nai covered her face, acting scared, her eyes darting around.

’There’s really no good choice!’

Lin Baici felt stuck.

He understood the importance of the situation, so he looked at Ji Xinyan: "How about you do it again?"

The atmosphere was a bit delicate when Lin Baici said this.

Liu Zilu felt a bit dejected, Tao Nai didn’t think much and was booing Lin Baici for being cowardly; Xu Jiaqi and Bai Jiao seemed thoughtful.

If Lin Baici dared to ask Ji Xinyan to strip again, their relationship was clearly closer than she had estimated.

Ji Xinyan might already be molded to fit Lin Baici.

"Do you even know what ’equal distribution of love and favor’ means?"

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes at Lin Baici: "It has to go around once before you can pick me!"

"What does ’equal distribution of love and favor’ mean? Do you even know how to use idioms?"

Lin Baici retorted: "Aren’t you afraid your middle school Chinese teacher will hear this and take the high-speed train over to cut you?"

"She would team up with me to cut you instead!"

Ji Xinyan urged: "Quit the nonsense and choose already!"

"..."

Lin Baici looked at Ji Xinyan, conveying a message!

Seriously choose?

Don’t make trouble!

"Choose! Choose! Choose!"

Ji Xinyan grabbed a can of beer, pulled the tab, and took a sip: "Today, it’s do-or-die with you!"

’With your personality, you wouldn’t survive one game on the Harbor Island Ghost Ship!’

Lin Baici internally quipped, seeing Ji Xinyan was determined to play on, well then: "I choose Zi Lu!"

Liu Zilu had a good impression of himself, choosing her should be the least harmful answer.

Xu Jiaqi and Pei Fei instinctively glanced at Bai Jiao when they heard this choice.

Liu Zilu’s grin lasted a mere second before she suppressed it, putting on a worried expression, though inside, she was thrilled.

Looks like my status in the class monitor’s eyes,

isn’t low either!

Liu Zilu also wore a T-shirt; she now grasped the hem.

Wait!

Does this make me look too eager?

Should I be a bit more reserved?

Splat!

Ji Xinyan smacked Liu Zilu on the back: "What are you daydreaming about?"

"Hurry up!"

"Ah!"

Liu Zilu, who was spacing out, was startled by Ji Xinyan’s slap and jumped like a cooked shrimp, bending her back.

"What’s there to be embarrassed about?"

Ji Xinyan comforted her, "The swimsuit you wore this morning had less fabric than your underwear!"

"Isn’t that different?"

Liu Zilu was shy.

To be honest, her swimsuit this morning was quite bold, she wouldn’t have worn it if she hadn’t come with Lin Baici.

"Speed! Speed!"

Ji Xinyan urged.

Liu Zilu hesitantly took off her top, then immediately crossed her arms over her chest.

"Don’t squeeze, there’s not much there, you can’t make a cleavage!"

Tao Nai teased.

"What the heck..."

Liu Zilu was speechless.

Was I trying to make a cleavage?

I was just shy and covering up, okay?

The way you put it, what am I supposed to be?

"Have a drink, then the third round."

Ji Xinyan took two gulps of beer and seriously warned, "Put some effort into this one!"

"Adopt the attitude you would for the college entrance exams!"

Lin Baici didn’t have the option to refuse, and the rock-paper-scissors game began again.

Bai Jiao stood on the side, seeing that Liu Zilu was the one being punished, she was first relieved, then a bit resentful, and started to let her mind wander.

Why didn’t he choose me?

What’s going on?

Thinks I can’t handle it? Or not interested in me?

Sigh, some women are just like this, they get annoyed when you look at them, but if you don’t, they blame you for not looking!

"Jiaozi, what are you daydreaming about?"

Liu Zilu called out "It’s your turn!"

Bai Jiao looked up and met Lin Baici’s gaze.

Come on!

1, 2, 3!

This time, Bai Jiao didn’t speed up her gestures, instead she slowed down, her big eyes wide open, staring intently at Lin Baici’s right hand.

She was planning to see Lin Baici’s hand gesture when he made his move.

But Lin Baici kept his hand half-closed until the very last moment, when he switched to paper!

Bai Jiao hurriedly threw out scissors, but it was already too late.

"Jiaozi, what are you doing?"

Xu Jiaqi scorned.

Throwing out your move so late, it doesn’t count even if you win.

"..."

Bai Jiao was speechless.

She really overestimated herself, an untrained person attempting this trick, how quick would their reactions need to be?

Not to mention Lin Baici, seeing Bai Jiao’s attempt, had already guessed her intention. He didn’t wait until the last moment to show his hand, instead he sped up slightly, leaving Bai Jiao unable to react in time, and made her lose the game.

"Jiaozi, are you worried that if you lose this time, the class leader will choose you?"

Ji Xinyan teased.

Bai Jiao’s face turned a bit red, and she also felt a bit annoyed.

What do you mean?

Am I too self-centered?

I’m not afraid!

"Class leader, how about this, for the last round, you play against Tao Nai and Zi Lu at the same time. If you lose, I’ll take off a piece of clothing!"

Bai Jiao proposed.

"Tsk tsk, that’s my Jiaozi, so clever!"

Ji Xinyan’s words seemed like a compliment, but for those who listened carefully, there was a hint of sarcasm.

In reality, Bai Jiao was indeed quite cunning.

Two against one, winning them all wouldn’t be easy!

Lin Baici, winning so many rounds in a row, it was obvious he wasn’t relying on luck, but on his extremely quick reflexes.

So going one by one would just be giving him more chances to win.

Better to go two against one.

Normally, it would be hard to split attention, definitely making mistakes, Bai Jiao was betting on this.

Turning Lin Baici’s technical wins into a matter of luck.

Lin Baici raised an eyebrow, he didn’t expect Bai Jiao to willingly walk into the trap.

You have to admit, Bai Jiao’s change, if it were any ordinary person, they would surely be flustered, but Lin Baici...

Do you know how terrifying it is after being enhanced by a god?

Totally dominating you all, okay!