Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 2377 - 1066: Ladies, You’re Beautiful and Kind—Take It as Doing Good Deeds! (Part 2)



Chapter 2377 - 1066: Ladies, You’re Beautiful and Kind—Take It as Doing Good Deeds! (Part 2)

Hong Shaoyan smiled and clasped his hands together: "All you beautiful ladies are kind-hearted, consider it as accumulating virtue."

"This meal is on me!"

"Please! Please!"

As Hong Shaoyan spoke, he began instructing the male assistant: "Little Sun, go buy a few more cups of cola!"

After speaking, Hong Shaoyan turned his head and with a smile, asked: "Everyone okay with cola?"

"If you don’t want ice, say it in advance!"

At first glance, it seemed like he was friends with Ji Xinyan.

And the way he instructed the male assistant subtly showed off his status, indicating that he was a big shot.

Pei Fei and Liu Zilu were a bit stressed. This guy was annoying, but his attitude was decent. Being too tough might make them look petty, but they really didn’t want him sitting here.

"Seeing how carefree you all are, you’re university students, right?"

Hong Shaoyan pulled up a plastic chair and sat down: "I really envy your lives!"

"Unlike me, I can only rely on live streaming to make a living!"

Don’t be fooled by how Hong Shaoyan spoke as if he was inferior or a bit self-deprecating; he was actually showing off.

Especially when coupled with those words of gratitude to the patrons, implying he could make a lot of money.

Nowadays, with everyone live streaming, no one looks down on streamers anymore.

"Hey, beauty, how should I address you?"

Hong Shaoyan noticed that the long-haired beauty hadn’t spoken, realized it wasn’t easy to communicate with her, so he turned to the one with fairer skin.

She seemed softer, easier to handle.

Hong Shaoyan even thought about fostering competition to achieve his goal of staying around.

"Sorry, please leave!"

Ji Xinyan spoke directly to ask them to leave.

"Beauty, every seat is taken!"

Hong Shaoyan shrugged.

"Then just wait!"

Ji Xinyan’s words were cold and indifferent.

"Beauty, do you have to be so heartless?"

Hong Shaoyan shook his phone in front of Ji Xinyan, showing her the live streaming interface: "Tens of thousands of fans are watching; can you give me some face?"

He said it was to give him face, but Ji Xinyan, perceptive as she was, immediately understood he was threatening her.

Sure enough, Bai Jiao and Xu Jiaqi started to panic a little.

"Yan Yan, let it go, let’s find another spot, okay?"

Xu Jiaqi advised, fearing it would be too embarrassing if things escalated.

"Xinyan, let’s go, can’t we just avoid the trouble?"

Bai Jiao also advised: "At worst, we can eat somewhere else nearby!"

It’s just fast food from KFC, not like eating noodles from a bowl; you can manage anywhere.

The others also began to waver.

"Don’t make it seem like I’m bullying people!"

Hong Shaoyan looked wronged, giving a self-deprecating smile to Ji Xinyan: "Beauty, it’s just a shared table, no need to be so cold, right?"

"My online name is Tanzi Brother; together I have over a million fans across platforms. I’m the type of streamer who makes proper content, not the weird, bottom-feeding kind!"

"Don’t be prejudiced against me!"

Hong Shaoyan was good with his words, disguising himself as a harmless little lamb, while portraying Ji Xinyan as a prejudiced girl with biases.

"Didn’t your mom teach you manners?"

Ji Xinyan fired back: "Do you understand what shameless means?"

"Do I have to make you leave by cursing?"

Ji Xinyan had long seen through Hong Shaoyan’s intentions, merely trying to strike up a conversation and use their looks to gain some traffic.

"This is a public place, not your house, is it?"

The female assistant was unhappy, immediately speaking up for her boss.

"Indeed not my home, but do you understand first come, first served?"

Ji Xinyan frowned: "Don’t record, do you think I haven’t noticed you’ve adjusted the camera towards me?"

"Continue recording and I’ll sue you for infringing on portrait rights!"

Ji Xinyan was displeased.

Hong Shaoyan had already discreetly adjusted the camera, with the phone filming Ji Xinyan sitting there in her swimsuit.

The barrage of comments was about to explode.

EverydayBlow: Damn, this girl is freaking gorgeous. If she was my girlfriend, I wouldn’t live past thirty!

Old Lu: Too conservative. With that waist, those legs, you’d be lucky to make it to 25!

UnethicalPerson: I want her address, pronto!

FishboneStuckInThroat: Tanzi, you can bear this? Retort!

The comments were full of miscreants, viewers with extremely poor manners.

This Tanzi Brother wasn’t a proper streamer, nor did he have as many fans as he boasted, similar to Xu Daguan but even lower, so one can imagine the quality of his audience.

"Yes, what are you filming, anyway?"

Liu Zilu chimed in: "This is a water park; mind your manners."

Liu Zilu meant that everyone was wearing swimsuits, so indiscriminate filming was inappropriate.

"Firstly, the security at the entrance didn’t search me, didn’t say I couldn’t bring a camera in. Furthermore, while I’m live streaming, no staff have come to stop me!"

Hong Shaoyan said confidently: "Lastly, the website hasn’t shut down my streaming room, so that proves there’s no issue!"

"Moreover, look around at those people. In this era where everyone has a phone, if someone were to film you, they would’ve already done it!"

Hong Shaoyan, if he cared about face, wouldn’t have made a living.

"If you’re afraid of being filmed, don’t come play in the water!"

The female assistant disdained, thinking they wanted to be whores but still wanted a good reputation.

"Stop filming!"

Ji Xinyan was angry, raising her voice: "I’ve live-streamed for a few days too, don’t think I can see through your schemes?"

If Ji Xinyan was willing to dress scantily, give some benefits, not to say a big streamer, but as a small streamer with tens of thousands of followers, earning tens of thousands a month would easily support herself.

Show cleavage? Show legs? Wear stockings? Pencil skirts?

Ji Xinyan wouldn’t do that, so she gave it a whirl and then walked away!

She didn’t need to see inside this guy’s streaming room to know what those viewers were commenting, certainly all sorts of risqué remarks.

Damn it!

The only one who can drive my car is my class president!

"Beauty, don’t..."

Hong Shaoyan wasn’t afraid of being rejected; it just added to the live streaming effect.

Chatting together would be great; if the other party refuses, that’s okay too.

As long as there’s traffic, it’s fine.

But before Hong Shaoyan could finish his sentence, a paper cup filled with iced cola came flying over, smacking right onto the phone.

Bang!

The selfie stick slipped from his grip, and with a click, fell to the ground.

Clatter!

The plastic lid of the paper cup was knocked off, spilling the cola with ice all over, also splashing onto Hong Shaoyan.

Swoosh!

Hong Shaoyan turned his head, seeing a guy standing over 1.85 meters tall, with a set of eight-pack abs, holding a tray piled with fast food, walking over.

Hong Shaoyan’s eyelids couldn’t help but twitch.

That physique was overwhelmingly powerful!

"What are you doing?"

The female assistant questioned, bending down to pick up Hong Shaoyan’s selfie stick, checking the phone was not broken.

"Class president!"

The girls all stood up one by one.

Liu Zilu wanted to explain but was stopped by Lin Baici raising a hand.

"What are you blindly filming?"

Lin Baici placed the tray on the table, glanced at the guy with the Qi Fentou hairstyle, couldn’t be bothered to waste time: "Scram!"

"Dude, don’t you think you should apologize for knocking my phone away without reason?"

Hong Shaoyan forced a smile, gave his assistant a look.

The female assistant immediately understood, aiming the phone camera at Lin Baici.

This caused the live streaming room to explode.

EverydayBlow: Damn, what kind of War God physique is this? Did he walk out of Nordic mythology?

Old Lu: Tanzi, better run, with your small build, he’d send you to the ICU with one punch!

UnethicalPerson: All the girls go out, let him stay!

FishboneStuckInThroat: Tanzi, he splashed you with cola, you can bear this? Fight him!

The viewers loved a spectacle, and some passing fans almost wished Hong Shaoyan and Lin Baici would start fighting immediately.

"Clearly, you started the trouble first!"

Liu Zilu stepped up as Lin Baici’s supporter, arguing for him.

"Scram!"

Lin Baici simply uttered a single word.

Arguing with someone like Hong Shaoyan would be a real blow to one’s status.

Even North American slave masters wouldn’t dare speak to me like that.

Hong Shaoyan wanted to speak, but upon meeting Lin Baici’s gaze, he shivered sharply, feeling the other’s look was like a sharp blade, slicing right across his throat.

Hiss!

Hong Shaoyan drew a sharp breath, not taking a step back, but his upper body instinctively leaned back in a dodging motion.


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