Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1915 - 850: Cat and Mouse, Death Approaches!



Chapter 1915 - 850: Cat and Mouse, Death Approaches!

Swish!

A massive hand condensed by Divine Power whistled out, just like the Tathagata Buddha grabbing the Sun Monkey, and instantly pinned down the Persian Cat that was trying to slip away.

Meow! Meow!

The Persian Cat, startled, let out a loud scream.

"Be good, brother will give you some dried fish to eat!"

Lin Baici took the cat, immediately stroked its back to comfort it, and also offered it a can of fresh fish.

A minute later, Lin Baici returned to the room.

Kim Myungjin looked at Lin Baici holding a cat, somewhat surprised.

"Oppa, do you like cats?"

Oh no,

does that mean the Bunny Girl costume I prepared is retired even before it was used?

"This cat can resist rule pollution!"

Lin Baici explained briefly, "Let’s go and continue searching for cat-related items!"

The Eater God said those Barbie doll cats were afraid of cats; now that we have one, we can boldly search these rooms.

Lin Baici believed that in this hide-and-seek, some rules that the Barbie dolls haven’t mentioned must exist, and we must figure them out quickly.

Kim Myungjin didn’t ask why, figuring that as long as she followed Oppa, she couldn’t go wrong.

The two started rummaging through boxes and cabinets, like a pair of married bandits.

...

Boom! Boom!

Two explosions shook the ceiling, causing plaster to fall.

"I wonder which unlucky soul got found again!"

San Miyairi teased.

"Do you really have to stick with us?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t dislike the Sakura girl, but the rules stated that the more people there were, the higher the chance of being found. The girl with the ponytail couldn’t understand why San Miyairi, who clearly had solo capabilities, insisted on crowding together.

"Isn’t it nice to have two beauties with you?"

San Miyairi joked.

"But I’m not a man?"

Xia Hongyao rolled her eyes. Although she had no plans to marry, that didn’t mean she liked women!

San Miyairi smiled and looked at Gu Qingqiu, "You’re not going to kick me out, are you?"

Gu Qingqiu sat on the sofa, holding an orange cat, gently petting it.

"You just want to see if this big orange can scare off those Barbie dolls, right?"

The orange cat was well-behaved, curling up on Gu Qingqiu’s lap.

Xia Hongyao was lucky, encountering a big orange cat in the first room she entered. Her hand and foot were fast; with a teleportation, she grasped its scruff and picked it up.

"Aren’t you curious about how Lord Lin knows?"

San Miyairi asked back.

This rule pollution started as something everyone faced together.

Lin Baici never left my sight, so how did he gather all this information?

San Miyairi considered herself smart, but she couldn’t figure it out.

"Divination, I guess!"

Gu Qingqiu casually brushed it off.

"But doesn’t divination need a process?"

San Miyairi had thought so before, but the scene just now changed her mind.

Logically, this kind of foresight should be a strong Divine Grace, and the process should be complicated, but Lin Baici didn’t even lift a finger.

Seeing Gu Qingqiu remain silent, San Miyairi looked at Xia Hongyao, but the ponytailed girl just blinked at her innocently.

’Sorry, expecting to uncover Lin Baici’s secrets from you makes me a fool!’

San Miyairi sighed.

"Here it comes!"

Xia Hongyao suddenly whispered, gripping the dagger, teleporting to the doorway.

She heard the footsteps of the Barbie dolls.

"Don’t get so close!"

Gu Qingqiu warned as she didn’t hide, still sitting on the sofa, as she trusted that Lin Baici’s information was about ninety percent accurate.

San Miyairi also didn’t move, admiring Xia Hongyao’s sharp senses.

The footsteps grew louder, then suddenly disappeared, exactly in front of the door.

Xia Hongyao glanced at Gu Qingqiu and pointed at the door, indicating the monster was outside.

Click!

The doorknob sounded, as the Barbie doll started opening the door.

Gu Qingqiu immediately grabbed the orange cat’s tail and pinched hard.

The pain made the big orange cat let out a sharp cry.

Meow!

The door, which was about to open, paused.

Meow! Meow!

The orange cat screamed, trying to escape from Gu Qingqiu’s arms, but she held it tightly.

Bang!

The door slammed shut, followed quickly by the sound of Barbie dolls leaving.

Xia Hongyao listened closely, then made an OK gesture.

The Barbie dolls had walked away.

"Ah, I really want to unearth the big secret on Lord Lin!"

San Miyairi felt uneasy.

Unfortunately, Lin Baici was indifferent towards her, and his will was quite strong; otherwise, she would’ve used the Beauty Trap on him.

Gu Qingqiu was smart and wouldn’t be fooled by Lin Baici, but could be forcefully overpowered; as for Xia Hongyao, if San Miyairi were a man, she’d already be pregnant with the third child.

So, when it came to Lin Baici’s character, San Miyairi still admired it.

Idiot!

Why are our nationalities different?

"Let’s go, find items related to cats!"

Gu Qingqiu stood up, confirmed the cat’s usefulness, and began exploring the room.

"Although the cat can scare away Barbie dolls, I think we should use it sparingly, just in case there are side effects even Lord Lin doesn’t know about."

San Miyairi reminded.

"Yes!"

Gu Qingqiu had thought about this a long time ago.

...

The man holding a cat was hiding in the wardrobe.

Shortly after the explosion just now, hurried footsteps echoed on this floor, likely belonging to some unlucky soul discovered by the Barbie dolls, running this way.

The man felt both angry and helpless as he prayed for that person to leave quickly, but his plea failed.

More footsteps arrived; evidently, the Barbie dolls had followed the explosion sound, then came the cry for help from a man.

Judging by the "help me," it was a Europa person, but soon, more intense explosions erupted, cutting off his cries.

The man prayed for the Barbie dolls to go away, but instead, they confirmed the mouse was dead and began opening doors at random for inspection.

About five minutes later, the door where the man was hiding was opened.

Through the wardrobe’s crack, he saw a half-meter tall Barbie doll in a pink dress walking in.

The man immediately pinched the cat in his arms!

Meow!

The Barbie doll searching for the ’mouse’ was startled, its eyes widened in terror, and it fled the room quickly.

"Holy crap, it really worked?"

The man was astonished.

This cat, he caught along the way; if it weren’t for Lin Baici’s reminder, he wouldn’t have caught it at all.

Thinking about it, he was truly lucky; without the cat and if this Barbie doll had discovered him, it would’ve been troublesome.

"Can this really work?"

Zhong Shuman climbed out from under the bed, shocked.

"I’ve always told you guys, trust Brother Lin, achieve eternal life!"

Li Yintong, with hands on hips, teased the man: "Aren’t you more regretful that Uncle Nine didn’t dig into him?"

"Yes!"

The man nodded: "Let’s go, find Brother Lin!"

Regardless of whether Lin Baici had found a cat, meeting up with him now would surely earn favor points, but just before the three could leave, the door swung open again.

A Barbie doll was standing at the doorway.

It saw the three ’mice’ and was about to rush in and explode, but stopped because it saw that the big mouse held a cat in its hand.

The Barbie doll screamed and quickly fled.

"Hurry up and move!"

The man urged; however, as they reached the door, they found more Barbie dolls in the corridor.

The earlier explosions had attracted several monsters, and they hadn’t dispersed yet.

"Should we hide a bit longer?"

Li Yintong frowned, worried about leading the monsters to Lin Baici.

"Then we’ll have to switch to another room!"

The man saw the corpse of a Caucasian, blown to bits, with a piece of intestine hanging from the corridor chandelier, dripping blood, swinging back and forth.

Curse that guy for attracting the monsters!

...

Boom! Boom!

In the castle, explosions occasionally rang out, indicating someone had been found.

At times, the explosions were intense.

Lin Baici was somewhat worried about Gu Qingqiu and the others’ safety.

"Qingqiu, Red Medicine, one’s smart, the other can fight; they’ll be fine!"

Ji Xinyan reassured him.

"Yes!"

Lin Baici opened the wardrobe, revealing some costume outfits; he hadn’t paid much attention to them at first, but as he was about to leave, he suddenly realized that there might be a cat costume.

Better search quickly!

Found it!


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