novelraw Chapter 1883: 834: How Can Insulting Others Sound So Elegant Without Five Thousand Years of Civilized Influence?
Chapter 1883: 834: How Can Insulting Others Sound So Elegant Without Five Thousand Years of Civilized Influence?
Chapter 1883: Chapter 834: How Can Insulting Others Sound So Elegant Without Five Thousand Years of Civilized Influence?
And having one more person, in case there are monsters, she can help divert attention.
Melanie didn’t know that in just a few seconds, Lin Baici had thought through these issues and then chose the optimal solution.
She now felt that this Jiuzhou man was so gentle, and her original vigilance decreased a bit, thinking he was someone she could temporarily cooperate with.
The Big Ocean Horse walked up to Lin Baici’s side.
“I am from the Sky God Club!”
The Big Ocean Horse revealed her background, originally expecting to shock and gain Lin Baici’s attention.
Because this is Europa’s strongest official God Hunter organization, and those who can join are all elites, but the other party showed no expressions.
So there are two reasons: first, the other party is very strong and doesn’t care; second, the other party belongs to the Jiuzhou Security Bureau.
“My name is Melanie Dupont, and I love eating mapo tofu and dumplings, hello!”
Melanie reached her hand out to Lin Baici. Seeing that he didn’t respond, she extended it to Kim Myungjin: “Hello!”
“Hello, Kim Myungjin!”
Kim Myungjin thought this Big Ocean Horse was quite cunning. Oppa’s punch turned her chin red, it seemed a bit swollen, yet she showed no sign of grudges.
“You’re even prettier than those girl group members!”
Melanie complimented.
This woman had a great figure. Judging by her facial features, she’s Korean, judging by her physique, strikingly sexier than those carefully selected girl group members, yet she was speaking Jiuzhou language.
This was enough to show that this pair didn’t meet during this expedition in God’s ruins, and the woman liked the man.
But it’s no surprise!
Such an oriental handsome guy, she wanted a taste too!
Kim Myungjin’s eyebrows immediately furrowed.
What are these absurd metaphors?
You’re the girl group member, your whole family are girl groups!
For these Chaebols, girl and boy groups are just toys!
You’re comparing me to a toy?
Melanie could see from Kim Myungjin’s expression that she had said something wrong. But it’s okay, as long as that guy doesn’t dislike her, it’s fine!
Melanie wasn’t talkative, but at this time she continuously asked questions here and there, intending to offset the sense of unfamiliarity.
[Ridiculous, a prey actually calculating against the hunter!]
[However, an intelligent prey tastes even better!]
[They say a horse can’t be fattened without night grazing, and a person can’t get rich without windfalls. It’s the same for you, without devouring a few feasts, you can’t become a God!]
[Thank the gifts of nature, let’s start the feast!]
The Eater God commented.
“Do you mean I should eat her, or play poker with her?”
Lin Baici inquired.
[Play before you eat!]
[Not wasting anything is the main point!]
The passage was very long, it took the three of them a full five minutes to reach a crossroad.
“Which way should we go?”
Melanie actually wanted to choose the direction herself. Even if it was a dead end, it would be her choice, so she wouldn’t regret it.
Lin Baici took out the Ask God Turtle Shell, piously threw it up, and began divination.
In the silent dungeon, a solemn and grand chanting voice immediately echoed.
“Kneeling with five bodies offering three sacrifices, respecting not the heavens but the ghost god!”
“Ask God for communication, today…”
“Great Danger! Great Danger! Great Danger!”
The turtle shell declared three times, each time sharper and more piercing than the last.
Melanie’s eyes lit up, this was definitely a top-tier Divine Prohibition object!
“I asked which direction?”
Lin Baici tightly clenched the turtle shell.
Great Danger?
Quite a few Gods are here, how could I not know it’s Great Danger?
[What Great Danger, it’s clearly a deluxe buffet!]
“Is it me being eaten?”
Lin Baici joked.
“Straight ahead!”
The turtle shell divined, its voice carrying a mystical aura.
To be honest, it was quite awe-inspiring and frightening.
“As expected of Jiuzhou with its five-thousand-year civilization, even a turtle shell is this formidable!”
Melanie admired.
No wonder it’s the oldest civilization, the oldest empire!
After the divination, the turtle shell, whimsically, decided to scare the Big Ocean Horse: “Western Region person, I see your countenance is dark, death shrouds you, you now only have the chance to live by seeking my divination…”
Lin Baici put it away before the turtle shell finished speaking.
“Wait, let me divine once, just once!”
“You little brat, like the rat has skin, yet people have no dignity, without dignity, what’s the point of living?”
The turtle shell, unable to withstand anymore, cursed.
“What did it say?”
Melanie was curious: “It feels so cultured!”
Yeah!
Couldn’t understand, but it seemed impressive.
“It’s cursing people!”
Lin Baici walked toward the fork in the road ahead. Although the turtle shell had a bad temper and liked to curse and kill, its divination results were quite accurate.
Clap clap clap!
Melanie immediately clapped her hands.
Without five thousand years of civilization and cultivation, how could even cursing sound so elegant?
Lin Baici, concerned about the safety of Hua Yue Yu and the others, walked quickly.
Kim Myungjin felt a bit frustrated; it would be nice without this third wheel, so she could have some alone time with oppa.
“Just running like this doesn’t seem to work; should we crack open those dungeons and take a look?”
Melanie suggested, “Maybe there are some clues inside!”
This Big Ocean Horse’s Jiuzhou language was passable, just with a slight accent and occasionally not quite exact tones.
“No cracking!”
Lin Baici refused.
He didn’t feel hungry, which meant there was nothing good nearby, and with so many dungeons, how long would it take to smash them all?
If it were random smashing, it would be like gambling on luck; better to spend time uncovering ‘the map.’
In Lin Baici’s view, if they could run into a Big Ocean Horse, then they could encounter others.
If by chance someone had entered earlier, finding them could lead to useful information.
“A very assertive man!”
Melanie analyzed Lin Baici’s character.
Suddenly, he began to run.
“What’s up?”
The Big Ocean Horse urgently asked.
“Sounds of fighting!”
Lin Baici explained.
Melanie immediately listened intently.
However, she heard nothing.
“Your hearing is really good!”
Melanie complimented, believing this man wouldn’t lie.
After running for two minutes, entering another corridor, and then rushing over fifty meters, Lin Baici saw a team in front engaged in battle.
A group of medieval-armored monsters wielding two-handed swords were besieging them.
This team consisted of three men and two women; they assisted each other with familiarity during the fight, suggesting a long-standing cooperation.
Bam!
One armor’s neck was chopped off.
The helmet fell to the ground, empty inside.
The headless armor monster was completely unfazed, swinging its two-handed sword with great vigor.
“Should we help?”
Melanie asked, taking on the attitude of a follower who deferred to Lin Baici’s lead.
“No help!”
There were quite a few armor monsters, but this team was handling it steadily, so Lin Baici decided not to join the commotion.
Ten minutes later, the battle ended.
The five people cleaned up the battlefield and then walked toward Lin Baici’s group of three.
One of them, dressed in Chanel haute couture and sporting a haircut parting seven ways, sneered at Lin Baici, starting with a mocking comment.
“Buddy, that’s pretty selfish, huh?”
It was clear he disliked Lin Baici’s bystanding and lack of assistance.
“Do we owe you?”
Kim Myungjin retorted.
“You don’t owe us, but lending a hand to others is what a normal person would do, right?”
The young man chuckled, casting a sidelong glance at Lin Baici: “Now that we’ve won, do you feel a little awkward and regretful?”
“Not at all.”
Lin Baici shrugged his shoulders.
“Ha, if you had at least made a move, even if it weren’t helpful, you could have joined our team now!”
The young man mocked, as if Lin Baici had missed out on a huge opportunity.
“Alright, shut up!”
The oldest man, clearly the team leader, scolded his companion before asking, “Together?”
“Whatever!”
Lin Baici was indifferent.
Melanie wanted to remind Lin Baici that since they hadn’t even shaken hands with him, they clearly didn’t regard him highly, and inviting him to join must be to use him as cannon fodder.
Wang Qing, the middle-aged man, looked at his watch: “It’s almost time for the meetup, let’s head back!”
They were searching in the direction Lin Baici’s group had come from, indicating there wasn’t much to investigate ahead; it was better to save energy and slack off than to walk the path again wastefully.