Dear Mr. Darcy [Pride and Prejudice]

No abuse, no abuse, no abuse.Although the author's IQ is not high, the heroine has a high IQ. ps is empty, please do not research the copy of the funny version: Once upon a time, there was a prince named Darcy, who wanted to marry a real princess.On a stormy night, a lady named Emma knocked on the gate of his castle. She was soaked and embarrassed.Prince Darcy helped her, let her live in a comfortable room, and secretly asked someone to put a pea under the 20-layer quilt on the bed.The next day, Emma handed Prince Darcy a good back: "Sleeping on such a high quilt is easy to protrude the waist disc. Get rid of it early." Prince Darcy blushed in her sincere smile.Why do I have to find a real princess?I should find a salesman with a good back, like Emma.From then on, Prince Darcy and Emma lived happily together.I thought love was meeting someone who met my standards, but I never thought that love was meeting someone who changed my standards into hers